Time to matter for Jonas. Fucking crybaby.

Is this a melt thread, or a call out thread?  I'm trying to understand the subtle nuances.

My money is on Meth thread.

Little ole me? I'm flattered.  

It’s on 

It's always hard to tell if it's a melt or a call out.  I mean, if someone is irritating you to the point that you need to make a call out thread, isn't that kind of a melt?

Jonas is a weak little man.

May the 4 winds blow you some shit again

Roll away

Yes.

Nice things, and the lack thereof.

Wait a minute -- this is my time to matter.  I don't give a shit if a canyon fucked a ripple.  You're supposed to be coming at me. 

Some of us need to consult a dictionary on the definition of passive aggression.  

Or a cry for help. 

We’re here to help you, Sarah.

I Love 4 Winds

4 winds smoke a fatty to chill or drop a micro dose of LSD which should help your cognitive functioning

4Winds with the 420 post!!  You planned that didn't you??  Sneaky bastard. 

>>>Not a copy paste to some generic bullshit. 

Thanks bro-slacker melt away simpleton

Why you started this thread when I never even converse with you on this board is beyond me.  

I still have some years to go before I hit 50 but if it makes you feel better yes, I'm an old bitter man.  

Now would be a good time to take those meds that you forgot to take today.   Holy shit....    Tramp around??? wow...  

Jonas, stop please. We're working on getting Sarah off the "meds". She needs our support. 

Don't tramp around here no more...don't tramp around here no more...whatever you're postin for...don't tramp around here no more...STOP...

I remember back in the day a great Photoshop of Nancy with ripple in on a leash connected to a ball gag. It was funny. 

Now would be a good time to take those meds that you forgot to take today.   Holy shit....    Tramp around??? wow...  <<<

UP Yours Jonas

Many around here Love Our Sailing friend 4 Winds.

Back off on Jonas. What’d he do to you?

Sara’s obviously lying.

Because kleenex doesn’t come in 8 packs from Costco. Too small. 

Watch your mouth graivy.

Easy JR. You been to Costco lately? Eight Kleenex is too small. A dozen. Maybe 18, sure. 

And don’t address me like that again or we’ll have trouble.

he seems to have issues with some zoners...

A passive aggressive callout of a passive aggressive callout, brilliant work.

any pow wows lined up for summer fog?

Jonas is OK in my book. So is 4W.

What to do....what...to....do....

Your alliance with me is on the rocks graivy.

How'z it, Foghorne! 

Don’t misunderstand my sense of humor, JR. 

4Winds and I have important things in common. We both know how to jerk on a halyard. 

You know how to jerk off a horse. 

It’s good to know that this place will never change.

It is?

Glad you are comforted by that thought, I guess.

<<<We both know how to jerk on a halyard

If you haven't heard the Judy Garland tapes please give them a listen.  Her going at one of her ex husbands -Sid Luft -  in a drunken pilled up state is hilarious. She calls him a scamp, a tramp and everything under the sun.  4winds melt telling me to stop tramping around made me think of these tapes.

>>Glad you are comforted by that thought, I guess.

Hi Guy!

Posting a call out thread is a melt.  It might not be of epic proportions but the need to start a thread directed to me when I haven't posted directly to you is the definition of a melt. 

You don't even understand the definition of passive aggression.  I wouldn't go touting my vocab.  

'I could have been somebody.  I could have had class.  I could have been a contender, instead of a bum. Which is more then I am!'  (please correct as needed, as that was from my old soul's memory) 

...

>>It’s good to know that this place will never change.

>>Glad you are comforted by that thought, I guess.

I posted it was good to know, not that I, or anyone else for that matter, was comforted by that knowledge.

Nice pic Turtle. Happy to see that you and your son are so close. 

I'm not quite sure what the point of this thread is...Catharsis?

Let it all out, then have a great weekend, you Freaks.

If 4 winds leave Viva I will join her. 

This has an old school warm and cuddly feeling to it.

Even gravy is all puppy dogs.

Great size for the rv btw, grav, what kind is it?

...

A Dudley bike store gif would work better.  

Junior should be riding the bike with 4winds in the basket. 

My family eats well.  Your family eats... oh yeah, that's right you're lonely and jaded.     You want to keep going with this or do you want to crawl back into your corner? 

*hums Eleanor Rigby*

Wonder bread?  That's your comeback?  

A tue fact about Wonder Bread, the whole loaf will smoosh into  the size of a golf ball.

..

...

see, this is why we cant have nice things...

Oh my, the wonder bread slap down.

In honor of May the Fourth (and to those who fight the good fight):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4n0F9R90F0

in a zone far far away...

in a zone far far away...

in a zone far far away...

in a zone far far away...

in a zone far far away...

>>>>He's probably falling over in an attempt to fetch McDonald's breakfast the family before they switch over to the lunch menu

you can get breakfast all day at McDonald’s these days 

...

Smack my Zoner up.

Bitch?  Ehh... you could probably do better than that.  

