Magnetic Nurse

My first thought was, "Maybe she should shower."

BTW, keys don't react to magnets.

BTW, it (quite obviously) depends on the keys and their metallurgical composition

Hers looked like brass.  I meant to say "most".

I thought maybe our car keys would.  Neither they, nor any of the mystery keys in the junk drawer, react (and those are ancient).

  Any idea how long ago those were cut?

Good news for gorilla glue sales as the anti vaxxers try and 'prove' that the vaccines cause metal to stick to their bodies

Things you don't know for sure.  But you just know.

At least one MAGA't has turned up in an ER with a key glued to its face.

"Just found out about it at lunch." Obviously didn't have the sense to try it our beforehand making an ass of herself in public and on camera.

"Yeah, if somebody could explain this, that would be great.”  That's easy, hon - you're an idiot.  

I wonder if she ever traveled out of her county to see a show? That might make a difference. 

MAGA't - I like that. 

That's try it "out". 

>At least one MAGA't has turned up in an ER with a key glued to its face.

got a link?

I could use a laugh

Um. No.

Things you don't know for sure.  But you just know.

I googled super glue emergency and only found this.

gorilla glue on the bedside table next to the lube?!
 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.menshealth.com/sex-women/amp36506554/se...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjGxX3Y6_E0

Magnetic Nurse would also be a great song title (I'm thinking, maybe, King Missile or They Might Be Giants).

I often "hide" my keys on the cabling behind the tv (like in that picture) in a hotel room when I want to leave the room but not take my keys.

High Voltage  -- done dirt cheap

I only hooked the keys/key ring to something that was quickly at hand and off the ground that may help show some degree of 'levitation'. While I agree and most of my keys also have no magnetic characteristics, the three (3) that readily did/do are for my vehicle's roof top carrier (Yakima), hitch-mount bike rack/carrier (Allen), and a relatively nondescript locking gas cap, all of which fall into the same relative manufacturing vein of lower-security applications that do not start your car or open doors to your residence. Steel alloys are very good but not for all applications, "quite obviously" . 

To answer your question, the oldest key of the 3 came to be in the early 2000's (gas cap), then 2008 (via Yakima carrier), and the newest is from January of this year (Allen bike rack).

>>>>>when I want to leave the room but not take my keys.

When would that be?

I always take my keys.

Same people that believe "reinstatement" is actually a thing and that an Az audit would serve a real purpose 

>>>>>when I want to leave the room but not take my keys.

When would that be?

I always take my keys.<<<

If I am walking to a show from my hotel room and already have tons of crap in my pockets, it's one less thing to have to lug around