Timpane's whiteness

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On a scale of 1 to Donny and Marie, I give him a 8. 

Michael Bolton is a 7.

He's back & white.

where's ender?

Lol, Slack. I got admit, this some damn good zoning here. Quality stuff, thanks. 

 

If I say anything about white people I’ll get banned again so I’ll try and bite my toungue for now. Nice thread, though

What exactly are are your credentials to judge quality Zoning? You’re pretty much a nobody who has never made a mark, other than when you rag on others. Where’s your awesome content, tough guy?

He's famous!

timpane ruffling feathers like bernie. 

>>>>If I say anything about white people I’ll get banned again

 

Bullshit. White people don't tell other white people they can't call each other white people.

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Whiter than Mark’s legs in winter.

Not that they’re less white in summer, but it helps the image. 

I really have nothing on Brian Ks whiteness. Guy is whiter than wonder bread put in the hot sun. On top of that he’s nothing but a piece of shit who’s only claim to fame is that he was fired from his bum ass job for sexual abuse. I guess the real question is : Can we keep Brian k away from little girls?

 

Go cry to Judit and Lava now you punk ass motherfucker 

Bring it, noodler, Bring It!

Let me give this a shot then Slack.

 

Slacker, you’re about as white as the back of Buddy Holly’s knees in the middle of winter 

Gravy Stain, lol. So funny that you even post on the zone still. Looks like you TOD and Brian K are setting yourselves up for some more quality circle jerk time here.

True. How black are you? 

I'm like none percent black. 

Lotta Caucasians in this thread

Homeboy local for years.... check him out

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>> So funny that you even post on the zone still

True. This place is more beat than your pulppy lil pud. But I suppose, like when you’re wanking it till you bleed, I’m hooked. 

>>Slacker, you’re about as white as the back of Buddy Holly’s knees in the middle of winter

 

Tim Pane, that was a weak ass rehash of my post just two above yours, and of course I did it better. You’re going to need to do much better than that if you want to run with the big dogs. Try more wit and verve and less baseless profanity. If you must swear, let it serve a purpose other than pretending you’re uneducated or oppressed. Superfly you’re not, motherfucker.

 

Timpane is a weak little man. 

Not enough crustaceans in this thread....

How are you the top dogs but you bitchass white boys can’t keep my name out your mouth?

 

JR+Brian K sitting in a tree... 

I’m responding directly to you. You’re the one who keeps bringing me up.

It’s hard to be a nobody, isn’t it. Now run along and play on the swings.

Jesus fuck, people, posting about each other is stupid ass shit. Please change your strains.

Viva is here for music, health, politics, sports, cannabis, art, finance, natural world, etc., you know, but not going on about other zoners. If you're here to go after one another, take it somewhere else. 

timpane got to BK. obvious. 

anyway, judit, whys it matter? 

lava says one thing, you say the other. 

which is it? 

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slacker made a huge impression on RRG. 

that’s cute. 

It’s very important for the under 40 crowd to know everything and put the old folks in their due places.

Badass...

Pyramid calls pizzas pies because he is pretentious about some things like food, beer and weed. 

He’s also super innie, throwing Lava’s name around again.

You go, girl!

lol, i do? 

whatcha smoking, slack? i know you’re smoking weed alllllll day, like me.  

im smoking rocket fuel and samoas. 

lol BK. innie? lava and myself have the same parent’s, girl. 

so you were married when you were playing slap ass at work? damn son. weak. 

It’s your story. Tell it any way you want. It’s cute that you and Tinpan are so infatuated with me that you are making up tawdry tales. 

Who cares if you share parents? Does that make you even more innie?

no idea-not sure what you mean? 

and you keep saying that — it’s your story, buddy.

Mom always said, don't play ball in the house.

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*tap tap tap

testing...testing..

ATTENTION ASSOCIATES !!!

CLEAN UP IN AISLE 5 !!!

CLEAN UP IN AISLE 5 STAT !!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thank you

Lol, BK is so lost. Dropping names and doesn’t even know who or what he’s talking about. Fucking classic.

 

”It’s your story”

Another golden opportunity to share your story Brian. We all know you’ve chickened out over and over again on practically every viva thread. Now is just as good a time to share. Don’t take it home you, guy

A little slow on the uptake, BK.

Sherbert and two unknown Santa Barbara buds. 

rrg psychosis leaking all over the place again. clean up indeed.

Was there a memo that they were siblings? I missed it.

Like I said, Bedpan, your stories are better. I could tell mine again, but you’ll just call BS and make up your own. What would be the point, and do I owe it to you to do so? 

Not making up anything or callin BS. I’d like to hear your side of the tale but you are too chicken shit to share.

Pretty sure those are paper towel rolls, RRG.

Why, have you heard the other side and you want to compare it to my side?

