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can we set the bar a little higher next time and elect a President who is fluent in English?

Regarding his meeting with Prince Charles yesterday: 

Trump said: “He is really into climate change and I think that’s great. What he really wants and what he really feels warmly about is the future. He wants to make sure future generations have climate that is good climate, as opposed to a disaster, and I agree.”

But Trump said he pushed back at the suggestion the US should do more.

He said: “I did say, ‘Well, the United States right now has among the cleanest climates there are based on all statistics.’ And it’s even getting better because I agree with that we want the best water, the cleanest water. It’s crystal clean, has to be crystal clean clear.”

Trump added: “China, India, Russia, many other nations, they have not very good air, not very good water, and the sense of pollution. If you go to certain cities … you can’t even breathe, and now that air is going up … They don’t do the responsibility.”

“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

oh well, all the news says we are all going to die in 20 - 30 yrs.

Yeah I saw that Turtle, smoke em if you got em time, eh?

jesus christ, like i have to work like 15 more years then we all die, great.

 

Did you REALLY want to be 80 anyway? Seems overrated 

thinking about being a hobo.

you’ve got good hobo weather where you live at least. and really you can just say you’re “camping”. there’s a fine line between being a hobo and just camping. you can probably get some hippie chick to join in with you too, just tell her you’re living off the grid. 

i'm glad you are here to talk to me bucky b.

yeah the local authorities have been cracking down.

our town is way too expensive to have homeless encampments on the beach...

 

How will you order shit from Amazon, Turts?

i'll just take packages from people's doorways.

also ever since Starbucks started taking remote orders, you can pretty much stroll in, grab whatever is waiting there and go and get breakfast for free. 

I've always wondered if you could swoop in to the Drive-thru lane between Window #1 and Window #2.

sorry i hijacked your thread dude.

 

https://laist.com/2019/06/04/a_pet_rat_infestation_at_san_clemente_homel...

 

i am also sorry our president does not have command of his native language.

Some good zoners in this thread.  

 

I too think our president is a bumbling idiot.

Die Antword is a weird name for a band. Did the president name them 

C’mon now

 

be best, damn it

"the women are smarter right now than the men,"

 

Uh...that's right, Donnie?