I'm in Vermont this weekend

I will never set foot in that state.

jr with warrants..... lmfao

Hug a maple tree, tip a cow.

How did I miss your visit? Darn it.

I hear that the guy is totally different in person.

>>> a black dude made me a sandwich, and I skipped town.

Ateix - Why would you mention the color of the guy's skin who made you a sandwich?

he's lying! there are no black people in vermont. 

>>> he's lying! there are no black people in vermont.

Yeah, that funny joke haha definitely doesn't deflect from his statement.

Tod is trying to be divisive. I would eat a sandwich made by the black man in Vermont.

>>> >>> a black dude made me a sandwich, and I skipped town.

Slack - Why does his skin color matter enough to mention?

It's data that might help locate using knowledge of regional demographics?

atiex mentioning "sandwich" is yet another subtle jab at VT.

Always in the middle, never on top...

His jabs are just about as good as his bait.

Dude he's a brain squatter, and your cranium is his domicile.

Dude - it’s a two way street. Or whatever. That’s the troll game.

Nick had many insights regarding the ways of the troll. His input would be valuable in times like this.

True, and he continues his trolling in other venues.

Did I say that?

"I couldn't possibly say something racist, I love all things Jazz."

Let your SOUL shine lil homie...

I like soul music. A lot.

>> True, and he continues his trolling in other venues.

Like, your mind?

Whatever you need to think, Ned.

I am simply a mirror reflecting observations.

Yes, of course.

That's a wrap, folks...

And all this time i thought it was a sandwich....

Ned's tricky like that. He's like a funhouse mirror.

Did you see this?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fire-rainbow-spotted-in-vermont-what-is-thi...

vermont is like the new colorado.

Tod, what is soul? 

TOD once again soiling the Zone with his hate speech.

Disgusting.

Wow, a sunday afternoon troll baiting attack.  Get a life dude !

TOD, once again 100% accurate and on point.

Is it true that Vermont is the whitest state in the Union, per capita?

Vermont and trolling go together just like doing nitrous and getting left behind in a parking lot.

Ask Ned, St. Mark. He's a mirror.

Millennials don't ski for their hamburger money...

Tod is %100 percent white.

Don't ski or can't ski?

Skiing is bourgie.

Pool cleaning is morally superior?

What race of people own the pools you clean?

Slacker, do you know how to ski?

Yes. Skiers are racist choads. 

Cleaning pools is a minimum wage job.

The pools I clean are owned mostly by Asians. 

So all skiiers are racist - but no Asians are racist?

If you are cleaning pools for racists - then you are guilty, Slacker.

No, Fog. I don't ski. I can skateboard, surf and snowboard but snowboarding is no longer affordable. 

You guys are all elitists and I would let your pools turn green while you went skiing.

Seems like Slacker has a very broad brush he uses to clean pools with.

I can't afford a pool, Slacker - pools are no longer affordable.

>>>>If you don't ski, is there anything to do in Vermont?

Ride snowmobiles. 

Yes. We like to shoot hipsters for sport and display their heads on the walls of ski resorts.

golf, also elitist.

What's the story on the surfboard Slacks, can you tell us the story on how you obtained your surfboard?

How about Tennis?

Does Tiger Woods have white privilege?

Dflo gave me a surfboard because I don't zone like OG. 

>>While I was out there

Hey man - whoo, I was really out there for a moment during that jazzy jazz music...

Tiger Woods is white?

Good answer, maybe later you can tell us the whole story.

That is the whole story you fucking idiot. 

What stupid story are you believing? 

I work for Vandelay Industries.

>Tiger Woods is white?<

think so.

( the surfboard story )

lol

Oh, I'm sure there are one or two people here who know what Vandelay Industries sells.

Someone has been "garbage" zoning again, Fog.

He got so excited he left a word out of his question to you.

His excitement might lead to another meltdown. Be careful, Fog.

Ateix - Is counting African Americans something you normally do?

BTW, Why would you have to mention the color of the guy's skin that made you a sandwich??

Fog, can you come out west? I'll teach you how to surf, skate and play golf. 

Tod, can you surf? I'll teach you if you come out west. You can rent one of my surfboards.

Slacker - if you come east I will join you for an elitist game of golf. I'll pay so it will be affordable for you.

It must be a special sandwich shop since you are keeping it's identity a secret.

Green fees are way too expensive these days, fk that noise, i'm retired from golf, only special occasions.

