Good things about the government shutdown

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They can’t spy on us now so we can do what we want. 

I think all of the speed limits are unlimited too. 

Any other ones? 

national parks are free

Nice one 

>national parks are free

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Seems like the best time to ignore the bastids.

Jeff Sessions can't take our pot from us...   

Trump can't take his leisure trips on Air Force 1.

Hence why he didn't go to his "look at me" party at Shithole-Lago.

I wonder if I can get away with truck camping in Yosemite valley next weekend?

Call before you haul.

Wait, there will be no one to answer your call.

Go for it.

 

 

 

No Air Force one usage? For real? Where’s he gonna bang Nikki Haley now? 

Trump: You got that tennis elbow problem fixed, right, Nikki?

Nikki: Oh, I got you big D!

*Swat*

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So you’re confirming that the Forbes magazine he was spanked with WAS the one with Ivanka on the cover! I guess we shouldn’t be surprised. 

2006 Stormy D

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