Asleep after watching 45 seconds of NFL Playoffs

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Really is just getting worse and worse every year. Bunch of guys sitting around playing grab ass on the sidelines. Awesome.

could i come over and watch it at your house??

Sorry, just woke up. No, you can't but I feel another nap coming on during this second game. Nice to catch up on a little sleep, I guess. 

Jerry dug the 49ers. Just sayin. Best team ever in the 80's

so maybe later on then?????

 

 

Jerry probably got some sweet naps as well.

It's always that way with the wild card games.

Most of these games are with slightly better than average teams playing mostly mid-season quality games.

Next week it will get interesting.

Patriots will obliterate the Texans. Prob at least one more blowout. 50/50 for good games next week. Pats win the super bowl again vs the Seahawks. It will be much easier this one. The NFL is just fucking boring. Tom Brady might win it again next year then quit. 

Another surprising blowout... that second nap hit the spot.

ill be over after dinner?

Russell Wilson wishes he could be Aaron Dodgers.

Seahawks will coast to the Super Bowl. Packers got lucky they were playing a terrible team.

It will be Cowboys/Patriots in the Superbowl....

you guys want to come over to my place??

Belichick would eat the Rookie QB for breakfast in the superbowl. Packers will edge them out in a close one next week.

falcons and steelers super bowl

>It will be Cowboys/Patriots in the Superbowl....<

 

so fucking gross.

 

ps. i'm now a cheesehead,

looking forward to that Pats/Texans Saturday night barn burner lol.

 

Yeah that was a pretty awful football weekend save for the first half of the giants/GB game, which was okay.

Signs of the coming Apocalypse:

- Trump Presidency

- Autotune

- Proliferation of Phish Derivitive Jambands (Twiddle)

- Pats/Cowboys Superbowl

 

Only thing worse than the NFL...

 

 

College Football....

 

Zzzzzzzz....

I despise both teams in the college champ game as much as the Pats/Cowboys so am nowhere near that channel tonite . . .

^Watching football has really helping with my insomnia. 

It's been a while since I've watched football, but who are the Texans? 

Floops , the Houston Texans are the NFL s latest expansion team....theyve been in lge for 14 years or so...they are not the old Houston Oilers, as that franchise moved to Tennessee and became the Titans....

 

Both teams play in thd AFC south along with the Indianapolis Colts and the Jacksonville Jaguars...

 

JJ Watt is their biggest name player, although he is hurt and wont be playing vs Patriots. 

Well that's a great explanation, Jamb. Thanks. 

That will be a snoozer of a game. Pats will win bigly

As will the Atlanta Seattle game. Not sure I give a single shit who wins that one. Two boring ass teams.

Sunday games are the ones to watch.

The Patriots haven't given up a rushing touchdown since Week 8.

Steelers Vs Chiefs should be great game...

 

Go steelers....

 

 

Or dont go

Atlanta has a very good team.

It will depend on if Matt Ryan can finally get it done in the playoffs, after having a great regular season.

Please contract the league by 4 teams, thx

Atlanta is gonna get spanked. steelers will have a tougher time with the chiefs but still guessing at least a 14 point win for them. Then finally we might get some decent games in he championship round.

I think Atlanta wins...and steelers win in a close game...Arrowhead is extremely hard road win...and Steelers are much, much, better at home...Chiefs D is excellant...Steelers cannot afford to make mistakes, or give up big plays to Tyrek Hill if theyre gonna win on road vs a very good team. Hill has given that team an offensive spark, and playmaker its been missing for years. Asking alot of Pitt to win there, and then in N.E. 

I think the Pats will embarrass the lowly Texans, but I think the other three games could/should be interesting. Each of those teams have some very good strengths & also some clear weaknesses and either team in those three games has a real chance to win.

I'm picking the Pats, Seattle, KC & Dallas.

And BTW, it will be funny and sad at the same time next year (and for many years?) when the Chargers are playing in a half full stadium at best (except when the Raiders are in town, when the place will be completely filled and rocking with all the LA Raiders fans).

Who in LA is going to lay down thousands of dollars for season tickets for a team they couldn't care less about, and probably openly dislike? Who from San Diego will buy in to the LA team after it shunned them? It'll be so quiet at their home games they'll probably rename the team the LA Crickets.

I honestly can't imagine how those billionaires believe that LA will embrace the Chargers at all. It's a terrible move that will smack them all in the face. Also, have they said where are they going to play next year? Sharing the Coliseum with the Lambs?

I think a team in Las Vegas will work, but I think the Chargers should have gone to Vegas, which will embrace any team that comes, and the Raiders should have gone back to LA where they have a larger fan base than they do in Oakland.

NFL owners, proving once again that filthy rich people can be fucking idiots.

seriously the NFL is going down the shitter rapidly. has been hard to watch for years, getting worse.

