India v. Pakistan

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400,000 people have put in for tickets for the upcoming World Cricket Championship match.

Loser bombs the winner?

^^^

Like what happened when El Salvador beat Honduras in the 1969 FIFA world championship qualifying match in overtime sparking the so called "Futbal War"

Hopefully, India and Pakistan will get bombing out of their system before then (without nuking each other).

I predict India gives Pakistan a jolly good whacking, or whatever they call it.

India pitchers will brush back a couple of Pakies and all HELL will break loose.

Things are really escalating between the nuclear armed rivals.  Pakistan just banned Bollywood movies:

https://www.rt.com/news/452526-pakistan-india-film-ban/

 

This will be trump first crisis he hasn't instigated himself. How bad can he screw this up. No confidence Mr negotiator will save the day

The Pakistanis should catapult a cow into India, like in the Monty Python & The Holy Grail scene.  

 

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Fetchez la vache!

There can't be better motivation for the Pakistanis than knowing they'll be beheaded if they lose. 

 Cricket is a bizarrely civilized sport. Dudes in white coats bring out tea carts mid morning and mid afternoon, gameplay halts, and everyone enjoys a cuppa’.

 

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