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Pearl River church's altar removed, burned after priest, dominatrices allegedly had sex on it

https://www.nola.com/news/article_ba88dffc-0a75-11eb-95fd-aff48c3fcec4.html

 

It was unclear if they had left room for Jesus 

 

At least they are consenting adults... the dominatrices is of age, right?

Yep everyone is of age and consenting. There is no reason any of the three should be under arrest. The only person they should arrest is the peeping tom who recorded the scene through the window.

"I am going to consecrate this host so hard."

Doesn't burning the altar seem kinda Satany?

As a 12 year catholic school survivor and 3 mass a year attendee I will say this

 

Voodoo and Catholicism is not a good mix, always leads to the wild shit 

Catholics have a long history of old rituals, I remember my baptist neighbors telling me we worshipped satin because of all the saints and statues in church

 

the old mass in Latin - yea sounds just like what I think a sacrifice would sound like, and no one in the church understood a word 

A. How was this sex act discovered

B. Tell me more about why this is a crime. Obscenity charge?  

C. Where is the video the Priest made? 

No prob if it was two Boy Scouts, tho', right?  Catholics have a long history of old rituals...

Fabes too true. I was an altar boy with mass on Latin 

Brought 5 youngins through all the sacraments    Pretty sour on the church now

but at least the pope blew off trumps lackey

how old  am I again???

Remember MikeW used to tell us about fucking some dude over the altar of an abandoned church in like, Key West maybe? 

Good times!

I remember my baptist neighbors telling me we worshipped satin because of all the saints and statues in church

that sort of thing is a pretty common sentiment although to varying degrees...none of that crazy catholic shit is in the bible at all - no church on sunday, no vatican, no pope, no funny hats, no virgin mary stuff, no crazy symbology, no saints, a huge portion of it is justified by a super complicated version of "because this guy in a funny hat told us to do it" played out thru thousands of years

<<< I remember my baptist neighbors telling me we worshipped satin because of all the saints and statues in church

 

 

As much as I love satin, I think I prefer eggshell.

What does regret mean?

Well, son, a funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done [like having sex with dominatrices on a church altar], than to regret something you haven't done.

And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her…

Satan! Satan! Satan!

that Priest knows how to party

>What does regret mean?

 

Maybe something to do with Confession and the  Church preaching about redemption and forgiveness. 

Not our faith - 

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Catholic Church is the worst.  I was confirmed in the church as well.  Yuck.  I found some gold crossed from confirmation day- thinking of selling them to pay a bill.

Religion isn't for free thinkers.

How many Hail Marys does an altar pegging earn?

Good Lord, not the Rosary Beads!