She literally shit the bed

I didn't watch any of the trial, but a friend said she was snorting blow from her fingernails on the witness stand, lol

Idiot gold digger can "beg" Musk to pay this one off too

So, are we not supposed to believe women?

it's so confusing 

Depp defamed himself when he started wearing 37 pieces of flair.

imagine paying attention to this horseshit.

I haven't read or heard anything about this case except that Depp and Heard had a trial going on. I didn't know what it's about and still don't.
Why would I care about it? I don't.
She shit in the bed? Why would I want to know that?

What's attractive about any of this?

^ we love Capt Jack, he rocks hard, and Keith's his dad for Christs sake.

So nice to see a crazy lying gold digger didnt' sink his Pearl,, c'mon get the the program granny.

Rich people being assholes? I'm shocked! 

If any of his ex's are to be belived, he is the sweetest creampuff of a man who was generous to a fault and would do literally anything for his friends,, even spend millions on a dying friend's wish to have his ashes scattered by cannon. Don't know him but I like him. He's a fucking American Icon, like a Brando but waaaaaay cooler. Why do we care,, cuz some weak acting nardowell tried to take him down by fraud.  LOL 

^ I thought that was John Mayer for a minute. 

"in"

^ missing word in title

same goes for "in (my) pants"

Not sure why "in" is commonly omitted in such expressions?

> Not sure why "in" is commonly omitted in such expressions?

I would say that "in" is the appropriate preposition when pants are involved (assuming the pants are being worn at the time of defecation), but either "in" or "on" might be appropriate when a bed is involved; "In" when the shit is under the covers, but "on" in most all other cases.

Wouldn't that be akin to saying something along the lines of, "he fucked the dog" (instead of working, etc) with shit & fuck being used as verbs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSEXgQ58AoM

I think maybe "shit the shark" should replace the old saying.

Does a shark shit in the sea?

It sure as shit doesn't go on the sea.

Depp had a heard on running from your window

"...here I sit broken-sharted..."

I really hope nobody posts a two girls, one cup pic.

I just overheard an airport worker talking on a radio about how some other worker "shit the bed" about something.  I guess the term still has it's common meaning.  The SNL skit was funny.  Didn't follow the trial but that about sums it up.

And what is up with the chopped off finger?  Defamation claims are notoriously hard to prove from a legal perspective, but the old pirate came through again in stunning Hollywood fashion.  Can't make this shit up.

How's tricks in Ukraine these days?

What this thread actually made me think of was that time when I was doing hospice and the client was a Libra. It was very important for her to look lovely because Libra lol.  so her one daughter and I started to bathe her and she was fully steeped in a diaper of poo.

 The daughter could not deal with it so she just watched me and held the big trash bag while I cleaned up mom and got her changed into a nice outfit and as it was happening I realized she had passed during the changing of her clothing. She was waiting until she felt and looked lovely to go they to go and her daughter  was in total denial. Understandably so, I would assume for someone who loved their mother. 

Her other daughter was in town from somewhere else so that's when she took over. I finished brushing mom's hair and doing all the ablutions I could for her. 

 Another Passion of mine that I got to partake in so that the family could be offered a measure of peace 

Anywhoozle

Carry on, as the cool kids say!

Story about shitting doesn't seem off topic. 

It's weird, I can vividly picture my 7th grade English teacher holding up a copy of a grammar book (Strunk and Wagnalls?), but can otherwise only remember very few specific rules pertaining to grammar.   However, I still have an intuitive sense of how the rules of grammar function in working practice ... which is why the omission of the word "in" (or "on") always catches my eye.  By the same token, I'm fully aware of how the expression without "in" (or "on") might seem to be more "proper" to many in an overtly familiar way.  I find this dynamic interesting in that even what might be a grammatically incorrect use of written the English language, it is nonetheless still "factual" as it pertains to how thoughts are tethered to expressions.   IMO, it's evidence that our minds don't necessarily process information in direct congruence with the languages we've developed.

It could be argued that 'Fuck You' could also be similarly debated and analyzed but everyone knows and understands the intent and what is being leveled so, ultimately, is it worth it and who really cares?

Nancy is missing 4 winds.

"in" or "on" may not be needed for "shit the bed", but Carlin pointed out the importance of the difference when boarding a plane.

and yes, this topic concerns a female, but no one has mentioned that "Fred" usually follows "shit the bed". 

Your projections. You're looking for a fight.

Did anyone get the thread count on those sheets ?

Your comments on other's comments are projecting.

* edit

GI cramping, intestinal pain
Belly making noises like a gurgling drain
You know you bound to shit the bed
If you don't head back to Tennessee Jed

Maybe the "Fred" thing is regional?

Or a reject from Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover.

>>>>what's the origin? is there a specific  Fred being referenced? 

Or do no other names rhyme with bed? 