So what happened?

Exactly what I said in that long lost thread.

I shared it there. You can hardly call me chicken shit.

Pretty sure those are paper towel rolls, RRG.

LOOK AT THE BIG BRAIN ON TIMPANE !!!!!

 

 

Okay, here’s what happened:

I shared a personal and relatively boring story on a public message board. Most people said nothing, a few commended me for taking a risk, and a few are still harping on it years later, to try to get under my skin.

As with many things, it says more about them than it does me, and not in a positive way.

Doesn’t seem like anybody remembers what you said so why don’t you refresh our memories?

Nobody cares, nor should they. Why do you care about it so much? Does it get you off? You’re not looking good here. You know that, right?

Seems like you are still pretty distraught from the event. This is a good place to vent man. We would all love to hear about it.

P-heat, why is Timpane kirlying all over BK's business? 

You’re hitting creepy stalker status. 

bk, you still doing power squats?

I’ve called out Brian K on being a sexual abuser. Still he has chosen not to clear his name Ben though he’s had chance after chance. I’ll just stick to the fact that you are a sexual abuser and leave it at that.

Ok, you called me out on something you made up. You win. Now run along and gloat.

Box squats, Turts, why?

You all need to grow up.  Pretty pathetic that many of you even consider yourselves adults. Sad. 

i tried pilates yesterday.

 

jr, have you grown up? 

BK, you do power squats? Wow, you must be a super strong guy

Did it kill you? That shit is easy to scoff at, but it’s intense.

Im going to learn how to surf in late April. I took one lesson a few years ago, and I couldn’t believe how tiring it was. I don’t k ow if I have it in me to do it for a few days.

no it didn't kill. she went easy on me. was a nice 1:1 lesson. i will try it again.

my shoulders are like an 85 yr old's...

where will you surf bk?

you can come out with slacker and i.

and you don't need lessons. those are for custies. it just takes repeated efforts consistently.

 

 

My wife wants me to do Pilates with her. Not sure I’m ready yet

all it is is pulling on springs...

 

Charleston, SC. I taught myself to windsurf the hard way, many years ago, and definitely had some hairy moments while learning. I probably don’t need lessons, but that’s how you get the board. It’s kind of a racket.

That’s my goal for turning 50, to catch some waves.

holy ivanka trump!

So pyramid is protected by lava's nepotism. Nice to know It's a family affair.

I guess it's easy to walk around swinging your dick when your sibling runs the website.

lol

That is the funniest thing I have learned today.

well done, pyramid. thanks for sharing.

again lol

I love when someone talks about “growing up” while posting in the “other stuff” section of a drugband message board

that’s right, 6. 

and remember, you are the worst zoner, ever. 

judit-stopping back in maybe? 

what do you have to say for yourself timpane?  it appears 6'r isn't too happy with the revelation. 

well done, pyramid. thanks for sharing.>>>

at least he finally admitted it

 

judit-stopping back in maybe?>>>

can't you just fend her off for everyone with your super innie status clout

i’ve said it before, fo6. nobody picked up on it, did you? 

it was in a discussion w/ your dumb ass, lol. 

Okay, Vermont, we have a problem here.  

You can have my surfboard, BK. 

 

I think we're going to need a fuckload of paper towels...what a fucking mess!!!!

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Well you sure as shit don’t need it, Slacksack. Cut offs have no place in the lineup. 

 

As for the Breaking News here, I’ll join the chorus calling on P-Heat to run a lil interference so we can have some fun. Viva can’t all be HBD and RIP threads.

I feel like Six has trouble even remembering who’s nuts he decided to ride on each thread. Is it Slack or BK on this one?

happy wednesday, everybody! 

 

Guy like you definitely knows about pilates, right BK?

When you called Lava your “bro,” I thought you meant pals.

It explains a lot though. If you can so wantonly throw your blood under the bus like you’ve done here, it must be really easy to be a dick to anyone else.

Gravy, Fog, Timpane and Pyramid don't have the courage to start threads. 

lol, under the bus? you have twisted logic-but knowing your record, makes

sense. you need this shit, and you prove it every day. sorry ass man you are. 

slack, i’ve started many threads over the years — one thread even winning “thread of the year”. that means something, no??!!

Good point Graivy.  I'm sure re we've all noticed the best threads around here are the ones most filled with drama. Bannings, pedophilia and struggling mental health has propped this place up for the last month. 

There’s a funny smell here. It’s yucky. 

RRG can you add some baby wipes for JR and some TP for Pyramid and Timp.

 

Slacks, offering the surfboard to BK is the right thing to do. Good gesture.

Interestingly, I do just fine without it. You’re the one who needs it and starts it, which means you’re the sad man.

And yeah, you threw him under the bus, in any logic.

Hey Pyramidheat, is Lava your big Brother, or little Brother?

