Election Night Rituals and Events

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Got any special plans for election night? 

We got bubbly in the fridge that has been there unopened since Nov. 8, 2016.  Hoping to finally pop it open this year.  Got fireworks too in case its a blow out and they announce Trump's defeat on Tuesday night.  On the other hand, got my gas mask and helmet ready to take it too the streets on Wednesday night if Trump someone steals the election.  

This town is going to be a big dance party if Trump loses, but a riot if he "wins" (and unlike the PPB, I don't use the term "riot" lightly).  

During the 2004 election, we had people over for "inhale to the chief" where you would toke every time they called a state for Kerry.  That didn't last long and put on Festival Express instead.

I suspect that Seattle will be much like Portland, awash in vacuous virtue signalling demonstrations, while the infrastructures of the cities continue to deteriorate and they increasingly spiral into the approximation of third world shitholes.

Isn't "Chopped" on Tuesday night?   

Madigan's Pubcast drops on Tuesdays.  

So I'll be on the clock while keeping up with the latest/best info on gas station and convenience store foods.

Drinking a bunch seems inevitable....

Red or Blue, I'm taking off Wednesday morning... 

Dance parties in Portland?  Ken, pls text me locations if your crew is out and about!

Java Dave speaks truth.

PK is the epitome of white privilege.

 

Drink heavily

looks like an anxiety provoking evening....

President Trump has told those in his orbit he intends to prematurely declare victory on election night if early returns are favorable to him despite uncounted ballots that could lead to a loss, Axios reported Sunday.

The president has discussed the plan in detail with confidants, the publication reported.

On Tuesday night, the early count in the pivotal state of Pennsylvania is expected to favor the president because of state laws against counting mail-in ballots before Election Day. However, the ongoing count is expected to narrow the margin between Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden, who leads in most polling of the state.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/523866-trump-plans-to-declare-vict...

There are going to be a lot of hungover people on Wednesday. 

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Go to bed early. Tomorrow for the results.

POTUS election may not be resolved for weeks.

I'm currently quarantined so will be pacing and drinking and puffing and yapping with friends on the telephone. 
I will not buy Champagne so as not to screw the pooch, so to speak. 

i jerk off twice then slam my head into a wall. it didn't work last time but hopefully will this year.

I will smoke two joints.

I'll be sipping champagne from my boot.

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Purchased at a Beatles convention in 1981

working on my inevitable ulcer and washing it away with a Weller Special Reserve, neat

its starting out a bourbon kinda night.  I sure as shit hope I dont get into the motorboat later on

Too bad he didn’t win, maybe he could’ve been shot by hinckley instead and lived

. Instead of the nightly get high walk the dog routine,  I'm going to the crcle k and get a oil can of Fosters.

Get high eat go to bed. Been without home internet and no TV for two weeks.  My better half is back at home with her ID channel. I'll wake up to ensuing new weirdness or the same old weirdness. 

At this moment a can of beer and the mutt  are more important.  

 

Left out , internet was hooked up today.

>I sure as shit hope I dont get into the motorboat later on<

If you do, give some to friend to hold until tomorrow no matter how much you cry and scream. You're gonna need more in the morning.

Alan, that is so very true.  I typically cut mine with 25I-NBOMe half way thru the night so that I can make it stretch but for sure, I am gonna def need some in the morning

Ahhh,  motorboat back on the streets.

 

^ Not only is it back on the streets, it's dirt cheap. Too bad it's probably a Korean knock off something Shulgin accidentally made in a drug-fueled laboratory romp  when working on a top secret CIA project and didn't write down the recipe and supposedly gave to Barlow to test who gave it to Jerry who played a legendary show of which no tapes have surfaced. Save me a taste.

Seems like you already had one, Alan :)

Mot-or-boat~