You should really stay away from that terrible garbagezone place, we don't need you learning any new troll tricks. Then it gets habit forming and next thing ya know you start trolling people on sunday afternoons.

BTW, 2dank had the best post in this whole thread.

shut up, fog. you're babbling for no reason (yet again).

Speaking of stories, do you even remember your famous night?

lol

>> African Americans

Um, TOD... nobody calls people of color "African Americans" anymore. 

Looks like you've got some unconscious bias still lurking around your noggin' from the super racist 90's.

Fog, 6, there's a Alister Mackenzie 9 hole in Sonoma we can play for $18 after 5. Let's do this!

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Before agreeing with the “soulfulness,” we need to know what kind of sammie you ordered.

>>> Um, TOD... nobody calls people of color "African Americans" anymore. 

Looks like you've got some unconscious bias still lurking around your noggin' from the super racist 90's.

St. Mark - You may or may not of heard of this, I'm going to post it anyways.

This opened September 24, 2016 in Washington, DC.

National Museum of African American History and Culture

https://nmaahc.si.edu/

I know you've been busy with your lil one and TMZ.

So you don't always have to try to troll me...

Just remember you'll always be the great St. Mark "Legend in his own mind"

T.O.D is really coming out of his shell.

This TOD fellow sure seems to be full of himself.  Don’t have to be Freud to see it.

Slacker, is there usually a line or can we just walk on.

Slackers plays Pitch 'n Putt.

TOD's link leads to a white nationalist website.

St. Mark.....is your deep knowledge of the hiphops due to your hatred of colored people?

T.O.D., apparently you have been noticed.

6er,  I've never been pro/con when it comes to you. You seem like a swell guy.

That said, you have a tendency to overthink things.

>> >Mark.....is your deep knowledge of the hiphops due to your hatred of colored people?

I only listen to racist hip hop like Kanye now, Ned. 

We all have our special talents. lol

Mark - did you watch Kanye on The Feud last Sunday night?

I missed that, Six. How did Yeezy do?

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He WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

It was the happiest face I have ever seen Kanye wear. Smile a mile wide.

>>>Slacker, is there usually a line or can we just walk on.

It's rural so it probably isn't crowded. 

>>>>Slacker plays Pitch 'n Putt

It's a par 36.

A 12 hole course...that's weird.

Actually the Bruce Jenner crew won but they gave up their spot to let the West's complete their dream of being in a Steve Harvey led showdown on FF. 

How do you practice powder 8's in the offseason, Ned?

Technically it was the Kris Jenner crew that won - but then they gave up their chance to play Fast Money to Kanye and Kim - and they did win $25,000 for their charity- so in the end - Kanye won.

>> How do you practice powder 8's in the offseason, Ned?

One word: Peruvian Alps.

T.O.D., apparently you have been noticed.>>>

obviously as everyone vies for tod's attention.

do they rent golf carts?  has Tiger ever played there?  i'm interested

>>everyone vies for tod's attention

They lined right up, didn't they? But, then again, T.O.D. is a yrev very interesting character.

He's a nimby like Ned.

Or is he just the mirror image of a nimby?

Maybe , he s really a ybmin?

>>>But, then again, T.O.D. is a yrev very interesting character

I think he would be an excellent fit with you, Gravystain, and fo6.

Please make this happen. Thanks. 

I think you're having a fit because of the mysterious T.O.D.

I don't think "having a fit" means what you think it means, Six.

There is such a thing as "deep knowledge" of hiphop?

Can we get back to your stupid sandwich? What kind was it?

I don’t give a fuck who made it. I’m guessing it had apples on it, smoked havarti, and some fancy, flavored mayo.

^sandwich snob

Sandwich snobbery ain’t my thing. 

American Cheese it my go-to, and I like my bread white.

That is the best grilled cheese.

ateix, you have really outdone yourself this time.

>>I don't think "having a fit" means what you think it means, Six.

Seriously?  (eye roll)

T.O.D ha ha ha ha ha

You know that you've really made a mark when JR trolls you. He doesn’t fuck with your average Joe. 

I haven't trolled anyone in years Brian K.  However,  T.O.D seems to be wanting to make a name for himself and has gotten way over skis. 

For anyone that may be in VT this upcoming weekend, I highly recommend that you catch the Remember Jones show at Higher Ground on Friday. While one may think that a band doing another's album is kinda lame, you will be surprised. One set of original and one set of Amy Winehouse's Back To Black. Killer rock and soul revue with some amazing vocalists, one of whom also solos for Post Modern Jukebox. 

