Jared Kushner

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My daughter's best friend's college roommate is "friends with benefits" to Kushner's first cousin. The kid said that none of the Kushners  voted for Trump, even Jared.

It's a true story that the kid said it. Whether or not the content is true is suspect.

I've never seen him at the skatepark. 

> My daughter's best friend's college roommate is "friends with benefits" to Kushner's first cousin.

I'm going to need to see a diagram or some other kind of visual aid to understand the significance of this....

gross bk.

I know, Mike, that's what's great about it. I had ask for clarification 3 times when she told it to me.

Brian, it sounds like your daughter's best friend's college roommate really has his or her finger on the pulse of something there. Nice job with the apostrophes too, but those "air quotes" are completely unnecessary...

Thanks Mike. I'll lose the air quotes if you lose the ellipsis. Fair?

So you didn't hear the kid say it yourself but are sure it's a true story passed on through two people?

There will be plenty of people who deny voting for him even though they did. I'd figure it's pretty embarrassing. It's also not a selling point to getting laid in college.

Stop being boring, Ass. You're the only one who can't see the inherent rediculousness in the whole thing.

 

> I'll lose the air quotes if you lose the ellipsis. Fair?

Done, Brian. But now I'm going to have to find another way to piss people off.

Why are you so butt hurt that I called you a whiner yesterday? Holy fuck, you're a pussy.

Across, what the hell happened to you? You used to have a sense of humor.

Sure thing, killer.

Now run along.

Is he related to Don Kirshner?

Ass has a hard-on for me. It's cute.

 

Note to self: be more funny online, interact with briank less.

There ya go. lol.

its ok, f06 isn't really funny either...

Even though he doesn't use all caps, Foghorne always seems to be yelling, kind of like our new President.

 Now you have it, Ass. You're the one who keeps initiating it with me. You can go back to being a nobody. You don't have to be funny, maybe just a bit less angry.

Have you thought about getting laid? It might help. 

Sorry I called you a whiner and a pussy Briank. Can you stop whining about me now?

Oh, sweet irony.

Relax, kid. We are in a new era. America is going to be great again. Embrace it.

I must admit you seem to have the highest t of the low t'ers. That should be taken as a compliment, hopefully.

Roids. My nuts are tiny, my head might explode, but damn, I have T.

brian k has been on the slow motion melt down for what, 2 weeks now....

 

 

its been sweet..

Hardly, Jon.

Stick with the I can haz. It's your thing.

There will be plenty of people who deny voting for him even though they did.<<

Chris Matthews "polled" Colbert's audience the other night. ONE guy copped to voting for Trump.

Bet there were at least six.

ok...

 

it seems brian k haz been eh teh meltiez for some timez nowz......  izz schweetz..

Better...

Jon, are the lowest of the low T set? Aren't you kind of a spinster who stays home babying her cats?

This is the part where if BK was me he'd pop in to ask why I'm always bickering.

Not piling on.  Just noticing.  Carry on guys.

Premature, Timmy. I would have waited at least 2 more posts.

lol

 

I love ya BK.  I'll have my goon squad lay off you.

actually BK, im pretty high T.... and i live a fucking sweet life..... but sadly no pets at all...

I'm available for adoption jjjj. Can had my shotz and errything.

And I you.

Can we get back to Jared? He's going to be the guy who brings peace to the Middle East. And the word from the daughter of a friend of a friend of the cousin of the guy is that he didn't even vote for Trump!

Speaking of T, Trump is the oldest person to take the Oath in a first term, beating Reagan by 6 months.

Like him or not, he has spunk.

He's on speed.

>>>>Can we get back to Jared?

 

Donald wants to bang Jareds wife.

So do I. And now that she's a Jew, even my mother would approve.

Timmy you made milk shoot out my nose!

President Trump calls that an alabaster shower, Johnny.

this thread sucks..

>>>>I'm available for adoption jjjj. Can had my shotz and errything.

 

done..... im sending a uhaul for your stuff...

Stay with me here on this one..but the kid should get at least a small participation trophy for helping push humpty dumpty over the wall...His scandalous daddy was personally targeted and heavily prosecuted by Christie (not that it wasn't deserving)...boy wonder marries the princess... King Cheeto pays back boy wonder by kicking Christie to the curb by not appointing him to even the town dog catcher..and they lived happily ever after..The End...