If the zone had an extra hour

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To go stand out by the planned parenthood clinic and counter-protest the evangelicals who harass and shame the women who are getting care there, what would your sign say?

Drive-by shouting "get a job" only seems to further confuse them

Viva La Erogenous Zone...

Jesus knocked up Mary Magdalene.

Get your mind off my body!

Righteousness is for the wicked 

Honestly, I like the "get a job."

It would be fun to gather up 50 or so people, all wide eyed and tie dyed. Maybe have a drum circle, someone slinging grilled cheese, people walking around with "need a miracle" signs, and assorted shit like that. Just change the narrative altogether.

I'd copy a favorite meme: 

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Go fuck yourselves then.

Fuck around and find out?

"Namaste"

Yelling doesn't help. The last counter protest I attended outside our local parenthood was dance party with loud music to drown out the crazies.
They were required to stay on the other side of the street and we were allowed to be out front of Planned Parenthood - I'm not sure how that all was organized. It was fun.

One woman from our  group was a trained mediator, and she walked over to the other side and had a nice chat with them and listened to their concerns,  and then they left.

Don't give them the reaction that they want and they go away

 

that being said,  if I'm driving by and I happen to see the nut cases outside of Planned Parenthood I honk and wave, To get their attention and then promptly salute them.

I still like the idea of signs.

Maybe something like I banged your daughter raw backstage at the Jerry Springer show, and all I got was a case of the crabs, but you have a grandchild on the way.

Humorous and snarky signs are always a good idea. Just not a fan of yelling at the numb nuts 
 

 

" I GOT VAXXED !"

Jesus died for our sins (not yours)

perhaps dosing their holy water might be in order?    

It would be a Möbius hour.

"In a country that began as haven from religious persecution, why is religion persecuting me?"

I used to drive by a clinic in the morning on the way to the office, (remember offices? lol). I always thought of making a sign for the protestors that said "Mind Your Own Business"