Tony, that sounds cool, but I don't think that is what this thread is really about.

Nice pic, ateix. Is that from your family album?

Whitest state>>> 

its even hard hard to find Italian folks there. Country folk refer to Burlington as “the city”. Crazy place

all the italians live in montreal. 

>>its even hard hard to find Italian folks there

or Jewish people - they live in Montreal as well.

montreal being so close is the saving grace, in terms of food culture/culture. great city.

^^^

The "short car-ride to Europe", as we call it 'round here.

When I lived in Burlington, I knew a guy who was actually a Black, Italian, Jew. 

^^ha, that's cool. def has the European vibe. 

Well Tony, I'm partially of Italian descent and I am married to a Jew. We are doing our best to balance out Vermont.

We're still very painfully white, though. lol.

You always go low. Hope you can get over your anger and hate someday.

In what world do alpha males spend every waking hour trying to prove they are alpha? In a world where piss-ants try to be something they’re not?

I guarantee that this Ateix schmuck wouldn’t act so badass in person. Why? It’s easy to act alpha when hiding behind a computer in mommy’s basement, but that shit doesn’t translate to reality.

Fuck dude, you’re a pussy and a tool.

Suck on that alpha ass.

Would you punch him in the face to show how alpha you think you are?

Would he punch me to show how alpha he is?

I’m not one of the tools who continually claims to be alpha. That shit is stupid.

But you called him a pussy and you work on your muscles. 

Would making fun of your favorite band cause you to physically show him how much tour knowledge you got?

Slack, do you ever shut the fuck up?

“I loathe bananas.”

Do you even lift, Brian K?

No, but I juice so I can look good in my Lulu Lemon man-tights.

You surely wear Lulu to look good at the gym, no?

Can someone clarify the current benefits of eating bananas, is it bad, good?

As far as that disgusting pic goes, anyone that would save that post it or even look for it has some serious mental issues. Just sayin.

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If you really want to ensure a high thread count, just put "Vermont" in the title.

Golf clap for Slack, who has clearly been saving that image for a couple of years, waiting for just the right time.

Do you guys not know how to use google images? You don't need to save anything. 

>>>You surely wear Lulu to look good at the gym, no?

I'm honestly not following your reference, BK. I could look it up, sure; but meh. I don't usually go out of my way to validate emotive internet tough guys. 

You validate your Internet tough guy pal, Ateix, all the time.

Do you even lift? 

Can you post an example of Ateix being an internet tough guy, Brian K?

I usually don't go out of my way to validate snarky Internet hipsters.

Pretty much every post of his, but you know that already.

I wasn't being a tough guy. I was simply stating what others here have said - he's not like that in person. It's the Internet tough guy facade.

BrianK doesn’t participate in drama threads.

I think that we've seen that I do, but on a limited basis. God help me if I live for it, like the rest of you numbskulls.

Plus, I like how dour and earnest Mark and Timmy get when I do post in these threads. It's a nice change of pace from the norm.

You seem to be experiencing a high level of irrational emotionality right now, Brain K.

I don't think Ateix acts like an internet tough guy at all.

Stop deflecting, Mark. You're very transparent.

I'm not deflecting anything, Brian K.

You claimed Ateix acts like an internet tough guy here:

>>>Pretty much every post of his, but you know that already

II wasn' being a tough guy. I was simply stating what others here have said - he's not like that in person. It's the Internet tough guy facade.<<<

Again, can you provide an example of the behavior you're accusing Ateix of? 

Yes, sitting behind the safely of a monitor and trolling, poking and prodding is the definition of an Internet tough guy. This thread alone meets that definition. Talking shit about one's spouse/partner also meets that definition. Just look up in this thread alone.

Now, stop being so obtuse. It doesn't fit you very well.

>>>Yes, sitting behind the safely of a monitor and trolling, poking and prodding is the definition of an Internet tough guy

Nope. An internet tough guy is a poster who implies they would physically intimidate another poster offline. Like you did in this post:

>>>I guarantee that this Ateix schmuck wouldn’t act so badass in person. Why? It’s easy to act alpha when hiding behind a computer in mommy’s basement, but that shit doesn’t translate to reality.

Fuck dude, you’re a pussy and a tool.

Suck on that alpha ass<<<

Like I said, more than 3-4 people have stated that he's not like tis in person. It has nothing to do with me.

