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Anybody else see the video of the Security guard apparently beating it to the Cheerleaders at last Sunday's game?

 

https://youtu.be/YG5v9CIxOOE

 

Make with the sports and sex puns, Zoners.

no, but lol.....

 

 

and lol.

its weird to be facing the stands the whole game.

omg turtle has been there!!!!

Um, that's not the weird part of the video, Turtle.

What would Pigpen say?

A true fan....

 

 

Oh, come all ye faithful....

Oh great.

 

My wife walked in just as I hit the link.

 

"No, really, Honey.  I have not been spending the last hour watching this stuff."

 

NSFWherever I may be.

 

I'm sure that there is just the right support group for this person.

This thread disgust me, and should be pulled right now.  Come on man this is not a porno site.  The thread title alone is very offensive.  This thread needs to go.  

^Write your congressman...

Johnny D I am sorry your wife had to see it.  I think you should not only ask for an apology, but for the thread to be pulled. This is 100 percent breaking the rules. 

chris touches hisself..

Chris, I didn't see your thread that grabbed the headlines, but this one caused a humorous situation at my home.  Not sure how this one compares to your sex topic, but I'm in no need for an apology and don't feel a need to demand it's removal.

 

I don't generally spend my time watching sexual things on youtube, but to each his/her own.

 

Now, if we can identify the security guard and start being hateful to that individual, that's another story.  cool

 

Sorry if I'm confusing anyone.

The theead I started was nothing like this one.  Oh Hoover what is wrong with you?  This is not appropiate, and you know it.  Please don't offend me again with this type of a sexual

deiviant thread.  

Go ruin another thread MicroTulsa.

Not only is it in poor taste, but also involves children.  Tsk Tsk    What are you trying to prove here Hoover?  Either you enjoy child porn, or think you are above the rules.  What would have happened

if I had started this thread?  Nobody want's to see this crap. 

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 Timmy Hoover on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 – 10:59 pm

Anybody else see the video of the Security guard apparently beating it to the Cheerleaders at last Sunday's game?

 

https://youtu.be/YG5v9CIxOOE

 

Make with the sports and sex puns, Zoners.

 

 

jon

 jonnyjonjon on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 – 11:04 pm

 

    no, but lol.....

     

     

    and lol.

     

     

    ?

     Turtle on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 – 11:08 pm

     

      its weird to be facing the stands the whole game.

       

       

      jon

       jonnyjonjon on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 – 11:15 pm

       

        omg turtle has been there!!!!

         

         

        Bobby-Joe

         Gravytrain on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 – 11:15 pm

         

          Um, that's not the weird part of the video, Turtle.

          What would Pigpen say?

           

           

          .............

           Jambone on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:00 am

           

            A true fan....

             

             

            Oh, come all ye faithful....

             

             

            Johnny D

             skudebro on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:38 am

             

              Oh great.

               

              My wife walked in just as I hit the link.

               

              "No, really, Honey.  I have not been spending the last hour watching this stuff."

               

              NSFWherever I may be.

               

              I'm sure that there is just the right support group for this person.

               

               

              christulsatime

               tulsatime on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:45 am

               

                This thread disgust me, and should be pulled right now.  Come on man this is not a porno site.  The thread title alone is very offensive.  This thread needs to go.  

                 

                 

                Johnny D

                 skudebro on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:46 am

                 

                  ^Write your congressman...

                   

                   

                  christulsatime

                   tulsatime on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:49 am

                   

                    Johnny D I am sorry your wife had to see it.  I think you should not only ask for an apology, but for the thread to be pulled. This is 100 percent breaking the rules. 

                     

                     

                    jon

                     jonnyjonjon on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:51 am

                     

                      chris touches hisself..

                       

                       

                      Johnny D

                       skudebro on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:56 am

                       

                        Chris, I didn't see your thread that grabbed the headlines, but this one caused a humorous situation at my home.  Not sure how this one compares to your sex topic, but I'm in no need for an apology and don't feel a need to demand it's removal.

                         

                        I am offended.  These are kids in the video, and I don't find that cool at all.  The "jerkin it guy" should have been arrested, and to think it is okay to post it on Viva is something I don;t get.  

                        What the fuck are you talking about?  How does it involve children?  

                         

                        Bless your heart, It must hurt being so stupid.

                        It was at the Chargers Raiders game.  It's in the news and being investigated by the police.  Why not worry about what you post here and let me worry about what I post.

                         

                        MicroTulsa, how drunk would you say you are right now?

                        Bless your heart it must hurt being so stupid.   >>>>

                         

                         

                        Nice Hoover throw in some trolling on top of your disgusting thread.  You are becoming one sick pup Hoover.  I am sorry life is turning out this way for you.  Please don't post this type of 

                        foul videos on  Viva again.  What if the guy had been acting like that in front of a family member of yours.  Many times sexual predators start off by exposing themselves in public, and then end up 

                        being rapist.  NO THIS IS NOT FUNNY IN ANYWAY.  

                        Take your fake outrage somewhere else pee-drinker.

                        Hoover how stupid do you think you are for starting this thread right now?  I am really offended by the whole thing.  Wow talk about being stupid on Viva.  I doubt many Zoners will find any 

                        humor it this thread.  Completely out of line.  

                        You usually don't see guys jacking dongers like that until baseball season

                        and the testing continues..........

                        Take your fake outrage somewhere else pee-drinker.  >>>>>>>>>

                         

                        Whatever you say Hoover.     You are winning.  Really no one want's to see that shit.  Please keep it off the board.  

                        "Am I the victim or the crime?"

                        4th down and 5.7777776 inches to go.

                        The Cleveland Browns should give that guy a call, he can teach RG3 a thing or two about how to effectively operate in the pocket

                        Chris, what are you trying to achieve right now?  What outcome are you looking for?

                         

                         

                        Looks like your just trying to annoy Timmy.  If so, it comes across as childish, IMHO.

                        Johnnyd what if I had started this thread?  I wouldn't have, because it is foul, and disgusting, but what if I had?  If the rules are going to be enforced then we should all abide by them.  The

                        pecking order is a problem here, and is stopping many Zoners from posting.  No I don't think Hoover should be booted, but if the admin does not want this type of crap on the Zone it must

                        apply to all of us.  

                         

                        Great backhand.  Probably a tennis player.

                        I'm not above any rules.

                         

                        This ain't some lowbrow squirter thread.  Why don't you go to bed and make some knuckle babies with your girlfriend Right Hand.

                        >>>>>Johnnyd what if I had started this thread?

                        lol, you so wish you had.

                        Would have been a huge step up from your usual drivel.

                        Chris,

                        Although I wouldn't post this myself, and could think it's a little creepy, Hoover did it tastefully. There's a link so it's my choice to open it, with nothing sexy in the post. He didn't go on to discuss his sex life. He suggested that people make puns, which to me signifies intelligent thought, wit, cleverness. Nothing yucky or offensive at all.

                         

                        This is what I can find from the VLZ rules that would apply to what's not appropriate:

                         

                        " ~-~ defamatory, indecent, vulgar or obscene, pornographic, sexually explicit or sexually, racially, culturally, ethnically offensive, harmful, harassing, intimidating, threatening, hateful, objectionable, discriminatory or abusive language

                         

                         

                        Here's what youtube has to say about the subject (related to the link in OP above):

                        https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2802002

                         

                        "Sexually explicit content like pornography is not allowed. Videos containing fetish content will be removed or age-restricted depending on the severity of the act in question. In most cases, violent, graphic, or humiliating fetishes are not allowed to be shown on YouTube.

                        A video that contains nudity or other sexual content may be allowed if the primary purpose is educational, documentary, scientific, or artistic, and it isn’t gratuitously graphic. For example, a documentary on breast cancer would be appropriate, but posting clips out of context from the same documentary might not be. Remember that providing context in the title and description will help us and your viewers determine the primary purpose of the video.

                        your explanations of the rules and defining what you find "yucky" etc is what is being fished for here judit.

                        as weird as it may seem.

                        i think folks are born with enough common sense to understand what is acceptable and unacceptable.not to mention that the daily rehashing of "the rules" is a bit of a downer in general.

                        you have a policy in place. maybe let the policy do the talking? don't you find the daily explanations of the same things to the same folks a bit tiring and redundant?

