Just got back from a three-week trip to South America. Don’t think I have been away from the office for that long before, but made it work. Met up with my parents and brother outside Santiago, Chile (my brother just “retired” at age 44 and was in his third month of a South Pacific trip). Next day we boarded a cruise ship for a 13-day trip around the Cape Horn to Buenos Aires, Argentina with various stops on the way.
Cruise ships aren’t really my thing and I am uncomfortable with many aspects of how they are run, by my parents love to go on cruises and it’s a good way to spend time and travel with them. They are also relatively affordable all things considered – especially if you don’t spend any money onboard (that’s where they get you) and smuggle onboard your own booze. During the course of this one, my brother and I snuck onboard through the ship’s x-ray machines:
3.25 liters of pisco
7 liters of wine
1 fifth of gin
26 beers of assorted sizes and styles
There was also “some dude” who happened to bring onboard in a vape pin and two half gram cartridges of oil (one sativa/indica blend and one straight indica).
Anyway, the boat first stopped at Puerto Montt in the Chilean lakes region where we did some whitewater rafting in a river between two volcanoes. Area reminded me of the PNW and if you folded a map of the world north to south, they would line up nicely:
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D. Portland_ken
on Sunday, March 31, 2019 – 11:41 pm
We then headed south through
We then headed south through the Chilean fjords and channels in extreme SW Patagonia. This was my favorite part of the trip – two days through some incredible glacier carved landscapes without seeing any town, road, or manmade structure (aside from one other cruise ship and a single fishing boat).
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on Sunday, March 31, 2019 – 11:46 pm
We then stopped at Punta
We then stopped at Punta Arenas, which is at the tip of the mainland South American continent. This area of had a climate so inhospitable and locals so fierce that it wasn't successfully colonized until the 1840s when a young Republic of Chile established Fuerte Bulnes and laid claim over the Straits of Magellan.
Fuerte Buines:
After that, the boat headed even further south to Tierra del Fuego and the most southernmost city in the world, Ushuaia, Argentina. The next day we crossed the southernmost point in the Americas – the infamous Cape Horn – where the Atlantic and Pacific meet. The construction of the Panama Canal in 1908 largely eliminated the need to transverse this treacherous passage, which up to that point had claimed over 1000 ships.
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on Sunday, March 31, 2019 – 11:50 pm
Nice photos. What a cool
Nice photos. What a cool trip.
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on Sunday, March 31, 2019 – 11:59 pm
Just as the ship rounded Cape
Just as the ship rounded Cape Horn into the Atlantic, the winds and seas instantly kicked up as we headed towards the Falkland Islands (aka “Las Malvinas” depending on who you are talking to) and the boat was seriously rocking and rolling. Fortunately, the weather calmed down to let us go ashore at the capital Port Stanley (pop 2000). Toured the battlefields in the hills west of town in the morning and checked out the wreckage of downed Argentine helicopters. Spent the afternoon visiting the various pubs around town, most of which were virtual shrines to British nationalism. The place is more British than Britain, where ole Maggie Thatcher is treated as some sort of demigod and there are more Land Rovers per capita than any place on Earth.
"Brezhnev took Afghanistan.
Begin took Beirut.
Galtieri took the Union Jack.
And Maggie, over lunch one day,
Took a cruiser with all hands.
Apparently, to make him give it back
Oh Maggie, what have when done!"
Penguins in a minefield! This beach was mined by the Argentinos but the penguins are too small to set off the mines.
Weather turned foul later in the day and tendering back to the ship anchored a mile off shore in 41 knot winds with waves crashing overtop the tender and water dripping down on us from every opening.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D. Portland_ken
on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 12:11 am
We then headed north to
We then headed north to Montevideo, Uruguay. Funky, clean, and modern city with legal weed. The next day we landed in Buenos Aires and finally got off the boat. Checked out the various sections of town, including the Recoleta Cemetery, which is a virtual city within a city with streets lined with elaborate and ornate mausoleums housing two centuries of presidents, generals, and others of the city’s elite, including Evita.
Montevideo:
Recoleta:
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 12:14 am
After a day in Buenos Aires,
After a day in Buenos Aires, we went north of town about an hour to the Estancia del Dos Hermanos for two days of horse riding across the pampas. Not much of a horse person, but we got the well behaved steeds to open up and we were cantering much of the time with bursts of full on galloping. My parents are a little too old for horseback riding but accompanied us on one of the trips in a horse drawn buggy. The estancia itself was quiet and peaceful and my family were the only overnight guests, so we have the place pretty much to ourselves and got to spend time with the owners and their folks. Learned that texting and riding is an important skill for modern gauchos and some of our guides were experts
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 12:22 am
After that, my parents went
After that, my parents went back to Buenos Aires and my brother and I headed west toward the Andes. After a flight to Mendoza and a bus ride, we made our way up to the mountain town of Uspallata at the base of the Andes. The town was where they filmed “Seven Years in Tibet” because its stark high desert landscape apparently looks a lot like Tibet (and the Chinese would never allow a film about the Dalai Lama to be filmed on location). From there, we took the local bus up to Aconcagua Provincial Park, up in the Andes near the Argentina-Chile border. At 22,837 feet, Aconcagua is the highest mountain in the world outside the Himalayas. We then hiked down an abandoned railroad line to Puenta de Inca, which is a natural bridge formed by mineral deposits and was used as a therapeutic spa until the 1970s when a landslide closed it.
Uspallata:
Aconcagua:
Puenta de Inca:
Local art up in Puenta de Inca near the Argentina-Chile border.. Apparently, they don't like fracking or mega mines and want you to smile.