I'm not sure of the origin. It started long before i was around to learn it. Just a generic Fred, I believe.

Marge, John, and Jimmy don't rhyme with bed, so Fred stuck.

I have to assume that y'all know that I didn't send Nancy an email. Sheesh.

Did this thread shit the Zone?

> Got a letter this morning, and Judit said
> You better not talk about shitting the bed

That's some gold, and judit's response takes it up to platinum, I'd say. Sheesh.

Lol

I was expecting more Loose Lucy jokes....    

Yea my point is that the reason that phrase was coined because that's a thing that happens when folks die. Lol

I sure hope what's her name has her panties in a wad over me

#happyplaces

Lololol

Oh snap, judit, you've been dragged down as well in here?

Again, not reading all the words of everyone posting here

*i am, however, taking a sweet dump as we speak, not dying, not in the bed

#SoSadTooBad

Lol

Also: a whole thread devoted to a Hollywood trial to hate on some hollywood chick

Lulz

So, to be clear:

NOT A HOSPICE THREAD

lololol

< Hollywood trial

Of a rock n roll poet warlord pirate. It's special.

On a side note, isn't it funny how chicks usually side with chicks no matter how bat shit crazy their behavior is ?

Since it is Hollywood, they'll probably be getting remarried next week.

I'm with Daylight and Judit on this one.   Nice to have a 30 second explanation from my wife last night.  Otherwise, I didn't even know that it happened. 

I guess that pbs has had other things to report. 

it's not about the sensitive folks

you're just a total mess in here

Enjoy your shit thread

I've seen maybe one Depp flick in the last 15 years and really had no idea who Amber Heard is. I watched a few minutes of the trial and was mildly amused. Seems to me that they are both equally pieces of shit.

That said, Heard doing blow while on the stand was fucking badass, and for that she deserves mad props.

Nancy-poo is a Gold Star shit-stirrer.

shat, scat, splat

It smells like poo in here. I shit you not.

I've noticed more "women poop" ads on the tele recently, she should consider being a spokespooper

I hate that she's getting any airtime at all but saw this week that Kim Kartrashian said she'd "literally eat shit to look younger." Wow.

Would have been out of this world great if the court stenographer was Turd Ferguson.

>>>>>Kim Kartrashian said she'd "literally eat shit to look younger."

Just might work.

She'd look about one year old.

>>Nancy-poo is a Gold Star shit-stirrer.  
 

*DING

Its the same story the crow told me- its the only one she know.

Indeed

I just stirred the shit counter- clockwise for a couple of minutes. 

* snicker  with the Dark Eyes.

Just heard "shit his pants" while listening to the book "Winter of the World" (2nd in series after Fall of Giants) by Ken Follett ... who is British ... so I suspect this manner of expression has been around for quite a while.

George Carlin weighs in from the great beyond:

Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the
concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit
may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

Consider: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains. With a little effort you
can get your shit together, find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke
shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.

You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit
your life away. People can be shit headed, shit for brains,
shit blinded, shit over or shit on. Some people know their
shit while others don't know the difference between shit
and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and
sweet shits. There is bull shit, dog shit, cat shit,
bird shit, whale shit, rat shit, and horse shit.
There is tough shit, hard shit, soft shit, slimy shit,
rough shit, limp shit. You can shit a blue streak,
shit bricks, shit pink twinkies, shit marbles, or shit
your guts out.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck
when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give
a shit, keep shit or serve shit on a shingle. You
can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter
than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
There is funny shit and sad shit, bad shit and
good shit. Some shit doesn't stink while other
things really smell like shit.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like
shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can be faster than shit or you can be slower
than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick,
sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there
are times when you can't find shit at all. You can
have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,
the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit in a bucket, put shit in a barrel,
have a pile of shit, have a mountain of shit, have a
river of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without
a paddle. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit
or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit.

There is fun shit and dull shit, silly shit and
serious shit. Sometimes you really need this shit
and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
You can stir shit, kick shit or stick your ass out
the window and shit on the world. Sometimes
everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation. This
means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG
but rather with a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the
next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once
you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.

I'm thinking it'll take a couple of flushes at least, and some plunger action too.

Total blockage. May require a plumber of sorts.

In the spirit of recycling,  maybe we can spread this thread out in the garden and get some beautiful weed and poppy plants out of it and then share the harvest.

The growing season is upon us.

...got fungi?

on another note, a real hollywood heavyweight would've had their Sinaloan dealer show up in court with at least a kilo to help cope with the intense stress of questioning, not just a fingernail bump.

^^ :-)))))))))

Sticky the thread to prove males are superior.

https://twitter.com/cbouzy/status/1533053193843777537?s=20&t=e9TM-pdUtob...

I know this thing happened, but I have no fucks to give for a very public, toxic Hollywood relationship break-up story. I'm just here for the shits and giggles.