I have to stop *toking*

I have to stop zoning....same as it ever was

Maybe, I guess your calling me an ass for trying to jump start the new site.....

Is it tedious for you or me

Don't lecture me when you have to piss in a bottle to flip burgers.....high school crap....I hope everything works with the pee bottle burger flip thing

Can't force it. Your like Bill Cosby at sorority house party!

*dab*

Why is every topic I open ends in *toke* speak freely everyone is sleeping 

What? Gofundme no longer pays the bills, baller?

*go stroke one*

I have money to donate.... non issue

I'm up with a sick puppy all night so I got lots of time to throw things around

I'm up with a sick puppy all night

It's nice of you to keep Zippy company.

Not much of a choice....

Sick pup and zippy talking about me using bandwidth......that, for whatever reason, seems just about right tonight

I quit for 90 days once. And still tested positive.

Go figure....right is still wrong

Never taken a drug test for a job, and I never will. But I have skills. Last time it was an issue, I had interviewed a couple of times before they sprang it on me.

They were ready to hire me and it was the final step in the process. Told them I wasn't going to do it and they said sorry we can't hire you. A week later they

called and asked if i was still interested in the job.

It was fun to tell them no.

Just figuring this shit out now? It must really suck to have wasted the last 25 yrs.

"Toke"

*Joke*

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I'm on that train right now. Had to do it in 1990, 1999, and 2000. I stopped on 11-18, had a weak moment on 11-23, and became negative yesterday. But I'm 5'8" 145lbs. and I have a very good diet.

A friend told me long ago about the Pectin method, which is detailed along with other info on thcclean.net...best info I've seen.

Here is the diet info (you shed the metabolites through bowel movement):

Legumes and whole grains are good for fiber. Fruits and vegetables in general are great for detoxing.

Consider foods that are rich in the vitamin niacin such as avocados, tuna and potatoes.

Niacin is a real “flushing-vitamin” and thus good when you want to clear your system.

Foods that have lots of electrolytes such as potassium, magnesium and vitamin C are helpful. Citrus and lemon juice comes to mind. Tomatoes, melons, bananas, leafy green 

The classic cranberry juice, golden seal, Palo Azul tea and even vinegar can also be of benefit, but only as part of your diet to detox over time. Don’t trust the myths about these ones, they will not make you pass your test.

Best cost self test at homehealthtesting.com

Hope this helps and good luck.

Making threads just for the sake of making them is tedious....

Indeed.

Never had to do it, luckily, 'cause I'm sure I'd be like Mark D.

High, Mark.

Switched jobs 6 months ago but still work the old job one day a week, Sundays.  They just sold the company.  New owners will rehire everyone, but the company drug tests.  Many of my former coworkers are going to test positive, they eat my cookies!  I think I will have Sundays free in the new year!

Has anyone used the synthetic urine?  I have used the stuff you drink, and it works within an hour.  I would be afraid the synthetic shit would bust open in my pants, or not be the right temperature.  

It's not urine!

​Know what this thread is missing?

Never taken a drug test for a job, and I never will. But I have skills.<<<< I agree. Really does pay to be the boss!

The only drug test I give my future employees are the ones where I roll up two fat joints and see if new employee can hang. If he can't finish the joint in a circle of two others he fails. If he gets high and can't keep on task, he also fails.

If your looking for a job in AK and they are drug testing you, it must be a high profile job like working on an oil rig cause other than that, the folks I know in AK have never had to take a piss test for any entry level position.

*stroke on*

Best of luck, Zippy

I knew a guy that had some clean piss in a condom stuffed under his nuts, and while he was waiting to be called back the condom broke.  That would suck.  

I used to have a whizanator about 16 years ago when I was in the union back east. I'd get random piss tests thrown on me on big sites like Merk and GSK. Kept that thing in my tool box.

One of my co-workers who wasn't game with the herb back then found the wizanator. He immediately threw it back in the box thinking it was a dildo. Forever on all the guys would rag me for carrying a dildo in my tool chest. Most of them knew I smoked a lot of herb.

A few years later the day came when a herb smoking co-worker (son of owner of company) asked me how the hell i always pass tests on the spot, I then pulled out some dry packets of piss and my "dildo" :)

Those guys are still laughing 

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I don't know if I could fit the dildo in with the 5.7777'' at the same time.  Plus what if the nurse wants to have some fun?  

To be serious about the dildo with fake urine.  Where I go for my piss tests they make us take a physical first.  Thus what do you do?  

I guess I could keester it.  The have never stuck anything up there during the physical.  

a physical for a random piss test?

doubtful

Fish why would I make that up?  

Because you're TulsaChris.

Not a complete physical, simply take my vitals, and sometimes will reach under my nuts, and make me caugh.  

You gotta think about it, who would turn down the option of touching my nuts?  

Chris, I would turn that down and I have a feeling there aren't a lot of us who even want to hear about them.

>>>>> make me caugh.  

Made me lough

Nice google image search pic you got there, ziptard!

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Tulsa,

Don't you ever get tired of making up bullshit stories?

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Now that time has past and cooler head prevail. Does anyone see a different light?

Well there ain't nobody safer than someone who doesn't care...