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 12:44 am
The road down from the Argentina-Chile border was steep:
Once we got back to Santiago, we met up with Zoner Javs. Dude is a true gentleman and a gracious and generous host who showed us around some neighborhoods and treated us to dinner, beers, and thoughtful conversations on life in modern Chile. Thank you again!
This is La Moneda in Santiago:
On Sept 11, 1973, the democratically elected president of Chile, Salvador Allende, made his last stand here against a right wing coup led by Gen. Augusto Pinochet and the Nixon Administration, that led to the "disappearance" of thousands of academics, activists, writers, and other opponents of Pinochet's regime. Thankfully, Pinochet is gone and Chile is a democracy once again (albeit with gross economic inequality not unique to Chile).
Spent the last day in South America checking out the sights in Santiago. Took a cable car up a hill overlooking the city, but the smog was so thick you could barely make out the nearby mighty Andes. Also watched a ceremonial changing of the guards at the presidential palace with a special appearance by the king and queen of Norway who was there to return some stuff taken by Thor Heyerdahl on one of his expeditions to Easter Island:
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha Slickrock
on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 12:47 am
Enjoying your travelogue, Ken
Enjoying your travelogue, Ken. Thanks a lot for sharing a cool adventure.
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 09:00 am
Great pics...what a great
Great pics...what a great experience....thanks for sharing w us...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Rasputin O'Leary Rasmataz
on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 09:20 am
Great stuff, thanks.
Great stuff, thanks
Che' lives
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 10:56 am
wow, that looks amazing!
wow, that looks amazing!
the hell'd your brother do to retire at 44??
thanks for sharing. i hope to get a 3-weeker soon....
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 11:25 am
Ken, someone once suggested
Ken, someone once suggested Uruguay as a retirement spot.
Sound's like you may have only been there one day, but any thoughts?
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 11:39 am
Nice shot of Cape Horn- I
Nice shot of Cape Horn- I would love to see Mt Fitzroy in Patagonia, and Aconcogua.
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 12:15 pm
Ken, it was great to meet you
Ken, it was great to meet you and your brother. Like I told you, next beer's in Portland!
"Che' lives"
Uh, no, he's dead. He died the way he lived: shot dead like a worthless mongrel and left to rot on the side of the road. If you're so keen on violence and murder may I suggest you start somewhere geographically closer to your jurisdiction, please, as in, in your own country. Please and thank you...
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 12:16 pm
Slickrock, I did the same
Slickrock, I did the same trip a few years back and I can tell you that Montevideo is an awesome city. Safe, cool, relaxed and affordable. The rest of Uruguay is pretty much just dry pampa which gets old quick unless you're on the coast. But yeah, I can imagine Montevideo or some coastal town in Uruguay as decent retirement spots.
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 12:21 pm
Enjoying the Mexican
Enjoying the Mexican countries to own the Republicans.
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 01:44 pm
Ken, this was really fun.
Ken, this was really fun. Thanks for the pics, the narrative, and your thoughts. The cruise thing is off-putting to me, too, but for the chance to spend time with your folks it could be worth doing. Getting together with Javs would be a real treat, too.
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 01:48 pm
Thanks for the photos and
Thanks for the photos and tales, very cool for sure! Also wouldn't be a fan of being on a cruise.
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 02:37 pm
Judit, you're a sweetheart.
Judit, you're a sweetheart. One day we will hang out. Let's make it so!
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 03:40 pm
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 04:17 pm
As a young medical student,
As a young medical student, Guevara traveled throughout South America and was radicalized by the poverty, hunger and disease he witnessed.[10] His burgeoning desire to help overturn what he saw as the capitalist exploitation of Latin America by the United States prompted his involvement in Guatemala's social reforms under President Jacobo Árbetinz, whose eventual CIA-assisted overthrow at the behest of the United Fruit Company solidified Guevara's political ideology.
Che lives
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 04:47 pm
lol
lol
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 06:50 pm
Great shots and fun Ken!
Great shots and fun Ken!
Glad you got to meet up with Javs.
In the pic where you are looking at Mt. Aconcagua, what elevation were you at?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D. Portland_ken
on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 07:31 pm
>>>>what elevation were you
>>>>what elevation were you at?
About 10,000 feet, so the top of the mountain is another 12,000+ feet up from there. The sheer cliff face you can see on the mountainside is about 5,700 feet in size - one of the biggest in the world.
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 07:51 pm
Thanks for the trip report,
Thanks for the trip report, Ken. Good stuff!
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.”
― Mark Twain
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 07:56 pm
The sheer cliff face you can
The sheer cliff face you can see on the mountainside is about 5,700 <<<<<<
South face- one of the toughest and deadliest in the world. El Viento Blanco- the white wind.
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on Monday, April 1, 2019 – 08:02 pm
Rasmataz, keep on reading the
Rasmataz, keep on reading the rest of the story. Chapters 1 and 2 of Che's life are pretty sweet and romantic. Didn't really end that way. When you allow the animal to take over in the name of your cause, then your cause has shown itself to be unviable, not aligned with the greater ideals of humanity and living in general. There really is another way.
"Narrow Mexico"
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on Tuesday, April 2, 2019 – 12:30 pm
Thank you for taking the time
Thank you for taking the time to do this, Ken! I enjoy reading and seeing places I haven't been......glad you had safe travels!
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on Thursday, April 4, 2019 – 05:29 pm
wow, sounds like an amazing
wow, sounds like an amazing trip! I gotta get down there one of these days, but the travel time is daunting.
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on Thursday, April 4, 2019 – 05:47 pm
"Wake up to find out that you
"Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world,
the heart has its beaches, its homeland and thoughts of its own"
Cool pics / stories, thanks for sharing Ken!