Thread titles that make funny statements when they’re next to each other

You ever look at the threads on the Other Stuff page and LOL when there are two seemingly unrelated threads one after another that end up making a funny statement when you read them together? Well, this is the thread where you can feel free to post these humorous instances. 

Here’s some examples: 

Now Trump Is Really Pissed    May 9 – 05:38 pm  [1] > Andrew Dice Clay is Donald Trump    May 9 – 04:39 pm  [9]

HAHA! 

*Spoiler Alert*    May 8 – 09:29 pm  [1] > Michael Cohen helped Jerry Falwell, Jr. pay $1.8 million to the poolboy    May 8 – 09:26 pm  [15]

another good one. hopefully you get the gist. this is in an effort to change things up a bit here from the political fog that has enveloped the board thanks to the relentless onslaught of the few. 

May whatcha listening to thread, 2019 edition    May 7 – 08:10 pm  [13] > Faux Meat Products    May 7 – 02:25 pm  [49]

they write themselves really - feel free to give it a shot and smile