“So I got that going for me, which is nice.”

This is from the article free bird linked, but it almost sounds like something from The Onion.

Beijing reiterated on Wednesday that it had to approve the reincarnation and that it had to be done in China through a centuries-old ritual.

Chinese foreign ministry spokesperson Mao Ning said the country's leaders had the right to approve the Dalai Lama's successor, as a legacy from imperial times, and that China practices a policy of freedom of religious belief.

A selection ritual, in which the names of possible reincarnations are drawn from a golden urn, dates to 1793, during the Qing dynasty.

"The child reincarnation of a major Living Buddha such as the Dalai Lama and the Panchen Lama needs to be identified through lot-drawing from a golden urn and approval by the central government," Mao said at a regular news conference.

Mao.

Can I use my credit card points towards reincarnation?

Give Trump five million dollars and he'll make you the Dalai Lama.

Reincarnation? That's ridiculous... once you're dead, you're dead 
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One of my favorite SNL fake commercials was for Reincarnation: Evaporated Milk from Dead Cows.

>>>Mao.

 the necessary antidote for Mao is a Mao Inhibitor.

I'm not qualified for that position.