                        1. email

                        2. 30 days

                        3. bye bye

                         bret banned people when he felt it necessary without explanation. if you wanted it explained to you he might respond to your email. maybe not.

                         one thing for sure. if he let you back in you sure didn't roll back in seeking more clarifications on what you could or could not do. it was clear. don't be a jerk.

                         you're feeding the beast

                         

                         

                        Naturally, Tulsuck emerges as the biggest jerkoff w/r/t this thread.

                         

                        Pun and done!wink

                         

                         

                        When in doubt?

                         

                         

                         

                        Punt

                         

                         

                        Kids "settle down" you can't cry Judit every time you get a hair across your ass on particular post or a thread.

                        Fuck this reminds me of when we were kids and I punched my older brother (1 year & 11 months) in the face while simultaneously yelling mom so by the time he was beating the living shit out of me my mom could save my ass.

                        Judit has ruled! If you kids don't settle down play nice and I have to come over the top of this seat...Your gonna be sorry! 

                         

                        Gives new meaning to...Jack Murphy Stadium!

                        Tulsa is just offended because he's jerked off in front of strangers on many different occasions.

                        The point is, a thread by Tulsa, about how he enjoys morning sex, is bad.

                        A bunch of threads, with a bunch of dudes beating their chests and making lame threats, were totally fine until it crossed some line. That line was randomly drawn late in the game.

                        A thread about some dude being a sexually deviant is totally cool.

                        To get this all straight, deviance, aggression and violence are generally okay. Sex is disgusting and personal, and should be kept behind closed doors.

                        Its a pretty apt representation of America as a whole.

                        Tulsa....were you in san diego sunday?

                         

                        Maybe you just dont WANT  us to see it....

                         

                        Only think i can think of...cause this thread is right up your alley , as they say...

                        >>>>your explanations of the rules and defining what you find "yucky" etc is what is being fished for here judit.

                         

                        Bullshit Eddie.  I wasn't fishing for anything.  I was starting a thread about something I saw in the news that I thought would get a few laughs here.  

                         

                         

                        Damn Timmy, you're up early. Everything okay?

                        I have no problem with the video, I saw it way earlier yesterday, got the drift after a few secs and turned it off. 

                        It just astounds me how many people, especially so-called liberals, get all huffy about sex talk. A dude starts a thread about how he enjoys it in the morning, and he's a pariah and sexual deviant. He then gets a hundred or so posts that are just dickish.

                        Bunch of repressed-assed mofos up in this place. Everybody find their safe space, and make sure to be a douchebag while on your way.

                        >>>>>>Damn Timmy, you're up early. Everything okay?

                        Im getting ready for my morning run.  Thanks for your concern.

                         

                        >>>>It just astounds me how many people, especially so-called liberals, get all huffy about sex talk. A dude starts a thread about how he enjoys it in the morning, and he's a pariah and sexual deviant. He then gets a hundred or so posts that are just dickish.

                         

                        I didn't see his thread or comment on it, but like I've told Chris it's his boarish sense of humor people don't seem to like.  People like sex.   They just don't like Chris.

                         

                        >>>>>Bunch of repressed-assed mofos up in this place. Everybody find their safe space

                         

                        Do you mean Chris?  Because he's the only one whining about how offensive this thread is.

                        I'm not sure I'm buying the video but if true it's pretty fucking funny.  

                         

                        How the content is presented is beside the point, content is content and this is another example of some getting a pass and others not getting a pass and getting piled on for basically the same subject content, certainly a popularity contest that Hoover is winning, presentation bs.  I'm certainly not offended by any of it as long there are no surprise graphic pics. Back to popularity if Tulsa would have posted a thread titled Eat ass he would have been gang tackled. Not that i'm faulting anyone here except for the folks that pile on Tulsa for the same content.

                        The problem being Tulsa getting gang thrashed for the same content. Do i think either thread is bannable, certainly not.

                        >>>>Back to popularity if Tulsa would have posted a thread titled Eat ass he would have been gang tackled.

                         

                        Yeah, I didn't start that thread.  Shabazz swiped my phone and started it.

                         

                        Also if Tulsa started it, it would have been more vulgar and also it would have probably sucked.

                         

                        But I get it.  The only people that think there's any sort of popularity contest are Tulsa and apparently you.  I don't want anything to do with him but he's got some weird crush on me.

                        For not wanting anything to,do,with Tulsa, you sure do post to him a lot. 

                        Just sayin' 

                         

                        Thanks for your opinion, Kirley.

                        > How the content is presented is beside the point.

                        Style is not beside the point. Content and form are like two sides of a coin: inseparable. Hoover has a sense of humor; Tulsa has a sense of derp...

                        Kirley laugh

                        the constant discussion of the rules is weighing this place down.

                        just start booting folks or let the asylum run wild. whatever.

                        but the daily analysis of the rules prevents any flow from being established.

                        i really hope this ceases sooner rather than later

                        I agree Eddie.  Now let's stop talking about it and get back to the guard and his unauthorized use of his baton.  Turns out the guy is a Marine.

                        (((((((((((((surprise graphic pics)))))))))))))

                        He's going to go blind.

                        Now everybody, have you heard
                        If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word...

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

                        >>>People like sex.   They just don't like Chris.

                        There it is, in a nutshell.

                        I still think that a whole bunch of Zoners could stand to spend a lot more time thinking about sex and a lot less time being all aggro.

                        Am I wrong?  I'm not saying it to be mean to him.  It's just a fact.  Lots of people don't care for him and have made their opinions pretty clear on the matter.

                         

                        I understand you don't really care for me and think Tulsa's swell.  Should people not be able to say when they don't like someone or the things they post?  Because that's kind of what you're doing right now.

                        Back to the topic at hand.

                         

                        Flag on the play!  Illegal use of hands.

                        I feel like this thread is a good example of what could have been a good laugh with everybody having a laugh at this guy (who isn't a Zoner) expense, but instead some folks made it divisive within the group.

                         

                        Chris, maybe try and have some fun instead of feigning outrage because of some shade I've thrown your way.

                         

                        Full contact or one hand touch?

                        Eddie, you just printed the rules and called admin out...(again)...but, constant talk of rules is weighing place down?....lol

                         

                        I agree....

                         

                         

                         

                        Now, now, when did I say that I don't care for you? There are very, very few that I don't care for, and you're not one of them.

                        Plus, where did I say that I didn't like your post?

                        I have said that I find it strange when you claim some sort of Zoning authority, especially because you have been banned a bunch of times and have already received a warning here. There are quite a few people who have expressed that you are just a total asshole, which is no surprise to you, I hope.

                        In general, people don't really like Chris. It's pretty constant and on an even keel. You tend to get spikes. People either love you or hate you. It's high highs and low lows. You're like the Grateful Dead and Tulsa is like The Dead.

                        The old end-around handoff.

                        Illegal-Use-of-Hands-and-Arms.jpg

                         

                        >Eddie, you just printed the rules and called admin out...(again)...but, constant talk of rules is weighing place down?....lol

                         nah jambone. im not calling judit out. she's trying hard to make this place right.

                         maybe it's me but i'll answer your question once, maybe twice. then you're on your own.

                        To paraphrase this thread: "Hey look at this raunchy event in the news.  We sure do live in wacky messed up world, am I right?

                         

                        To paraphrase the T.C thread: "I enjoy my boner, Do u all enjoy your boners?"

                         

                        It's not rocket science y one thread lived and the other did not.

                        I'd like to think y'all can't b that obtuse but maybe I'm giving u too much credit.

                        It's pretty clear that Tulsa should probably be banned and not just for that thread, just cause.

                        Is it Jack Murphy or Qualcum? 

                        >>>>>>>> A dude starts a thread about how he enjoys it in the morning, and he's a pariah and sexual deviant.

                         

                        >>>>>>>>> The problem being Tulsa getting gang thrashed for the same content. Do i think either thread is bannable, certainly not.

                         

                         

                        As far as I know, Chris started a thread about sex that Judit felt was "off."  I believe that's how she put it.  So, she quietly pulled it.  Chris decided to make a big deal about it, which I suppose is his right.  However, he's the one who is bringing attention to himself and not letting this go.

                         

                        Judit clarified that she regretted pulling the thread.

