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Next, the toilets that won't flush a whole roll of Charmin..... and those always-broken hot-air hand dryers in the Men's room...Congress should get right on that, too.

 

^ Next, the toilets that won't flush a whole roll of Charmin a whole box of classified documents.

Not surprisingly, this executive order is for real

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/maintaining-acce...

I don't disbelieve anything he sets forth

I saw a video of him crying about not being able to wash his hair 

This is actually something Trump has been carping about for a while.

https://www.sdpb.org/news/2020-12-17/trump-bemoaned-water-pressure-now-h...

Bit surprised he hasn't mentioned those woke, ultraliberal low-flow bidets. Maybe a new high volume Maga fire hose version. Everyone knows that a clean ass is a happy ass. 

Pretty sure shower heads are made in China so if you want to pay $1000 for a shower head you will be able to get one.