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I will never be vanquished

wahhhhhhhh, whaddya mean i can't run the country like I run my mafia?

Cofeve! 

(I wish I had time to animate the pic today, with his right hand moving toward his face and his left cheek bulging, and vice versa.)

"Is this the faith thread, I want to run for mystical authoritarian!"  

"And these are the wrists those cuffs will be going on. I have the nicest wrists. The best words... and the nicest wrists." 

 99, 100!  I just did one hundred pull ups. I saw it. 

My hands really are big...HUGE, actually. So big that I can't show you right now. Or possibly ever. Lots of people say they are huge. Many, many people say that. Almost everyone. Only Democrats and RINOS don't say that. Almost everybody. Really. Everyone, actually. Everyone says that.

Joe beat me to it

I surrender. 

"Oh yes, yes, now pee on the pillows too"

"Guess which hand holds the nuke-ular codes, bitches!"

C'mon Joe let's duke it out! Man to man

i have 1 dollar in each hand Suckers.

My hands really are big...HUGE, actually. So big that I can't show you right now. Or possibly ever.  <<

cracking up

Lol

"I can't raise my arms any higher now that I always have to wear a bulletproof vest."

"No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet!”

Presto... I can pull it right thru like there's only empty space in my head!

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lol @ Alan. I was hoping you would come up with something. I was picturing dildos, but string is good too. The Donald uses Mental Floss: To remove all those pesky facts.

Alan! lolololol

also ras ftw right off the bat

lol