                         

                        From my observation, many different people have been given plenty of leeway to be assholes, but then it starts getting pretty obvious that some start going over the top and that appears to be what gets them in trouble.  Some people are better at gaging this fluid line than others.

                         

                        IMHO, it's a lot simpler not to be an asshole than to try to figure out how much of an asshole you can get away with before your toys are suddenly taken away from you.

                         

                        And Timmy, I'm sorry that your funny thread has turned into something else.  But, it does provide a good opportunity for discussion about the new Zone, which seems to be what more than a few folks are looking for.

                         

                        Ramble on baby, Settle down easy...

                        So, if someone doesn't think that TCs stupid thread was over the top, they are then obtuse? And he should be banned because people think his shit is stupid?

                         

                        Do you like Jeff Dunham, BK? 

                        Never heard of him.

                        I just looked him up.  Ventriloquist.  Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

                         

                        Now I'm watching videos instead of getting ready for work.

                        He's a comic that wears a sock on his right hand. He talks to it and then pretends to be the sock talking back to him. 

                        What's your point, Slack?

                        Honestly, a dude who posts phallic veggies over and over isn't really in much of a position to take a stand on lowbrow sex threads, or anything else for that matter. Not that I have a problem with phallic veggies...

                        Do you like Readers Digest? 

                        >>>So, if someone doesn't think that TCs stupid thread was over the top, they are then obtuse? And he should be banned because people think his shit is stupid?

                         

                         

                        No, if u can't see y one thread was pulled and this one wasn't you're obtuse.

                        also, needing further clarification on this probably makes u so as well.

                        and Tulsa should probably b banned not because of some sort of popularity contest as your question suggests but because the overwhelmingly majority of his posts r objectively terrible.

                        can't we just have some fun?

                        You Westies are kind of pussies.

                        Eat a phallic veggie, Brian...

                        Says the guy who's every post in this thread is complainy.

                        Not every.

                        I liked the one where I compared you to the GD and TC to TD.

                        Me too

                        Thanks Hoover the doors for humor are starting to open a little bit now. 

                        bk..migrating to the Fo6 camp.

                        Maybe Tulsa is more like DeadCo?

                        IMHO, it's a lot simpler not to be an asshole than to try to figure out how much of an asshole you can get away with before your toys are suddenly taken away from you.>>>>>

                         

                        Thus why you let someone else be the asshole first.  

                        More like Bassnectar.

                        Really didn't matter who started the thread.  I just got lucky and it was Hoover.  

                        >>>No, if u can't see y one thread was pulled and this one wasn't you're obtuse

                        Brian never said he had a problem with either thread.

                        If one is ok then both should be ok.

                        As far as popularity contests go i find it hilarious that the two time unanimous highly esteemed DB of the year is calling someone out repeatedly for not being liked, simply hilarious.

                        Fo6's one of the biggest drainbows on this site.  Also apparently one of the obtuse.

                        Who came up with DB of the year? 

                        Is the Fo6 Camp the "Drainbow Connection?"

                        love it when zoners post after being summoned.

                        Fog he prides himself on the douchey awards.  That is just who he is.  The guy in gym class in junior high who always tried to hit you in the nuts when you walked by.  The guy is a douche and proud of it.  Like I posted above I had been waiting on a thread like this to come up, and really struck gold when it was Hoover that posted it.  His op is far more disgusting than anything in the thread I started.  

                        We are all in the same camp here turtle.

                        Using an Internet forum to boost ones ego is a silly mess.

                         

                        My single contention is that we all need more sexy time and less douchbaggery!

                        GO FRACK A HOLE TULSUCK

                        Chris i think turtle is craving your attention.

                         

                         

                        great idea Brian

                        I agree BK.  This place has been all about puffing out your chest the last couple days.  Put a little love in your post.  As long as you are not Tulsa it will not be pulled.  

                        Tulsa, who posted in your thread that was pulled? 

                         

                        you guys drove all the chicks away again. congrats

                        Seriously what does I felt like it might be a little off mean.  But a video of some dude jack en off is not a little off.  Back to the pecking order.  

                        >>>>>>Who came up with DB of the year? 

                         

                        That'd be Cryotte.

                         

                        >>>>>As far as popularity contests go i find it hilarious that the two time unanimous highly esteemed DB of the year is calling someone out repeatedly for not being liked, simply hilarious

                         

                        Your memory seems to be fo6gy.  Those were both callout threads that ended up backfiring on Cryotte.  Tulsa probably started half a dozen of them too in some of his failed attempts at humor.

                         

                         

                        Slacker needs a new name with a detective theme, Lance Link, Maxwell Smart?, Quincy???

                        >>>>>>His op is far more disgusting than anything in the thread I started.  

                         

                        It seems everybody but BK disagrees.

                        Everyone knows there were enough votes to get you elected twice, embrace it man. Who started the thread is irrelevant, how it ended was a fairly elected DBOTY. Twice.

                        Slacker there was only one post made in my thread.  Catch.

                        >>>>Seriously what does I felt like it might be a little off mean.  

                         

                        Is the man with the 5.777776 already drunk on 3.5?

                        Try again in English.

                        Inside baseball is more boring than baseball.
                        And, I like baseball.

                        Bk and Catch were the only two that read my thread Timmy.  Thus, BK can talk about it.  I really don't think either thread should be pulled Hoover.  Just testing the water

                        before I get in too deep.  

                        Sure thing Fo6.  

                        >>>>Bk and Catch were the only two that read my thread Timmy.  Thus, BK can talk about it.  I really don't think either thread should be pulled Hoover.  Just testing the water

                        before I get in too deep.  <<<<

                         

                        Theres your problem.  I wasn't testing any waters.  I knew this thread is perfectly fine.  Quit blaming me because you can't come correct.

                        By the way it is 3.2, not 3.5 beer.  

                        tc's thread should be reinstated so we can all judge it properly

                        How come BK, Fog and Tulsa don't care that Catch flagged Tulsa's thread and possibly influenced the decision to pull it? 

                         

                        >>>  Just testing the water before I get in too deep.  <<<<

                         

                        Chris....do you get aroused by posting the stupid "sexual" stuff you've posted in the past?

                        Maybe write a letter to Penthouse Forum.

                         

                        >>you guys drove all the chicks away again. congrats

                        All the love that you missed
                        All the people that you can't recall
                        Do they really exist at all

                        Slacker I am mad that the thread was up for a couple minutes, and got pulled as soon as Catch through a fit about it.  Judit told me that had nothing to do with her pulling it, so I am taking her at her word for it.  

                        I had to laugh when Catch said something like, "...crossed a line."

                        Thus, my "Puritanical" contention.

                        Jeez, you see worse stuff on commercials these days.

                        >>How come BK, Fog and Tulsa don't care that Catch flagged Tulsa's thread and possibly influenced the decision to pull it?

                        Good work Quincy.

                        When did we say we don't care.

                        >>>>>When did we say we don't care.

                         

                        lol

                         

                        What's the groups mission statement spokesperson Fo6?

                        It was a question, as in i don't recall seeing any of us say we don't care. Which is the same thing as asking, when did we. A question not a statement.

                        Lemonade not ice tea.

                        Fog..there is no 'we'.

                        I speak for myself and no one else

                        Questions usually end in a question mark.  My bad.  Maybe let Brian try speaking for the three of you.  He seems to have the best communication skills of the 3 Ami6os.

                        Here we go again with the Timmy picking out minor typos in an attempt to make himself appear intelligent, same as it ever was.

                         

                        LOL

                        Punctuation isn't a minor thing when it comes to how the written language is understood.

                        But I don't expect you to get it.

                        Ned, what is your opinion. My intent was not to include you as we.

                        Actually it was a typo, the same type typo HL73 defended you for last month. Yes timmy you made a typo. Not really a big deal.

                        I didn't say it was a big deal.  You're the one that keeps harping on it.  I simply said it was why I misunderstood your statement.  

                        Timmy, be nice. Somewhere above you typed "who's" rather than "whose."

                        Now back to my point - more sexy time and less aggro!

                        How are the kids Timmy, how old are they now. Do you guys believe in santa.

                        Hoover was whining about wanting me banned yesterday. Why you always stalking me, bro?

