White people jokes

Since severe thunderstorms are in tomorrows regional forecast in the great PNW, how about a weather joke; 

I like Jack in the Box tacos.

How white is that?

Faux outrage to distract from Trump's heinous remarks about veterans

Tacogate! 

https://newrepublic.com/post/184948/tim-walz-white-guy-tacos-far-right-m...

>“Why is Kamala the expert on tacos?” asked Fox & Friends co-host Will Cain. “Did she say white guy tacos are tuna in mayonnaise?” 

Conservative provocateur Mike Cernovich took it further, accusing Walz of lying about skipping seasoning. “Tim Walz is such a compulsive liar, and deployment dodger, that I decided to see if he lied about not seasoning his food.”

Yes, those 'losers and suckers' ..

Ketchup on your taco...

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Our go-to to-go place has a "Gringo-style" option for its tacos.  I didn't realize it was a slur

F each and every MAGA't.

>Ketchup on your taco...

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 Mayo?

White guy taco = Fried and formed corn tortilla, hamburger, cheese, lettuce(iceburg), tomato and ketchup. Hot sauce optional.

Went to a Thai restaurant before a Dead show at MSG with some friends. Their menu had mild, medium, spicy, and native. Friend ordered native and almost didn't make it to the show. For a long time I thought they were fucking with the white dude, but then I went to Thailand and saw people eat Thai chili paste by the spoonful out of jar. 

I used to be able to eat pretty spicy food. My mom learned how to make TexMex in Brownsville where my dad was stationed during WWII. So I was brought up eating spicy food even in Germany when my dad moved the family there for work, but that was mostly Tobasco hot. My parents invited the guy who owned the neighborhood corner store over for dinner one night. The only spice in German food is horseradish and paprika if you want to go way out there. My mom served Mexican food and the poor guy nearly died. Was sweating and trying to keep his cool during dinner. I'm sure he felt it the next day too. 

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

box of crackers

You mean like saying one of your top political donors is more honorable than Medal of Honor recipients>>>

This is the filthy bitch you're talking about.  Her husband is a legendary Republican Nazi Party sodomite.

Miriam Adelson is an Israeli-American physician and political donor. She was married to Sheldon Adelson from 1991 until his death in 2021. After his death, she became the owner of the Las Vegas Sands and as of August 2024, is estimated to be the fifth richest woman in America with a net worth of $27.7 billion.

Now what I think I'll do, is I'll take this opportunity to tell y'all a story. 'Cause y'all haven't heard it yet. And it goes like this. There was a fellow, and he had a dog, a pet dog. And he used to walk his dog around, every now and again. And anyway, well, it was a hot summer day and he walking his dog, and he thought he'd stop off at the bar and have himself a beer. And he did just that. He walked into the bar, and he walked up to the bar. And he put his change on the bar, and he said to the bartender, "I'd like a glass of beer." And the bartender said, "Certainly, Sir, coming right up." Meanwhile, while he was waiting for his beer, he looked down the bar and there was this fellow sitting down the bar with a big black slick mean-looking dog. Now the fellow down the other side of the bar, with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog, said ... nothing. But the guy with the big black slick mean-looking dog looked down the bar at the guy with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog, and said "hey that sure is an ugly little dog you got there, mister. All short fat squat ugly and yellow." Well the guy with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog said to the guy with the big black sleek mean-looking dog "yeah, well he may be ugly but he sure can fight." And the guy with the big black slick mean-looking dog said to the guy with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog, "Yeah?" The guy with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog said, "Yeah." So they decided they'd take them both out back behind the bar and let them fight it out. "I'll put a fiver on mine. You put a fiver on yours. Winner take home the bucks." They figured that was a good idea and they did just that. They took them out the back and they let them fight it out. And the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog just kicked you-know-what out the big black slick mean-looking dog. And when the fight was over and the big black slick mean-looking dog was over in the corner licking his wounds, the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog was hopping around, the guy with the big black slick mean-looking dog allowed as, yeah, the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog sure could fight. But ... "I never seen a dog look like that before, all short fat squat little ugly and yellow. What kind of dog is that anyway?" And the guy with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog said to the guy with the big black slick mean-looking dog, "Yeah, well he used to be an alligator before I cut his tail off and painted him yellow."

Mike:  That's Boby's joke.  You now owe him.  Hahahaha