I like how you're defending him. 

Ah. Other people have stated it, so you follow along?

And then you get offended and imply you would physically intimidate another zoner when they point out your perceived beta male status in the social hierarchy on philzone?

Mark, have you ever been wrong about anything?

I'm not offended. You guys are the ones who act like douches, day in and day out. It's annoying, but I'm not offended.

>>>Mark, have you ever been wrong about anything?

I predicted Hillary Clinton would win the 2016 election. 

>>>You guys are the ones who act like douches, day in and day out

Right. I'm still not clear on what that has to do with your internet tough guy routine in this thread?

Posting in the troll thread.

Not even reading it though....

Again, your perception is skewed. I think that my history has shown that I'm anything but an Internet tough guy, though if you need it to perpetuate a false narrative, I'll let you have it.

I know that this is hard for you. Face it, you are GarbageZone. Oh, the irony.

Do you work out in jorts?

Administrator should be here soon.

You guys are getting a little testy.

Yes, Brian K. I work out in jorts.

pussies are actually pretty tough.

i had a sandwich is vermont and it was awful. 

But do you even lift?

Hi Gravy, good to see you around.

Turtles are pretty tough.

What part[s] of turtle road kill do you covet most, Fog?

You gotta take my approach. I'm fairly certain that Ateix is a cocknozzle but i'd never get worked up over him.  He likes attention.  We all do. Some more than others.  

anyone going to ween next month? 

Hall, good question. The shell could be usable i suppose. Or if you were going going fishing you could use the turtle meat as bait, it would probably work for crabbing also.

. dupe

I think it's funny and maybe also a little sad that Dan Slavin felt the need to put his name on that Alpha Beta photo.

Mexicans eat turtle eggs

I'm very peaceful and wouldn't harm you in any way. 

For the record, Ateix, you're not much better than Kirley was at his worst. That makes you a true GarbageZoner. That's a place where you are alpha.

I don't really see Ateix calling zoner's employers.  Kirley is a special kind of dick. 

Brian K growing increasingly desperate to vanquish his percieved tormentor by dropping the hyperbolic Kirley comparison.

This is getting sad to watch.

Kirley called his own employer on himself?

Just for the fuck of it I'm changing my strain tonight.    

I bet Ateix wears a Hitler mustache while he zones.

>Kirley called his own employer on himself?

No.  You got it all wrong.  Vermin is gonna kill Jonny's brother at the Savoy Theater.  

I think I heard that before Ateix. Just can't place where I heard it from.  

Because everyone posting on this thread is a mortal being, I think it is important that we all realize, "Just how important it is to enjoy every sandwich."

Ateix looks half-black to me. At least a quarter. Am I rite? And don't give me that "Sicilian" shite.

I think it explains his racially-charged garbage posts and troll threads, from a sad, self-loathing perspective.

I'm not getting into his Daddy issues for now...they're obvs.

Dude........

Mommy taught you how the shave, right? Daddy wasn't around?

aren't most of us a "little bit black"?

Sure, Turtle, I guess. But this kid was teased for it, and now he spews it all back at the world, is what I'm saying.

Is Gravy having heat stroke or something?

23 and me says i have west african.

Mark, you can't say that haircut is helping him at all. It accentuates his too-long ("toaster") head. Maybe he just couldn't afford a proper trim?

I don't really see the haircut comparison, Gravy. I would have gone vintage Kid n Play. 

Anyway, how's the recruitment of TOD going?

I think it's fair to say Brian K has suffered a pretty severe malfunction, and Six has informed me he's leaving the web for a sabbatical. That leaves just you & Fo6, doesn't it?

Mark, you really have no depth of thought, do you.

Stick to defending your buddy. 

You forgot to to add a question mark there, Brian K. Punctuation is hard.

Quick! Edit before the window closes.

BK was doing fine and touched on some very valid points. His execution may have been a tad aggressive but the content was accurate.

He's moving into hour 20 of a meltdown, Fo6, and you know it.

Stop tormenting him. 

i thought black folk and indians were cool?

>>I would have gone vintage Kid n Play. 

tbh, that's what I had in mind but I typed Bell Biv Devoe and went with what Google gave me. Poopity-scoop.

Have a banana or 2, Mark. It seems like you need them. You’re the one melting. 

Hit me with your deflection melt. You’re good at it.

>>Post a selfie, Gravy?

Yeah, ok. I'll get right on it. Should I hold a sign with today's date, too?

we coo bk?