                        Timmy typed "boarish" twice, just saying, that's some illiteracy.

                        Crystal meth will make people do the craziest shit, even masturbate in front of thousands of football fans.

                         

                        >>>Slacker I am mad that the thread was up for a couple minutes, and got pulled as soon as Catch through a fit about it.  Judit told me that had nothing to do with her pulling it, so I am taking her at her word for it.  

                         

                        Do you guys think anyone had any influence in Tulsa's thread being pulled? 

                        >>Somewhere above you typed "who's" rather than "whose."

                        GASP, a typo...   LOL

                        LOL at dude in video. Dumbass.

                        >>Do you guys think anyone had any influence in Tulsa's thread being pulled?

                        do you?

                        first it was the chicks, then...

                        This thread should be pulled, or choked like a chicken, maybe boxed like a one-eyed clown.

                        west-side-story-jets-vs-sharks.jpg...

                        lol

                        Grew up seeing boar at the islands all the time--these were introduced by Spanish in 18th century--but they've all been exterminated now. Some people thought it boorish to hunt them all down, but they were non-native and lead to problems with the recovery of the bald eagles and island foxes. They result of eliminating the boars has lead to a beautiful rebirth of the native flora and fauna.

                        The Boers boorishly killed the wild boars.

                        Gravy, do you think Hoover or Furious are influencing the bannings or threads that were pulled? 

                        Did Zip and OG get banned?

                        Those dudes live for that shit!

                        No idea. What do you think, Slacker?

                         

                         through a fit  <<<

                        threw, Tulsa, threw a fit

                        Back to the third grade for you. 

                        Zip and OG should be on time-out, per the much-discussed rules.

                        Threatening violence is on the other side of the line, and I'm here to tell you you'll get a letter, even if it's just some b.s. banter with Zippy.

                        zippy threatening violence is pretty laughable.  he looks like he weighs maybe 140 tops, unless he got chubby

                        Personal Foul, Unnecessary Roughness: Blow to the head

                        Crystal meth will make people do the craziest shit, even masturbate in front of thousands of football fans.>>>>>>

                         

                         

                        Yes but talking about morning sex is much worse.   

                        >>>>It just astounds me how many people, especially so-called liberals, get all huffy about sex talk. A dude starts a thread about how he enjoys it in the morning, and he's a pariah and sexual deviant. 

                        Bunch of repressed-assed mofos up in this place.<<<<<<<

                         

                        who are these people? Hoover and Furious? 

                        I think that if you talked about morning sex in general it would be much more palatable to the general audience. "I hear that some people like it..."

                        Maybe they can't hack the thought of a ruddy-faced oilman, hung-over from 3.2 beer, doing it doggy style in the morning.

                        On the upside, if you were banging any of them doggy style, they wouldn't have to look at that ruddy face of yours.

                        ..

                        quizmaster: (Pause) Yes, that's near enough. I'll give you that. (Piano) Right, now you have won tonight's star prize. Do you still want the blow on the head?

                        Ratbag: Oh, yes please, Michael.

                        Quizmaster: (Deliberate Pause) I'm offering you a poke in the eye...

                        Ratbag: No no.

                        Quizmaster: All right then, a punch in the throat.

                        Ratbag: No.

                        Quizmaster: My very last offer Mrs Scum -- a knee in the temple and a dagger up the clitoris!

                        Slacker that would be the long list of people who dislike me.  I am not afraid to talk about sex.  Many on this board are.  Hell people I work with talk about sex more than people on this board.  Doesn't make it right ot wrong, just an observation.  My guess would be that their are a bunch of prudes on this board, because they don't have sex very often, and are jealous of the Zoners who do.  

                        BK, can you or Tulsa or Fog name who you think is repressing the sexual discussion on Viva? Is it Hoover or Furious? 

                        Where are you going with all this, Slacker?

                        Relax, Slack. Don't you have a veggie to post?

                        dogsniff.jpg

                        Is it Hoover or Furious?

                        Seems like BrianK wants slacker to post some veggie pics to stimulate his appetite.

                        BK you are onto something.  During morning sex there is no kissing.  Thus no looking each other in the face.  Thus, I get much more of it, and like it better.  

                        >> ruddy-faced oilman

                        It's nice that Chris and Ass Cheeks could mutually satisfy each other's desire for well-chosen nicknames that'll stick.

                        That'll be perfect for your Craigslist ad.

                        Timmy can help you write it.

                         

                         

                        Too soon?

                        My arms are like octopus arms.  I use the suction cups on them for reaching around slimy things that keep me inside a safe place.  Much like BK uses his arms to throw another log in the backdoor of the stove while having a morning fire.  

                        You guys are a bunch of biased passive aggressive whiny pussies who can't call out the censors that are ruining your Viva experience. 

                        You don't find Hoover and Furious' sense of humor funny so call them out for "bullying". 

                        Hoover and Furious think you guys should get a life and stop wasting people's time here trying to push buttons. Try avoiding threads you don't like and stick to TXR/DNB threads.  Ask Tulsa to fill you in on who DNB is or where TXR is. 

                        "you guys" sounds a lot like "you people"

                        Have I ever said they were "bullying?" Nope. Are you shitting me? I dealt with a few years of Whatshisname. This is window dressing.

                        Judit censored the thread and she and I conversed about it. I guess I could go back and make a list of all the peeps who called it disgusting or inappropriate, but it ain't worth the time. It's more than a few.

                        Now, run along and brush the dandruff off that chip on your shoulder.

                        You guys are a bunch of biased passive aggressive whiny pussies who can't call out the censors that are ruining your Viva experience. >>>>>>>

                         

                        I haven't called anyone out, but I have questioned judgment.  Don't group me in with what you think are a bunch of pussies.  J/K  BK, and fish are not pussy's.  Which time did I spell pussy's correctly?  

                        Slacker seems awfully upset about all this.

                        Almost full melty mode.

                        pussy's = possessive: "The pussy's hairs were in a knot."

                        Pussies = plural

                        Slacker would you mind if i saved that post and used parts of it here and there, thanks bro,

                        Wow I got it right both times.  I am doing better.  You bunch of pussies.  :)

                        Slacker why don't you tell me how many times you rode the BART to and from a GD, or JGB show back in the day when Jerry was still around.  

                        I don't know if you intended it, Hoover, but this thread sure lives up to the promise of its title...

                        He's not participating in this thread anymore after his numerous typos and spelling errors were exposed, he's taking a much needed break.

                        >>>>My guess would be that their are a bunch of prudes on this board, because they don't have sex very often, and are jealous of the Zoners who do.

                         

                        Id bet the folks who want to talk about sex all the time have less of it.  

                        Are you trying to suggest you get laid more than most Zoners?  Cause I'd bet you're like bottom 3.  Keyshawn probably gets more action than you.

                        Fo6, you might try not speaking for others so much.

                        You guys are done pretending? You're not gonna add any more to this thread? 

                        I want the three of you to start a new thread. Each one has to be different but interesting. 

                        Wel'll debate the content  you provide and the reactions from the rest of Viva. 

                        You can't leave until your thread projects are finished. 

                        Tulsa, take a lap.

                        It's true. Those who talk about it usually aren't getting it. I don't talk about it, but damn, I'd rather read about it way more than reading Zippy and OG's angry bromance. 

                        >>bet the folks who want to talk about sex all the time have less of it.  

                         

                        paging jug

                        download (13)_0.jpgHoover I wish you would have named the thread Just Beat it.  We could have made so many MJ comments.  

                        >>>>than reading Zippy and OG's angry bromance.

                        they got banned, right?

                        the Fo6 clan are not thread starters. they just glom onto existing threads and rub their nuts on them

                        Jug has had sex 4 times. Three of those times he created babies. The fourth time he thought he did, but it was a false alarm.

                        That boy has Navy Seal sperm!

                        That was funny Fish.  Jug does talk about it a lot, and also get's it a lot.  So there goes that theory.  

                        Who are the Fo6 Clan?

                        >>> Keyshawn probably gets more action than you.

                         

                        OUCH

                        >>>>Jug has had sex 4 times. Three of those times he created babies.

                         

                        I love that theory.

                        Which Zoner brought home a woman 1/2 his age from a festie, and thought he was in love?  That one didn't end up so well.  