I agree that was a good touch by Gravy.  Knowing is half the battle.

Thx folks. I do what I can for the group. 

JR seemed to misinterpret my intention tho. Hope no permanent harm was done. 

I am just a tad more JR fan compared to Gravy yet Gravy is gaining. 

Edit to add this is a compliment 

Strange thread.........

Wonder bread - used to troll for carp with balls of it when I was 8 or so.

Who's the crybaby now, Sarah? IF you're going to start a fucking methy,  melty call out thread you don't get to play the victim. 

Nice to see some good zoning once in awhile in this boring place.  Admin must be on vacation?  Or maybe it’s because one of the 3 women that post on the zone started it?  

Well done by all that are involved.

Garbage Zone. lol

One Man Gathers What Another man Spills

There was a time when I would have been right in the mix in a thread like this; soft trolling, long trolling, concern trolling, cheeseburger trolling...the works. Playing the sides against each other, laughing manically like a madman with his finger on The Button.

But now, I've seen the Light. I'm heading up to Red Rocks today to Praise Jesus(!) with Phil and his Christian rock ensemble. Love to all, no exceptions.

Fingers crossed for a stupendous 'Sweet Jane'.

meth?

>>I'm heading up to Red Rocks today to Praise Jesus(!) with Phil and his Christian rock ensemble

Keep the ticket stub. You never know when you might need it.

The thing is, everyone knew what she was referring to mentioning the garbage zone.

It's a thing.

Mark, please excuse my naivety, but could you please explain cheeseburger trolling?

I think Wimpie used to troll for Burgers in the Popeye cartoons.

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for trolling today?

>>It's a thing.

Yeah, it's a thing that I find amusing.

>>> meth?

more like meh-th

St. Mark

 The Lion on Saturday, May 5, 2018 – 02:05 pm

There was a time when I would have been right in the mix in a thread like this; soft trolling, long trolling, concern trolling, cheeseburger trolling...the works. Playing the sides against each other, laughing manically like a madman with his finger on The Button.

I quit the troll game too.

I heard that Rudy Giuliani did too.

Encouraging work in here all around.

Cheeseburger trolling is when you bait an excitable east coast zoner into an earnest debate about the merits of a Colorado cheeseburger vs. New England clam chowder.

It's been done. Really.

Cheeseburger vs. lobster, by any chance?

The cheeseburger can hold its own in any food trolling context, Six.

Obviously you and the other Vermont Communists have no idea what a cheeseburger is.

This thread almost has too much awesome

All baby boomers are indelibly linked with the cheeseburger.

Kind of funny when the person that started this thread looks to 'the garbage zone' for their reaction and brings it over here.

Pizza thread anyone?  

I'll start. 

Chicago deep dish pizza sucks.  

Burritos with rice

>>> Chicago deep dish pizza sucks.

You just crossed the red line there pal.

That's just stupid talk.

Leave pizza out of this glorious thread.

No rice or potato(e)s in my burrito.  Not having it.  

A real Sicilian pizza is the king.  All others fall at her feet.  

>>this thread looks to 'the garbage zone' for their reaction and brings it over here

This is at the heart of my one man gathers what another man spilled comment - not to mention my amusement that each side points at the other and accuses the other site of some type of hypocrisy.  Viva posters point at the “garbage zone” while .net posters call out Viva’s douchery in a pas de deux.

In many ways it’s like Trumpkins vs. Libtards. 

No rice ever, a few potatoes are ok if egg is involved.

>>>>Garbagezone

aka: A half dozen racists trying to make fun of a bunch of people they can't directly communicate with.  Also Brian K.

Yup. That's all it is. No one from Viva lurks there or posts about what they found when they lurked.

You can't make this up.

>>>>>You can't make this up.

Make what up?  The thing you made up that I didn’t say?

I'm not touching him, Mom. I didn't touch him. lol

And why is always about you?

Six, are you self-conscious about your garbage zone posting?

You seem kinda self-conscious about it.

feels dirty.

I love a good New England clam chowder, but personally I prefer Manhattan chowder.

I've never had a Colorado cheeseburger so I can't comment. Is it the lack of oxygen that makes them special?

Does Timmy text or call you guys into action?

>> Is it the lack of oxygen that makes them special?

That may be a factor, yes.

"They tell us that

we lost our tails

evolving up

from little snails..."

>>>>>Does Timmy text or call you guys into action?

lol

The call is coming from inside the house Pe66y 6ordan.

I thought you quit the troll game?

Apparently you can't make that up either.

lol

Did I step in your troll trap?  Are you a special counter troll agent like 6ravy?

Lets he honest, you’re so good at taking it, and enjoy it so much.  It’s not really a secret.

I love a good New England clam chowder, but personally I prefer Manhattan chowder.>>

Not sure if i can choose, don't find either that appealing. My preference would be a good oyster stew, although seasonal.

Fo6, did 6 let you know to post here by 6roup text or email?

