When they were building the new Comiskey Park (aka Guaranteed Rate Field) back in the early 90s, they had to replace a bunch of seats even though the park hadn't opened yet because they had bullet holes in them from shots fired in the nearby housing projects.
The folds of her belly fat makes for a much more humorous anecdote though.
maybe she's a got a belly button piercing and nobody wanted to um, search for more metal?
most 'security' are poorly trained and getting paid minimum wage and just don't care?
When they were building the new Comiskey Park (aka Guaranteed Rate Field) back in the early 90s, they had to replace a bunch of seats even though the park hadn't opened yet because they had bullet holes in them from shots fired in the nearby housing projects.<<<
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with my Glock
Buy me some ammo and MAGA hat
I'll hide the pistol in my belly fat
For it's root, root, root for the Trump team,
If they don't win you're to blame
For it's one, two, three shots, you're out,
At the old ball game.
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Only grazed? Bummer.
Only grazed?! Damn, the idiot deserved a worse fate.
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When they were building the
When they were building the new Comiskey Park (aka Guaranteed Rate Field) back in the early 90s, they had to replace a bunch of seats even though the park hadn't opened yet because they had bullet holes in them from shots fired in the nearby housing projects.
The folds of her belly fat makes for a much more humorous anecdote though.
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On the south side of Chicago,
On the south side of Chicago,
In the baddest part of town,
Lived a pork-bellied pig,
By the name of Le Royna Brown.
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Hiding in folds of belly fat?
Hiding in folds of belly fat???
She should stick to "find the cookie"
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i don't get it. its still
i don't get it. its still metal and should go off, no?
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maybe she's a got a belly
maybe she's a got a belly button piercing and nobody wanted to um, search for more metal?
most 'security' are poorly trained and getting paid minimum wage and just don't care?
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> She should stick to "find
> She should stick to "find the cookie"
Or the even more difficult "Find the M&Ms".
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I'm not going out anymore. I
I'm not going to go out anymore. I'm just going to sit in my recliner from now on.
Bathroom, kitchen, bedroom & front door for deliveries (after delivery person is clearly seen walking away) are optional.
You people are batshit crazy.
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When they were building the
When they were building the new Comiskey Park (aka Guaranteed Rate Field) back in the early 90s, they had to replace a bunch of seats even though the park hadn't opened yet because they had bullet holes in them from shots fired in the nearby housing projects.<<<
As they were tearing down the old Comiskey ....
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"herbal dave" are you ever
BlackLivesMatter
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Hiding a gun in a roll of fat
Hiding a gun in a roll of fat is an image I can do without. Some serious yeast infections going on in there, no doubt...
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The rolls of fat must have
The rolls of fat must have been dense for the detector not to penetrate.
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Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with my Glock
Buy me some ammo and MAGA hat
I'll hide the pistol in my belly fat
For it's root, root, root for the Trump team,
If they don't win you're to blame
For it's one, two, three shots, you're out,
At the old ball game.
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love the lyric, great job!
love the lyric, great job!
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You might think he loves you
You might think he loves you for your money
but I know what he really loves you for
it's your gun-toting layers of belly fat
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Have we found out yet if it
Have we found out yet if it was a long rifle or a hand gun?
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Is that a pistol in your
Is that a pistol in your jelly roll, or are you just glad to see me?
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Is that a pistol in your
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Mike....lol.
Mike....lol.
Conceal / Carry is legal in IL with a permit, but there are no specifics on how to conceal.
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I dont know this seemed
I dont know this seemed pretty American tonight.. lol Lee Greenwood
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Weird thread
Weird thread