Move over Sea Boar

Radioactive pigs are wandering Central Europe, 30 years after the Chernobyl nuclear disaster

http://www.theverge.com/2017/2/24/14733094/radioactive-pigs-boars-czech-...

Don't pretend Sea Boar wasn't also radioactive

godzirrawwwww !!!!!!!!

cans oinkz?

I welcome our radioactive pig overlords.

Self-cooking bacon?

Blessed are the boars, for they shall inherit the earth

Fred Small – Hot Frogs On The Loose

 

By the light of the Tennessee moon
From the bilious bubbles of a black lagoon
They make a hound dog howl a swat team swoon
Hot frogs on the loose
They've multiplied since '53
Slurping nuclear debris
Amphibious fabulous fancy free
Hot frogs on the loose
chorus:
Hippity hoppity here they come
Radioactive lookin' for fun
If you kiss 'em look out for the tongue
Hot frogs on the loose
They got little skinny legs and big bug eyes
Fraternizing's not advised
They like you like they like flies
Hot frogs on the loose
They got a chicken nugget body and a whopper leap
In your bedroom while you sleep
They'll make your Geiger counter beep
Hot frogs on the loose
chorus
You can put the pedal to the metal till the rubber squeals
Squish 'em with your tires you got hot wheels
How you know how it feels to be a
Hot frog on the loose
Please do not keep them as pets
Sauteing them may bring regrets
Make a citizen's arrest of a
Hot frog on the loose
Frogs for peace frogs for defense
Don't be nervous don't be tense
We've got a sure-fire three-foot fence
To keep the hot frogs from gettin loose
chorus

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Natural predators would fix that.

 

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Radioactive alligators would be even worse, though.

except that most folks are more prone to eat pig than alligator

Tastes like radioactive chicken.

>>>>>except that most folks are more prone to eat pig than alligator

 

Sure but the Wild Boar to Alligator ratio is probably pretty even.

(I miss Buncombe)

All systems go, sun hasn't died
Deep in my bones, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my hoofs
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Snort, Snot – I'm radioactive, radioactive
Snort, Snot – I'm radioactive, radioactive

Sea Boar would rip that things head off and fuku-shimo down its neck

That is sea bore in the mouth of the gator. I heard it's a true story.

No definitive source though.

After further research I have discovered that is a Sea of The Gulf of Mexico Boar.

That brackish water and all that.

Will We get a Buncombe sighting?

 

Sea Boar

PZone.

 

Mmmmmmm, Bacon, Pork Chops, Ham, AND Spare Ribs . . .

Or, from the Comments:

"Who knew Godzilla would return in porcine form?!"

That's the draw.

Been texting with buncombe during unc game, I told him about this thread and that he is missed.

 

He said fuck the original poster of this thread, probably that IRA sympathizer Brick.

He still got it

(((Bun!)))

&

(((((RadioActive Swine))))))

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-58747464
Pop superstar Shakira says she was the victim of a random attack by a pair of wild boars while walking in a park in Barcelona 

Thought thread was about Shakira attack.

I'm goin with Spamzilla 

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respect