                        TL;DR

                        BUT!

                        For those struggling with the shame of Onanism this site may help...

                        https://www.nofap.com/about/

                         

                         

                         

                        indecision

                        Can we have Slacker affix "NSFW" well above the image each time he trots out his penis fetish?

                        Thanks.

                         

                        I shouldn't have to explain to coworkers that "That's actually a mushroom."

                        >> Which Zoner brought home a woman 1/2 his age from a festie, and thought he was in love?  <<

                         

                        It was that dude with the microbus from OR.

                        If I remember correctly, he sought her out after having made googly eyes at Monterrey.

                        He found her, bagged/tagged her, they toured together and just might be together still.

                        Dude is a stud.

                        BrianD makes a special appearance on a sexually oriented thread.  Nice work.  Plus 200 posts.  See my point?  Zoners do like to talk about sex.  I simply wish the OP had not been so disgusting.  I wouldn't show the OP to any of my adult family members.  

                        Poetry, Nedb.

                        ^^Dolt.

                        Nedb your idea of a stud, and mine are two different things.  She was looking for a free ride, and party supplies.  Nothing more or less. I consider that close to prostitution.

                        Not that there is anything wrong with that.  The dude probably came down with a bad case of body lice after she dumped him.   

                        You're so wrong it makes wrong look right.

                        Slackmelt

                         

                         

                         

                        Wow...og, and zip did get banned...or timed out, or made to stand in corner.....

                         

                        Or something.

                        How am I wrong Nedb?  Didn't she go to a couple of shows with him, then hang at his place until a WSP tour or some other group started, and then dumped his ass for a trip 

                        on a tour?  Hey they both got what they wanted, thus nothing wrong with it.  Other than the body lice, and the thought of you just jackin it while thinking about the whole thing.  :(

                        Hopefully its only a seven day timeout.

                        This thread still going?

                        >>>>How am I wrong Nedb?  Didn't she go to a couple of shows with him, then hang at his place until a WSP tour or some other group started, and then dumped his ass for a trip on a tour?

                         

                        No, that's not what happened and exactly how you are wrong.

                        Nedb already mentioned they're still together (married now I think).

                         

                        You're just constantly wrong.

                        I am always wrong, and you are always right.  Thanks Hoover I got it.  Can I start asking you what I should wear every day?  Like I post some photos on the Zone of the of out fit I have picked out for the next day with some alternatives, and you help me decide?  

                        Speaking of always being wrong, I see Yoda's been around, but I haven't seen Brad.

                         

                         

                        Hoover do you make fun of people constantly in the 3D world?  Just asking.  

                        Hint: match the elephants with the elephants, the giraffes with the giraffes, etc

                        Noice!

                        Don't listen to him Chris, giraffes go perfectly fine with elephants. Stripes with plaid is always fun, most people are afraid to sport that.

                        Not gonna read through this shit show of a thread but I hope someone posted the 'Jackin off' dudes video. 

                          'Jackin off to yo facebook page'

                         

                        I like to match my Wonder Woman Underoo bottoms with the Aqua Man Underoo top.

                        Nice work there BK.  I bet your wife loves them.  

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9dl_l4RzFQ

                         

                        Spirit of Pigpen!

                         

                        Listen up around 1:05.

                        Fog I have only met you once, and I hate to break it to you, but fashion was not your best attribute.  Are you getting new slippers for Christmas?  

                        The Fo6 Clan?

                        What about the TimurtlE Clan?

                         

                        I wonder how much E and Turtle will enjoy being DOTY by association.

                        What about the TimurtlE Clan?>>>>>>

                         

                        What about them?  We simply start a new Kool Kids table, and let them carry on with how cool they are.  They are here, and I am glad they are here.  Nothing left to do but smile smile smile.  

                        Fog they covet the DOTY award.  Let them have it.  God knows they earn it.  

                        To answer your question, johnny D, ....no

                        timurtle?

                        serioselee??

                        image_93.jpg...

                        How about Trotle. With an assist to OG..

                        Make sure you are in an established relationship before you go stripes and plaid, not first date attire. I actually have an extensive high end wardrobe saved for best but best never comes.

                        Fog, this long troll you've been pulling on Thusla has become really stale... please get to the end game soon.

                         

                        Thx

                        yeah, i'll take hoover, e and slackbot over the Fo6er's.

                         

                        and i kinda like trolltle.

                        yeah, i'll take hoover, e and slackbot over the Fo6er's.

                         

                        That is so cool!

                        It's too cool!

                        It is the COOLEST!

                        If we were wolves going after the weakest link i'm not sure who would get picked first between trotle and slack.

                        the fusion is almost complete

                        >>>yeah, i'll take hoover, e and slackbot over the Fo6er's.

                        Jesus, has it really denigrated to the level of Heathers?

                         

                        >>>>>If we were wolves going after the weakest link i'm not sure who would get picked first between trotle and slack.

                         

                        I'm going to assume that's the same "we" you were speaking for earlier and let you know you're not wolves.  You're a bunch of old men fucking up what should have been a fun thread because of some nonexistent social hierarchy that you're upset you're not at the top of.

                        So, CC is Maria?

                        Right, Timmy? The guy was just enjoying some self loving while watching the cheerleaders. The worst of it was that he has done to go the rest of the game with sticky skivvies.

                        My God, that's going to follow that dude around for the rest of his life. Can you imagine, he goes to a job interview and he gets recognized as the mad whacker? There's no way he'll ever get a job in food service.

                        Guy had some good technique.  A few years ago cellphones couldn't zoom in close enough to catch that.

                        Heathers, starring hoov, e, turt and slack..

                         

                        Tulsa saved this thread from a sure sink to the bottom, you should thank him.

                        I bet the sweet feel of polyester only increased his enjoyment.

                        i like my team.

                         

                         

                        Team Fo6:

                        6er

                        Froghorne

                        BK - new addition

                        Bluest

                        Tulsa the Pee Pee guy

                        Tulsa saved this thread from a sure sink to the bottom, you should thank him.>>>>>>

                         

                        Thank you Fog.  I like a good thread with good hearted ball busting.  This thread has had no threats of violence, or any of that shit.  I think we have all enjoyed this thread.  Happy holiday to all.  :)

                        We all know you like your team Turtle.  That is what makes it so funny.  :)  I can't believe you admitted to it.  

                        you know what's not funny?

                         

                        you.

                        Fo6, so are the points you came into this thread to make:

                        1. The moderators are unfair to Tulsa because they think he's not cool enough

                        2. You don't like Turtle, or I

                         

                        Because that's pretty much the takeaway and you could have put that all in one post and fucked up the whole thread with MicroTulsa.

                        I guess who am I to judge?  But I am and you really come off like you really feel slighted.  Sorry if making fun of those pictures of you really hurt your feelings.

                         

                         

                        christulsatime tulsatime on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:45 am 

                         

                          This thread disgust me, and should be pulled right now.  Come on man this is not a porno site.  The thread title alone is very offensive.  This thread needs to go.  

                          Come on Hoover you know what you posted didn't offend me.  You even made a post about my mock anger.  Thus like a post your little buddy Turts made, cant we just have some fun?  

                           

                          Would you rather be the guy caught in the bottom of a porta-pottie, or the guy stroking it to chear leaders in front of 50,000 plus people.  

                          I'd rather be either of them than you.

                          Thus, kick rocks.

                          Weto Helado  (username)

                          that Seriously Cracks Me UP !  well done Hoover !

                          >>>>>>>> To answer your question, johnny D, ....no

                           

                          Man, I don't even know what question I asked at this point.

                           

                           

                          And I sure as hell can't figure out which clan to despise.

                           

                          Carry on....

                          Oh, and BK:

                           

                          You're food service prognostication made me LOL...seriously  angry

                          Hoover WTF are you talking about now?  I think you have everyone confused.

                          Thus, for the love of God don't post anyone else jacken it on Viva.  Not cool dude.  If you want to watch that stuff, fine with me, but don't expose us all to it.  

                          Hey, Turtle.

                           

                          GFY.

                          Sorry Turts, I know no clans. I pretty much like everyone. Hypocrisy annoys me. So does the constant bickering. I said my piece and moved on, back to the subject at hand (no pun intended). 

