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I'm a fleabit peanut monkey, and all my friends are junkies, grown in a lab somewhere. Behold, the wonders of science.

For the first time, scientists have created embryos that are a mix of human and monkey cells.

The embryos, described Thursday in the journal Cell, were created in part to try to find new ways to produce organs for people who need transplants, says the international team of scientists who collaborated in the work. But the research raises a variety of concerns.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/04/15/987164563/scientist...

"Because if a monkey with human sperm meets a monkey with human eggs, nobody wants a human embryo inside a monkey's uterus."

damn, if you think the kids at the playground are already ruthless, wait til they find out your parents don't wear clothes while shopping, driving, etc. 

also, flinging poop at parent/teacher conferences will have consequences.

 

 

what species will they identify with

will they be allowed to play sports

can they be trusted at the zoo

Jerk Monkey Liver

>>>>>"But the research raises a variety of concerns".

 

Ya think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zbnvh6I4k4

Jacksonville '19 possible the apex of this monkey's life

My dog has a monkey butt

Phish played a full Monkey Man only once (7/2/2011) but teased it in two earlier shows including 7/14/92, during a YEM vocal jam.   Used to have that tape and played the shit out of it. 

Personally, I prefer the Toots song of the same name.

Open up the switch

gonna let him thru the hole

cause the monkey's got everything under control

> Ya think?

I literally laughed out loud, but maybe that's the Master Kush tallking.

> I prefer the Toots song of the same name.

Winterland, November 1975: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bV4VJKJZYc

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I don't anticipate any unforseen circumstances here.

> And the walls came down

Springsteen should really cover that one sometime.

> Phish played a full Monkey Man only once (7/2/2011)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1euvVD1J1Oo

>>>>>Bob Dylan predicted this...

 

Dan Bern knows our past...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTj4dKXl3PM

Where else can I get my hetty non-rejectable transplant organs?