 

seriously though.....FUCK DEAN SPANOS, cock sucking multi millionaire...worth 2.1 billion...NFL gave them $$$. why should tax payers give them any?? what do they get>? $100 cheap seats?

 

i'll continue to root for one of the best qb/te duos in NFL HISTORY, rivers/gates, but the team and owners can suck my dick. social media is blowing up.

 

asshole.

ps FUCK THE TRAIDERS.

Here comes another surprising blowout..........

 

 

ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ.....

Bye bye seattle

Agree... that 84 yard net penalty killed them

Coming up next....... The blowout America has been waiting for... Pats vs. Texans.

Coming up next....... The blowout America has been waiting for... Pats vs. Texans.

Coming up next....... The blowout America has been waiting for... Pats vs. Texans.

Seattle has been overrated all year. 

They can only win at home. 

Atlantas O line is impressive, I'll say that. They were tossing around the Seahawks d line like rag dolls in the first half. 

Excellent, precision performance by Atlanta on both sides of the ball.

Shanahan has that offense clicking on all cylinders. Of course it helps to have great talent at most every position, but in the playoffs it takes excellent coaching as well as excellent talent. Right now it looks like Atlanta has both.

In the past the Falcons always failed in the playoffs because their defense wasn't good enough and because their offense didn't seem to have that extra edge, but based on the way they played a good, playoff seasoned Seahawks team today they sure look like a team that can keep it going.

Personally Kyle Shanahan is who I hope my 49ers hire to be their head coach. I like his offensive style, his past track record and his lineage, but it does look like the 49ers want Josh McDaniels. Maybe he'll turn them down and they'll go for Shanahan.

Maybe he'll turn them down too.

Sigh.

Word is they looking at bill obrien as well, theyd have to "trade," for him....but, obviously both their candidates still playing, so they cant negogiate....publically...:)

Pats will spank Atlanta in the super bowl. I think they have a good shot at getting there though. Only 14-3 Pats after one quarter. TexNs stayin in it...

fuck the patriots

i hope they lose

who would win in a fight?

A coyote or a dingo?

Kangaroo to be honest

Could we please have at least one competitive game?

Thanks in advace.

It's happening now!

Good stuff there. YMMV.

Good game

The 4th quarter of Dallas-Green Bay was excellent

Great game by both teams. 

>>>>>"Personally Kyle Shanahan is who I hope my 49ers hire to be their head coach. I like his offensive style, his past track record and his lineage, but it does look like the 49ers want Josh McDaniels. Maybe he'll turn them down and they'll go for Shanahan.

Maybe he'll turn them down too.

Sigh.<<<<<"

 

You will get Tom Cable and you'll be happy someone is dumb enough to take that garbage job!

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Usually bad sign settling for fgs....unless you playin andy reid and KC...take all the points they can

Yup, 6 is enough....;)

finally games worth watching. good stuff.

Caught that Dallas/GB second half.

 

 

WOW!!!

Josh McDaniels announced he s staying w pats....

Cowboys vs. Packers was an awesome game.

I had trouble staying awake for the Chiefs vs. Steelers, though the last few minutes were an exciting payoff.

This weekend's games should both be exciting enough to keep you awake!!!

 

 

 

2 good games. I'm still expecting one more blowout this weekend then of course the Snoozer Bowl. I think Pats win by at least 20. 

Best meme i saw other day...

 

You cannot deflate steel balls.

Anyone but the Patriots.

The blow out horn is sounding...... big surprise.

Nope....Pats will win also....is what it is

>>>>2Dank on Monday, January 16, 2017 – 01:27 am

Championship Bets placed

Falcons -4

Squealers +6

Hoping for a Falcons Squealers SB with Falcons taking it all.<<<<

 

Here's your winners. Falcons Win it ALL!!!!

Two suck games today.

yep both BLOWOUTS

 

COME ON FALCONS!!!!

BEAT NE Cheaters!!!!!

On to the Snoozer bowl.

 

One of the lamest NFL seasons in recent memory.

Strange to see a Championship Sunday with two blowouts but that makes me think the SB will be a great one.

What Brady and Bill have done during their time together is beyond anything anyone could have imagined in the modern era of the NFL.

It's fucking incredible.

God bless the Falcons for kicking the shit out of the Packers.   The presidency debacle was enough to put a damper on the Cubs WS win...a Packers SB win would have been another.

Two great teams playing each other for the big enchilada.  The way if should be.

 

 

I like the falcons chances. I think they have a much better team than the pats and there match ups are favorable on other ends of the ball. I think they win by a TD.

>One of the lamest NFL seasons in recent memory.<

 

totally agreed

Took the birds +3 to start, small bet.... pats will have to score 40 to win.....Atlanta looks like a complete team on both sides of the ball. Pats treated me well all year but see what happens in the next 2 weeks....Green Bay had the flu going into the game and we all saw how that worked out for them