                          Was the dude in tights whiteys, boxers or free-balling?

                          Tulsa is a horrible zoner. 

                          This is what happens when a mid-life crisis in Oklahoma plays itself out on a dbmb.

                          Mark you are simply pissed off you missed out on the fun today.

                           

                           

                          Ass Cheeks you got me there.  I am having a mid life crisis.  What do you suggest I do? 

                          Mark you are simply pissed off you missed out on the fun today.

                           

                           

                          Ass Cheeks you got me there.  I am having a mid life crisis.  What do you suggest I do? 

                          It's pretty clear that Tulsa should probably be banned and not just for that thread, just cause..>>>>>>>

                           

                          E do you really dislike me, or are you simply wanting to be a part of the clan?  When Hoover was not here we got along just fine.  I know he is the leader of the clan, but how much ass do you need to kiss to stay in the clan?  Hoover does have a cute butt, so I guess it could be worse.  Suck ups.  

                          It's times like this that we need those little blue arrows to be functional.

                          I would like to give Viva some credit now.  This site is much faster than Zone1.  Doesn't take anytime to scroll through a thread this large.  Nice work

                          can someone please sum up todays postings in this here thread??

                          1. hoover rule

                           

                          2 . suck

                           

                          summed up.  jjj

                           

                          I actually like bk. He's just on probation.

                           

                          Actually can tolorate and like the others as well...well...other than the fracker shit head.

                          What about me Turts?  

                          This site is much faster ... Doesn't take anytime to scroll

                          the crew appreciates that, we work hard to serve the zone with as little latency and downtime as possible. 

                          Actually i like Turtle and i think he knows that.

                          To be perfectly honest i have raised two daughters and help with three other young ladies as their father also, the grief and bs i put up with on a weekly basic from them makes the stuff you guys throw at me look like peanuts. Five daughters.

                          >>>Because that's pretty much the takeaway and you could have put that all in one post and fucked up the whole thread with MicroTulsa.

                          Dude pull yourself together, all i did was agree with Tulsa about a double standard. Not sure why you feel like the thread was ruined, some good points were made today. You started the thread and its a good one.

                          Also totally agree with Tulsa on how well this Viva software is working, great job admin team.

                          Team Fo6:

                          6er

                          Froghorne

                          BK - new addition

                          Bluest

                          Tulsa the Pee Pee guy

                          >>>>>>>>>>>>>

                          you forgot Gravy

                          >>>>>You started the thread and its a good one.

                           

                          Minus your and Tulsas contributions.

                           

                          As pointed out earlier, there is no double standard.  If Chris started this thread it would have been about his masturbatory habits, not a story in the news.

                          Now this is getting stupid and repetitious, get over it and pull yourself together.

                          It's been stupid and repetitious since you started posting.  And I'm probably more pulled together than the guy in the sweatpants complaining about having 5 daughters.

                           

                          Who opened the thread they didn't start and began whining over and over?

                          >As pointed out earlier, there is no double standard

                           

                          so you're in charge?  you know this?

                          What's your problem, Timmy? Just still pointing out people's stupidity? Bored?

                          Fog wasn't complaining about anything. If anything, having 5 daughters shows a lot about the source of his compassion and wisdom in dealing with people of varying maturity levels. He's awfully patient with you, Hoover. Tulsa, too. And you're never not a dick in return.

                          I'm not in charge but we didn't start the exact same thread so a double standard comparison doesn't jive.

                           

                          Sure, apparently in Tulsa and Fo6s minds The Admin here has some sort of social hierarchy that they respect and moderate according to popularity.  I guess if that's what they think it's a reality too, albeit a weird bizzaro world one.

                          >>>>>>Fog wasn't complaining about anything.

                           

                          >>>>the grief and bs i put up with on a weekly basic from them makes the stuff you guys throw at me look like peanuts. Five daughters.

                           

                          that's how it reads to me

                          Jibe.

                           

                          Jus sayin'.

                          Someone is taking this too seriouslee. Actually more than one person. That's funny.

                          The comment about daughters was not a complaint, it was a reference letting you know things here coming from you and others is small potatoes compared to the things i deal with at home, you'll understand when your daughter becomes a teenager, LOL.

                          As far as whining goes now you have surpassed both of us for crybaby award in this thread.

                          I'd be happy to call a truce with you Timmy. How about it?

                          >>>>>>Someone is taking this too seriouslee.

                           

                          No kidding.  A truce?   Fo6 you're a huge dork.  

                          >>>>>The comment about daughters was not a complaint, it was a reference letting you know things here coming from you and others is small potatoes compared to the things i deal with at home

                           

                          hopefully you handle the real life stuff better than you do the zone stuff.

                          I think he's only 5' 4", which would technically make him a below average dork.

                          Does he buy his sweatpants in the Husky Boys section?

                          People who wear sweatpants in public are the kind of people likely to publicly masturbate.  Maybe that's why Fo6 has such a vested interest in this thread.

                          I'm not a sweatpants person, but last year I got a pair from Duluth trading and they changed my mind. I've even done the unthinkable and worn them for a very quick trip to the store.

                          For us old men, maybe it's a rite of passage...god help us!

                          >>>>maybe it's a rite of passage

                           

                          Maybe.  Or maybe Fo6 just usually dresses like a slob?  I'm guessing those weren't his first pair of sweatpants he wore to meet Chris, and that unlike you and your one trip to the store Fo6 is always wearing sweatpants or basketball shorts.  The fact that he is the height of an Oompa Loompa is hilarious too.  Are you serious?  Turtles taller than Fo6?

                          I have no idea how tall he is. I'm only 5' 6",  but I carry myself like I'm at least an inch taller.

                          Well size isn't important.  What's important is hand speed in the sweatpants pocket.

                          I've seen those "dress" sweatpants.  lol, yeah no.

                           

                          Although I can see me rocking a fanny pack fairly soon I don't see sweatpants making an appearance in the wardrobe.

                          Back to the original subject 

                           

                          "third and long and he's going for it"

                          FTR - I do not own any sweatpants.

                           

                          Or shorts, right?

                          I'm also good with just a regular EMS backpack. Have kept one with me for years. Whatever I need to carry - the normal back-up can handle the job.

                           

                          Going to give EMS some points for constructing a solid backpack. The one I have I have used everyday for almost twenty years. Still in awesome shape. Thier products are not cheap - but they last and do the job well.

                           

                           

                          I do own some shorts. Classic khaki.Solid color.

                          Didn't you once say you grown men don't wear shorts?

                          No. Michael W. said that.

                          I do not, however, wear jeans anymore. Not since I turned 50.

                          So obviously no jorts.

                          No jorts since I was 21 or so seeing Dead shows. I was 21 in 1980.

                          >>>No. Michael W. said that.

                           

                          Okay.  Makes sense.  It's easy to confuse you two.

                          Oh yes. Very easy. People mistake us all the time.

                          Seriously. Michael dresses well. Always give him that.

                          I met Fog, and he must have at least an inch onTurts.  The slippers didn't give him much of a lift. 

                          Turtle is a a lil' guy with a cruel heart.

                          6 Turtle hates me that is for sure.  Don't really no why.  We don't troll each other often, but when it happens he always starts it.  He can also be a little bitch about the smallest things.  You never know what is going to piss the little guy off.   

                          >>>>We don't troll each other often, but when it happens he always starts it.  He can also be a little bitch about the smallest things.

                           

                          Um, apparently not.  Is your brain or your dick smaller?

                           

                          >>>>Don't really no why.

                           

                          Do you want me to break it down for you again?  Yes or know?

                          Go make a donation. All of you. Look what you are doing and the forum you are on. Pay up. You want a playground to argue and stroke your ego on, then DONATE

                          thank you and carry on

                           

                          Thanks Kirley.  Will do.

                          Do I need to post that I did so in the donation thread so everybody knows?  Asking for a friend.

                          Hoover do you even have the tree up yet?  Lazy ass! I bet my tree is better than your tree.  

                          Like with most things, you're probably wrong.

                          Not sure where the sweat pants thing came from? made up to somehow make your nuthugger shorty shorts appear better? LOL.

                          Called me a dork after extending an olive branch tells more about you than anything you have said in this thread, pro douche lame.