Asking for a friend.

>>>pyramid is protected by lava's nepotism<<<

What's pyramid done that rates a banning?

He's got that east coast sneer in general, but it seems to me that mostly he just bags on the Family Band.

Since I doubt that Jill knows or cares about viva what's the harm in that?

think what you will, bk. you have the history, man. 

and you look like shit for not even fifty, jesus. 

And yeah, you threw him under the bus, in any logic.>>>

indeed he did

Sure thing, Fredo. 

Bannings, pedophelia and struggling mental health>>>>

 

Dude why are you raggin on BK like that?

 

 

>>the courage to start threads

 

nocheeky ZZZZZzzzzz

 

What's pyramid done that rates a banning?>>>

He trolled Thom for months following him around calling him a trash racist or whatever. He called Fafas wife FAT and provoked that mess, may have been warned banned temporarily only to be let back in. Fafa however has not been allowed back in.

This thread needs some Lady Gaga.

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Lol at Fafa and Thom 

I’ll make you a deal, Pyramid. You judge me by the story that you made up about me, and I’ll judge you by the person you are, the dude who hides behind his blood and then flaunts it, throwing him under the bus. 

That isn’t a good look for any age.

Fafa and Sumatra trash female zoners on ThePhilZone.net

Quit your bs, Slax. Don't you have to shop and cook and paint and tutor and security consult somewhere?

I've been doing all that this whole time. Like five things at once. 

I don't have time to drive to the beach though. 

Slacker you are no better when you pick at scabs and crosspost things people may not even see here. Like a despicable sicko gossip freak.

"Security Consultant" means, like, lock the door at night, right?

I cross post threads with my name in all caps. So many all caps threads about me by you, gravy, og, Kirby, Ed, Sumatra and plf.

We don't have to lock our doors in Lamorinda. I've said this before. 

 

Fake news

>>He trolled Thom for months following him around calling him a trash racist or whatever. He called Fafas wife FAT and provoked that mess

Half the board trolls Thom and lol @ fafa being provoked.

i appreciated when pyramid would be all over fafa's lame drunken-assed shit posting. what a round faced buffoon that guy was. no wonder fog likes him.

i used to rag on lava during the primaries for seeming to have Bernie's cock in his mouth. little did I know he worked for his campaign.

Since Pyramidheat  is avoiding my question...

I'm guessing that Lava is his big brother.

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Things BK has taught himself how to do:

 

1: Power Squats

2. Box Squats

3. Wind Surfing (the hard way)

4. Sexual misconduct

5. Politics 

 

Miss anything?

You got it, Mo.

In other news, Viva officially became the garbage zone tonight.

Courage.

Indeed. All praise Slacker's courage for starting this White Trash thread and keeping it going with his Seal Lion Supapowa

Slackers whiteness outshines mine any day of the week.

>>>>>In other news, Viva officially became the garbage zone tonight.

https://everyonelovescouponing.com/awesome-deal-viva-paper-towels-free-trash-bags/

rrg is a 3 legged ho. 

Half the board trolls Thom and lol @ fafa being provoked.>>>

He followed Thom around spewing trash until he was warned, did the same thing to Fafa only took it to a new level on the low brow garbage.

Naturally ass cheeks would appreciate the low brow posting, no surprise there.

>>did the same thing to Fafa only took it to a new level on the low brow garbage.

Are you really this dim?  Nevermind.

rrg is a 3 legged ho.>>>

someone needs their mouth washed out with soap, misogynous goon.

 

Nevermind.>>

ok

Fo6 vouches for the bipolar. 

fo6 loves racists and misogynist. fucking idiot. 

Like I said, drama threads are what's hot and get the most play on Viva. 

Pyramid heat is longhair bill right?

 

what up, jr. you’re good man.

fucking idiot. >>>

says the hypocritical misogynist goon

 

Are we good now?

JR, you’re Nick, right?

How SCARY Is That Brian K Dude  My God Get A Life.

GET Help YOU SUCK

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No, I'm not Nick. Maybe you didn't hear about him? He was committed to an asylum near Denver about 18 months ago. It was tough for all us but for the best.  Apparently he and zippy write to each other. 

plf...seriously???

SMH.

This guy:(

 

Poor Nick. 

Slacksack cares a lot about misogyny on the Garbage Zone but not here on his own thread. Very strange dude. 

I don't see a lot of misogyny on .Net.  just a few guys who talk about sex. Nothing wrong with sometimes running a train. 

No, I don't see it either. But to listen to Slacker, you'd think it was all that goes on there. Actually, they're quite civil. But if Slacker makes an appearance all bets may be off.

Slacker the lackey.

Good work group

I’m not sure whether to feel sorry that Nick was committed or for the fact that he lives in Denver. Both suck pretty bad. He has to still lurk in there.