Wife took an uber to the airport the other day and he got the 'reah. Had to pull over but the bathroom was jammed. She waited 30 minutes in a hot car only to have him come back and say he couldn't get into the bathroom so he just crapped himself. She said it was quite the ride the rest of the way.
Was in a bad neighborhood so didn't want to get out and get another ride and didn't realize he would take so long.
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some people think it's funny,
some people think it's funny, butt its not it's hot and runny
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Native American name;
Native American name; Running Stool
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Live Fast
Live Fast
Diharrea
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cMfCF_JMoZI&list=PLKjkH-V5OXPT0-53iJG4AZE_...
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Not a good band name.
Not a good band name.
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Cha cha cha.
Cha cha cha.
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oh it's gonna happen
oh it's gonna happen
biden should call a time out
and have mcfuckstick's handler change him
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
- St. George
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when you're sliding into 3rd
when you're sliding into 3rd and you feel a juicy turd
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Wife took an uber to the
Wife took an uber to the airport the other day and he got the 'reah. Had to pull over but the bathroom was jammed. She waited 30 minutes in a hot car only to have him come back and say he couldn't get into the bathroom so he just crapped himself. She said it was quite the ride the rest of the way.
Was in a bad neighborhood so didn't want to get out and get another ride and didn't realize he would take so long.
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I'm guessing and hoping she
I'm guessing and hoping she doesn't visit us here.
It was hereditary and in her jeans?
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Replace all the "Hallelujah"s
Replace all the "Hallelujah"s in that Handel piece with it.
Sing out!
"Mother#@%&er" works, too.
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pairs well with projectile
pairs well with projectile vomit