                          Jorts are just terrible, i have a few pairs of jeans i wear in the winter, never ever would cut them off and never have. Shorts are where its at.

                           

                          Deadfast brings up a solid point, good job man.

                          We have no tree in our house, but we will take out and light candles on a nice menorah on Saturday night and remember what shining your light on this world means..

                          Speaking of being wrong, in the famous pic you incorrectly speak of i was wearing basketball shorts that were mesh.

                          We really need Brad back, with all these wrong accusations being so trendy.

                          Lol. Tulsa just has absolutely nothing to contribute to the zone. Funny to watch unfold though as many times as I've seen it before. He'll just never be funny. The End.

                          Is that all the Zone is for you, Mister?

                          Fun & games?

                          Be empathetic.

                          Feel his pain.

                          Help him lay his burden down.

                          Be kind.

                          >>>>Called me a dork after extending an olive branch tells more about you than anything you have said in this thread, pro douche lame.

                           

                          Again, I think you're taking this a little too seriously.  Seriouslee

                          Lol. I can't feel the pain of someone who has no pain. Tulsa does not seem like he is hurting for anything but attention.

                          Shorts are shorter again. I cut a pair of torn pants two inches above the knee. 

                          Fog, basketball players are wearing shorter shorts and tighter shirts. Why are you afraid to show a little thigh? 

                          I can't feel the pain of someone who has no pain. Tulsa does not seem like he is hurting for anything but attention.

                           

                          Well, that's true, and I might have been being facetious, but...have a nice holiday.

                          >I'm only 5' 6",  but I carry myself like I'm at least an inch taller.<

                           

                          good stuff bk.

                           

                          fuckin' heightests...

                          Fog I am not taking anything seriously on this disgusting thread.  

                           

                          Fog I do know one of the best Native American moccasin makers.  He does incredible bead work.  I will pull up a photo of some of his moccasins.  I can put you in contact with him.  He is a close to full blood Kiowa .  Richard Aitson is his name.     

                          Mike W wears pants to the beach in the summer? Weird

                          The Dark Heart appears. I must be careful.

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                          my heart is dark?

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                          I cannot answer your trick questions.

                           

                          download (14).jpgHe is really good.  Uses tiny beads.  He has won first at Santa Fe Indian market several times.  

                          oh i see, we are redacting our comments.

                          >>>>>Hoover was whining about wanting me banned yesterday. Why you always stalking me, bro?

                           

                          1. Gravy, I never said I wanted you banned, I asked if you had been or were going to be for threatening Zippy.

                          2. Stalking?  Sure dude.  Sorry I came on this thread you started and started needling you.  Oh wait.

                          He has even made moccasins for Trish Yearwood.  Garth called him one day out of the blue.  I think you would look great in a some leggings.  No really you might like his moccasins.  

                          Gravy I have noticed that Hoover really likes it when you ignore him.  Give it a shot.  You will feel much better at the end of the day.  

                          Kirley cheeky

                          oh i see, we are redacting our comments.

                                 

                           

                          It was a (sweet edit!), for sure. I immediately knew that those comments would incite your wrath and I wish to do no harm. I am not the droid you are looking for.

                          Did i appear serious, my bad.

                           

                          Speaking of taking it too serious, how did you like Sixers Meme, cryotte cryoote cryoote, quality work huh?

                           

                          Gravy, please get it here and give Timmy some much needed attention, or he will end up taking his frustrations out on some poor innocent soul here.

                           

                          Good move 6, really i feel Turtle could be swayed away from the dark side, that he has doubts.

                          I'd really like to move past the petty back and forth bullshit but it's hard to when it seems it's all you want to post about no matter what the thread topic.

                          That was a funny post.  We all know how much you hate the back and forth bullshit.

                           

                          You do not Hoover, that is a lie. You live for this stuff, and that's why you are here. Just admit it, it's no big deal.

                          go back over this thread and look at how many times you engaged on nonsense. Lol

                          Give me a break, this is the whole reason you come here or came to the Philzone. 

                           

                           

                          Thus, why you stocked Creek for a couple of years on Zone1.  How did that work out for you Hoover?  

                          Fog I guess you are not into the moccasins?    

                          Nonsense as I say not nonsense as I do.

                          Is this thy cross, or is it not thine to bear?

                           

                          ...and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

                           

                          Great idea Timmy.  Do you guys believe in Santa in the Hoover house?

                           

                          Chris, thanks man, i do need something for one of my medicine bags and really only want an Elder to make it. Its that important. So yes. Good intuition bro.

                          Kirley(Slimfast), I am well aware I am not good at just ignoring idiots like yourself.  That's why I said it's difficult to move past it.  Fo6 and Chris keep bringing it and I'm not good about ignoring and not giving it back.

                           

                           

                          > those comments would incite your wrath<

                           

                          lol, i'm terrrrible ain't i?

                          Hold on, Slacker were you hitting on me?

                           

                          Chris, size 11, triple wide, number three please.

                          keep bringing it

                           

                          Tsk, tsk...it's always someone else's fault...

                          Not at all 6.  I totally own my part.

                          You cannot resist their pull?

                          lol, i'm terrrrible ain't i?

                           

                          You are a demon! But please have a nice holiday anyway.

                          >>>>>You cannot resist their pull?

                           

                          Im obviously not very good at it.  

                          Also, I'm hosting this thread so I've been responding to people more than I would if it was somebody else's thread.  It's the polite thing to do even if some folks aren't being polite.

                          It's Deadfast. You obviously don't have a clue. Lol

                          the fact that you immediately call me Kirley shows your insecurity right out of the gate. You can believe whatever your tiny head desires son. I am sorry though, I am not Kirley. But I think it's great you think I am and address me as such. 

                           

                          The he fact you can't just scroll by just shows how really insecure you actually are. It is an Internet forum. It seems to mean more to you than your 3D life. I find that pityful, weak and sad in many ways.

                          well, at least you admit you are a loser.

                           

                          This is like Ebenezer Scrooge the night before Christmas, i believe we have hope.

                           

                          Timmy, that is the second time i asked you about Santa in an attempt to change the subject. If you don't have a chimney you need to leave a window open for him.

                          >>>I'm hosting this thread 

                          is that a thing?

                          Im obviously not very good at it.  

                           

                          Yes. It takes work. I am not so good at it either. I'm getting better.

                          I should have factored in the hosting thing. I personally see threads as more communal, but I understand the sense of ownership that some take with the threads they start.

                           

                           

                           

                          Fog I think you would make a good Santa.  Possibly at the work Christmas party you could give it a shot.  

                          happy holidays 6

                           

                           

                          >>>>The he fact you can't just scroll by just shows how really insecure you actually are. It is an Internet forum. It seems to mean more to you than your 3D life. I find that pityful, weak and sad in many ways.

                          well, at least you admit you are a loser.<<<<

                           

                          Totally nailed it. 

                          Though at least I'm not ashamed or afraid to say who I am and insist I'm some genderless nameless entity posting on a dbmb.

                          >>>>Timmy, that is the second time i asked you about Santa in an attempt to change the subject

                           

                          I know Fo6.  Try starting a thread about Christmas traditions and I might post in it.  That's not what this thread is about.  

                          Did you watch the video?  Can you come up with a funny sports/masturbation pun for it?

                          Can anyone tell me what happened to Dogman?

                           

                          Is he safe?

                           

                          I mean Just Jackin it made me think of New Jack City and New Jack City made me think of hip hop and hip hop made me think of rap and rap made me think of Dogman...

                          Lets all step away from the ledge, shall we.

                          Deadfast probably knows where Dogman is. 

                          I thought I was Kirley

                          I thought I was Kirley

                          I would guarantee you Dogman has read this thread.  He is fine.  

                          I would guarantee you Dogman has read this thread.  He is fine.  

                          Fo6, we're gonna meet on the ledge.  When my time is up I'm gonna see all of my friends.

                          We are moving deeply into the mythology here...the sockology...the mystic

                          >>>>>I thought I was Kirley

                           

                          You're someone who posted on Philzone and are probably known to the group but you're afraid to say who are.

                          Might as we'll be Kirley.

                          I thought I was Kirley>>>>>>>>

                           

                          Wake up to find out you are the pig of the Zone.  

                          the mystic

                           

                          ...and when that Fo6horn blows, I willl be coming home...

