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"YUGE!"

"How big of a dick is the other guy?"

the fish I caught was this big

your flag sucks, old glory rules

Yes, it's a diaper.  But he's also obese.

Pravda!

"Oh Jesus, Putin! We only thought Don could take this much up his ass!"

Time for the meatstick 

Sure, I can sit with my legs crossed at the knees. I'm six foot to your manspreading five-seven, Vlad.

$5 Footlong?

"Don't we need three basses to play Big Bottom?"

Putin - " after Trump had the hookers piss all over the Obama bed, he asked for a male hooker for himself, with a dick this big, he said"

WHEN YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS...............

Biden: I thought Trump was this big if an asshole. 
Putin: Bro you kidding? It's more like this!

                               OrW

Biden: I think Trump would take a dick up the butt this big to still be president.

Putin: I gave him one this big to be my bitch.

    

joe and vladmir swapping colonoscopy stories

and as camera go farther up buschka,  doctor find fragments of old KGB film.......oooooofffff, the old days!!!!!!!!!

 

Vlad: Hey Joe, You should see the pictures we got of Donny in our Moscow hotel and he take ze Golden Shower.

Joe: Oh Vlad, We would like to see those. Then we can discuss Spheres of Influence maybe we throw in Kalingrad.