A good cream of crab soup is also superior to any clam chowder imo.

4.1

"Viva is full of douche bags and assholes. Never going back to that piece of shit." – Unknown

MisogynyZone.net

>>> aka: A half dozen racists trying to make fun of a bunch of people they can't directly communicate with.  Also Brian K. <<

Wait, 6 makes it 7?

Are you calling me a racist, Ned?

VivaLa haz more racists. Fact.

Dot Net’s Brochacho sock doesn’t count as a dotnetter. He’s the garbage. 

>>>>VivaLa haz more racists. Fact.

Is this one of those things with statistics where you omit the fact there's only like seven people on garbage zone?

Who are the Viva racists? 

Viva has that guy who was giving update on his sons Muslim girlfriend.  Wonder if her parents did an honor killing on her yet?

Oh wait, he felt more comfortable posting his xenophobic bs at cespoolzone.

Lobster Bisque.

Gravy has no idea what green chile is.

Chile is a country in South America. The southern third is pretty green.

The province of Con Carne is the most greenest ever!

Is anyone keeping a score sheet of people who have posted that they have quit the troll game and people who actually have quit  the troll game?

Kirley has quit the troll game and is a kind Zoner. 

Mark, HoovER—you guys could learn a thing from Kirley. Come post as yourselves with him at Dot Net.

How about a link to garbage.net.

Hanging with Kirby and Gravy on Misogyny.net.

ELE People 

Everybody Love Everybody 

- Jackie Moon

Hanging with Slacker on magic8ball.disney.strictlycommercial

It’s www.thephilzone.net Jaz.

Thanks I'll check it out later.

They have a Disneyland thread if you're into that, Jaz.

http://thephilzone.net/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=336

^Well, I checked out the Disneyland thread and thought about posting in it, but the horniness posts left me feeling a bit disturbed, considering that the subject was a kids' theme park.

At least I tried...

I take it Tulsachris is alive and relatively well then?

Is anyone keeping a score sheet of people who have posted that they have quit the troll game and people who actually have quit  the troll game?>>>

Haha, one year i tried to only post on music and sports. Lasted maybe a week, after the third call out and stinky good troll bait set.

At least i lasted longer than 24 hours.

Kirley has quit the troll game and is a kind Zoner. 

Mark, HoovER—you guys could learn a thing from Kirley. Come post as yourselves with him at Dot Net.>>>>

Well said Capt Gravy. 100% correct.

>Jackie Moon 

I’m I the only one that recognized Andre 3000’s acting chops in that movie? That guy should be working.   Childish Glover who? 

Childish Gambino?

Yeah.. I purposely fucked it up to fit my post.  Not sure why I needed to explain that but yeah I know who Donald Glover is. 

>>>Come post as yourselves with him at Dot Net.

Gravy, feel free to gather what you will from this; but the garbage zone is below me. I would never sully my handle with a single post in that filth. 

Well, excuse us, Mr. J. Christ.

I'm sorry, Six, but your garbage pals are garbage.

Not even Jesus can forgive them. 

Bunch of pussy boys on this thread.

Viva is full of douche bags and assholes. Never going back to that piece of shit." – Unknown

Lol. If that's a real quote from the garbagezone, I have one guess who it is.

this thread is like a punch in the jejunum. 

C'mon now, love me sexy!

smh

Six, I'm not trying to stir the pot here; but that garbage zone quote is from you, isn't it?

No, yes...maybe?

Well that settles it.

Badminton anyone?

Speaking of Garbagezone has Nagan released the dates  for this years  Junkball Methfest ?

I heard David Gans is on the bill

>> Garbage Zone. lol

Went to take a look at the place.

Followed link to the Disneyworld thread. Creepshow central.

Oh, and Today's most viewed topic? Literally a thread titled "#shitpost" haha

>> Come post

Thanks, hard pass Lol

As I suspected.

I mean, i didnt know, but I did.

Kinda like that Bill maher bit: "I don't know it for a fact, I just know that it's true"

To me the difference between the two places and lurking is Viva posters lurking at .net is like slowing down to look at a car wreck.

.net people lurking at Viva is like stalking an ex that doesn’t want anything to do with you.

lol

Foghorne and Gravy never post links to their favorite threads. 

And they always ask Hoover and St Mark to sign up even though they don't like Hoover and St Mark. 

There's nothing as beautiful as peacocks strutting in the noon day sun.

They know.

god damn 6er you're a walking "victim or the crime"...

Excuse me, where did you get the impression i don't like Timmy and Mark?   I will admit their online antics are a bit much at times.

Slacker, do you think i don't like you?

If anything, Fog should tape a picture of me & Hoover to his bathroom mirror and use it as a daily affirmation for self improvement.

LOL

OK, i'll use the pic of the fake ticket stubs for you and the magnum nut hugger shorty shorts Higgins pic for Hoover.

Great idea, Fog. You can pretend like you've been a P.I. at a bunch of Colorado Phil shows.