                          Awesome

                          I have a message out to Dogman.

                           

                           

                          ok, if that was at a Browns game the guy deserves a promotion for just being there and if he was a Browns fan you can't really blame him for wanting a release. and no i have not watched it.

                          btw - "This video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content."

                          lol 

                          They've blurred it on some other videos.

                          Here's an interview with the woman who took the vodeo

                          https://youtu.be/D9dl_l4RzFQ

                          I'm glad the first thread I'm reading in this place is a Timmy thread--seems appropriate I'm commenting after only reading the first quarter of it.

                          At a glance it also seems he's still remarkably accurate regarding his observations, Tulsa is still the worst at zoning who's ever lived, Fog is still taking everything too seriously (I assume 6 is out of town or something), and Judit has some kind of real power in here.

                          Also, this white space I'm writing on is too bright--it's like a police officer is shining a flashlight in my eyes.

                          Anyways...what up Viva? Nice to meet you.

                           

                           

                           

                          Timmy, just a quick reminder, you needled us on the troll thread in post two. Still, the "stalking" line was a reference to Zippy.  You can mention me a few times and I wouldn't really think it's stalking. 

                          No matter, it seems you want to move on. For now. 

                           

                           

                           

                           

                          I never knew you in 3D over there and I Dont know you in 3D here.

                          so I guess it really doesn't matter does it? 

                          Carry on. 

                          I don't care you come here and bash people because you think they are stupid. It's the Internet, there are guys like you by the millions. 

                          I just find it funny how important that is to you, and the better part is that I know why.

                          so enjoy your troll status, be mean, be vile, say things that cross the line. 

                          In  the end, when I shut this off, you are gone. You become the nobody you are. The true gift of the Internet  

                           

                          Most excellent. Mr. Fun is here!

                           

                          Yeah, Felina, nobody's heard from 6 in awhile. 

                          >>>>Timmy, just a quick reminder, you needled us on the troll thread in post two

                           

                          I thought needling was continually being annoying over and over.  Not just a one time joke.  

                          I saw Deadfast passed out at GD in Vegas '93.

                          Yay, Felina is here, somehow i don't miss Brad so much anymore.

                          Yes you did. Great choice I made there, that show sucked.

                           

                          can i get a daily briefing on this thread please?

                          How come the thread title is still highlighted even though folks have written new posts?

                          I don't like that at all.

                          Is there a perma thread somewhere where everyone can tell the higher ups what's wrong with this place?

                          Don't like how I can't highlight a word, right click to see spelling suggestions either.

                          Apologies with the criticisms, higher ups. 

                           

                           

                          >>>>>The Boers boorishly killed the wild boars

                          I'm bored.

                           

                          Luckily, this is the kind of thread you can fast-forward through and not miss anything important.

                          somebody ban felina

                          I don't like that at all.

                           

                          Let the fussy and pedantic rumpus start!

                           

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                          Felina is still the biggest pompous ass on the Zone.

                           

                           

                          Well, Well, Well,  btw - "This video has been removed for violating YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content."  I guess the Zone doesn't live up to these standards.  Please start posting porn folks.  What's the pointin having rules when the only apply to a certain few.  You tube has so many posters they must make their posters follow the rules.  Not the popularity contest Viva is.  SAD

                          felina, just came in and saw your post. There are some threads in the Techie Talk folder - see if someone already mentioned the thing(s) giving you problems, or start your own thread. We read them.

                          Stop your bitching Felina.  You will take what they give you and like it.  

                          give it a rest, tulsa

                          and sweet edit, btw

                          MicroTulsa, I first saw the video on ABCs Facebook page if you'd like to express your outrage there.

                          Stop your bitching Felina.  You will take what they give you and like it.  

                          But, but, but Smokestack my PG13 thread only got two posts, and was pulled.  Hoover has over 400 posts in his perverted thread.  Oh well I guess I am just jealous.  I mean Hoover is the shit on the Zone.  If you don't believe it just ask him, and the members of his clan.  

                          There you are 6, how could I miss ya, you geriatric zoner, you!

                           

                          The exclamation point if for you cause I know how you love 'em.

                           

                           

                           

                           

                           

                          Is the consensus here Joe is Kirls?

                           

                          I'm not seeing it. 

                          I will give the Hoovertuts clan some credit.  The posts I made for FOG with Native American art work were not made fun of.  Good work boys.

                          I will give the Hoovertuts clan some credit.  The posts I made for FOG with Native American art work were not made fun of.  Good work boys.

                          Thanks Judit.

                           

                          How you liking your new internet job?

                           

                          I hear the pay is abysmal. 

                          Felina is the consensus here that the last To Lay Me Down was the best one in the GDs last 20 years of existence?  Yes is the answer.  

                          >>>>>Is the consensus here Joe is Kirls?

                           

                          No.  But it's someone who was a Zoner and won't say who they were.

                          Felina good to see you on this board.  I always love your take on the music.  Viva is coming together nicely.  Proud of the three amigos they did a great job.  

                          Thanks for narrowing it down Hoover.  

                          Thanks for narrowing it down Hoover.  

                          >>> Felina is the consensus here that the last To Lay Me Down was the best one in the GDs last 20 years of existence?  Yes is the answer.

                           

                          So you're the worst at zoning in the hx of the world and you also got the worst taste of any head in this world?

                          That ain't easy Tulsa, gotta give it to ya.

                           

                           

                          >> The posts I made for FOG with Native American art work were not made fun of.

                           

                           

                          That was your best work on here.

                           

                           

                          Penalty for unsportsmanlike flogging.

                          Blow to the head. 

                          15 yards.

                           

                           

                           

                           

                          Felina I guess you are another one who doesn't enjoy morning sex.  Lol

                           

                          Good to read you posting.  Peace and happy holiday.

                          Holy shit, are you all still at it?

                          Not true Tulsa, I'm a fan.

                          Closed mouth kissing ain't where it's at but I got some pretty appalling morning breath. 

                          >>>>Still, the "stalking" line was a reference to Zippy.

                          Zippy's at viva?  What up Zipster...what you been up to the last bunch of years?

                          420

                          admin definitely needs to get to work on the blue arrows

                          Zippy and OG didn't make it three weeks.  Zippy is living in Alaska, or so he says.  He is the same old Zipster.  

                          The guys been fired and the Chargers released a lame statement.

                          https://www.google.com/amp/amp.www.complex.com/sports/2016/12/video-secu...

                          Police are investigating it as a lewd act in public.

                          Damn you, Hoover.

                          No thought for the trigger-afflicted?

                          Still no charges against the guy.  Elite security did fire him.

                          hi!

                          Hey Eddie.

                          So, I'm betting no charges end up filed.

                          ya know im not sure hoover. maybe he just got docked for the day

                          He was fired from the security gig.  Haven't heard of any consequences from the USMC and still no criminal charges.

                          i bet they let him keep his uniform.

                          or

                          that's why the chargers had to leave town.

                          >>>that's why the chargers had to leave town.

                           

                          LM that was Comedy gold...

                           

                          Not sure how this thread missed out on a Zonie.

                          Poor guy yaks off over a year ago and he is still talked about.

                          We had a kid in high school that rubbed one out in the library when he was a freshman and at ur 30th reunion some people were still talkin about it.

                          That hardly seems fair.

                          Cafeteria? Sure.

                          To follow up, he plead guilty to committing a lewd act in public, got 3 years probation and did not have to register as a sex offender.

                           

                          http://m.tmz.com/#2017/05/18/ex-san-diego-chargers-security-guard-video-...

                          A molester that was serving a 300 year sentence was released from prison Tuesday on a technicality.  The appellate court decided that he did not get a speedy trial.  

                          Coincidentally he doesn't have to register as a sex offender either. 

                          In the words of our Russian friend 'What a country!' 

                           

                          The man was fired from his job directly following the incident and reportedly gave up his security guard license.<<<

                          Security Guard License? 

                          Thanks for the update, Timmy Hoover.

                          >Security Guard License? 

                          Remember those assholes that would stop you in the lot 'you're under arrest!......for being cool.  You just have to buy some of my worthless stickers and we'll let you out of jail!'  Those guys had security guard licenses.  

                          ^^^^ that is called 'doing the pick'.