How long before the trolls arrive

I assume Fo6, Gravy, and Six will be here when they figure out how to login here.

Old people and technology.  Am I right?

I am not a troll, but I have arrived.  

3 days 

Nice to see you Hoover.  How have you been?  

I have a lifetime of crap to spew but first sign of craziness......ill lurk

^ (itsfunnyitsweird)troll just showed up

I'm right here, but I'm more of an ogre.

Seadoggie I will be nice to you now that we are on a new site.  Can you play nice?  

Don't passively aggressively challenge, just be nice. It's pretty easy

I'm already using the ignore feature, Voodoo. It's slick, very user friendly and it really helps to keep you posting in a civil, respectful and kind way.

Voodoo how is what you posted any more, or less passively aggressive than what I posted?  

Hey, Tulsa. I've been appointed your personal moderator, so watch your step, mister...

where is the ignore feature?

The ignore feature is on the list of important details. We are not ignoring ignoring.

You don't want that job, m i k e e. 

Ignore feature? The new zone is so hip.

modern security features

 People can't just ignore things? They now need a button to actually hide things so they don't get all melty.

What's this world coming to?

Mike Edwards I have a feeling you would be like PJ, and simply goad me into getting into trouble.  I think the Moderator on duty should be posted somewhere on the site.  That way we will know what we can and can not get away with.  

Mike Edwards I have a feeling you would be like PJ, and simply goad me into getting into trouble.  I think the Moderator on duty should be posted somewhere on the site.  That way we will know what we can and can not get away with.  

You just earned your first double-post demerit, Tulsa. That's one strike...

personally, using the ignore feature would be like reading a newspaper article with a few paragraphs removed. 

 pass

There is no ignore feature besides the one in my mind. Don't believe everything you read.

You guys let seadouche come here? Really?

Not trolling. Serious.

>>>>Voodoo how is what you posted any more, or less passively aggressive than what I posted?  

Upon understanding that, you will have reach a state of knowing which will make our collective experience here ever more entertaining & enlightened.

Shit, I'd never think of ignoring anybody in a way that means I would never be able to see what they said in a thread.

Reality is us all.

Only people with really weak minds can't handle reality.

Can't we all just get along

Ignore feature would rock! 

Hey Tulsa.  Glad to see you here.  From what I understand, the moderators will be "revealed" at some point.

Keep it classy.

hi zoners, massive troll here.... waiting to pounce and haz can all over the meow.....

I think it depends on how long Dogman can keep himself preoccupied.  He'll get sick of Facebook soon.

Saint Stephen.....

Good to see you also Siobud!

I'm here to troll the crap out of Hoover.

J/K, Higgins, I got stuff to do.

We need a "Low T" folder, for older men and the women who dig them. All the ass-sniffers and dick swingers can stick to the high T playground.

*toke*

Someone is going to need much better bait, but even then...that's probably not enough.

9 September 1979 -- Founding of the Troll Empire in Berkeley, California (By Three Very Definite Bridge Trolls). “The Troll Tape” recorded. Troll Hall atop Troll Hill identified.

Yep, they have always been here, but not with the duration and intensity that we've seen in recent years. They used to be in and out, then a new batch would arrive. 

Actually that is false. When I joined in 2002 there were very few trolls. 

A handful showed up around 2004 and appeared to be in the dozens.

In reality it was just Nick and a few others with multiple accounts.

"Nice try though."

*toke*

ignore is really gonna be a thing?

i so never knew what trolling was until here, altho, then again, this is almost all i have ever known of the innerwebs

like Hall's hilarious post, i had no idea, am a sensitive rainbow cunt of a pisces, and was clueless as to what it was or how to deal with it. 

took it all personally and shit. oy. what did i know?

after a decade plus i finally got it, lol, it just always seemed bizarro to naive me that anyone would wanna be a fake persona or fuck with a stranger online.

i have learned, sometimes the hard way!

that it is just exactly perfect to be me and feel satisfied with that (:

carry on!

>>>>>>>Actually that is false. When I joined in 2002 there were very few trolls. 

If there were very very few, then there were still some, and the statement is not false.

I hope they figure out how to incorporate social features into this format.

Features like private messaging, friends and ignore would be very useful.

Until then we will have to pull up our big boy parties and ignore instigators on our own merit.

*toke*

*ekot*

Don't we all come from the factory with a built-in ignore function?

I don't really recall any trolls pre-'05 or so.

Smells like ham in here.

I agree with stinky.

*toke*

Hey Jill!

((( Troll Hall atop Troll Hill )))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EThZ1v-yXU    

https://www.vivalazone.org/other-stuff/thephilzonenet

Sorry I posted this on the wrong thread.  I don't know why, but every time I hit the Viva icon, on my laptop, this thread pops up first.  Not trying to 

stir any shit.  

I don't believe you Chris

Sorry Joe, but I speak the truth.  Normally I click on Other Stuff, and view the threads.  I was posting a link, so I posted it without looking at the thread it was on.  Sorry!

There was Kona in 2001

How long before the trolls arrive?

hopefully soon, this place needs some livening up.

((((hall's troll hill))))

I'm thinking it's a way better view than under the bridge!!

trip trap trip trap 

There is at least one zoner who has me blocked on facebook.

Equinoxmagick - be the magick! There are lots of topics of interest to folks that don't need trolls to make them come alive.

You are correct Judit.  Lot's of topics.  Sex in the morning being one of them.  

Actually...

Sorry Judit.  Simply trying to liven things up around here.  I forgot most Zoners can't make love anymore, without breaking a hip.  :)

Was that thread really pulled?

C'mon. It's really sad if that was deemed too offensive. People may not like it, but it was harmless.

Fucking Puritanical BS.

No need for Trolls. This place already has Hoover

That guy's the worst.

Que the "fuck censorship" stickers from the 90's.

Kinda shocked Hoover has been behaving

I'm posting the same as I always have.  After a year of being banned from PZ I think a few Zoners spun a false narrative of how I posted.

Lol.

Please Hoover no ass pics, thanks

CT

 Equinoxmagick on Sunday, December 18, 2016 – 05:01 pm 

Que the "fuck censorship" stickers from the 90's.<< Is this a Trump thing?

Don't get all zippy on me now:)

You were a lot nastier over there Hoover. People realized it, you did too. 

Mellow is great, it's nice to not have you saying something nasty to folks on every thread

thank you, keep up the good work son

Joe, I was nasty to people that were also nasty to me.

I've never just randomly been a dick to someone for no reason.

Ive never said a bad word about Schwadude but he takes swipes at me.  Who's the real troll?

The past is just that, the past. 

Keep up the good work. There is zero reason for any of that nonsense and even if somebody comes at you first. That actually does not give you the right to throw around some of the things you have

keep the high road, it looks nice on you

Bullshit, Tammy. Be real. You troll just for something to do.

>>>>I forgot most Zoners can't make love anymore, without breaking a hip.  :)

Post of the thread. I snickered for a good thirty seconds.

>>>>>Bullshit, Tammy. Be real. You troll just for something to do.

Nope.  I only trolled people who I didn't like and I trolled them for stupid shit they did or posted.  No surprise you can include yourself in that group Zip.

Any follow up on the report you filed against me? Also,  I thought you were done interacting with me?

>>>>I've never just randomly been a dick to someone for no reason.

>>>>I only trolled people who I didn't like and I trolled them for stupid shit they did or posted.

Contradiction much?

Where's the contradiction Zip?  

Hoover do you think you could possibly ignore the Zoners you find to be stupid, or pathetic?  No reason to hate on people all the time, and belittle 

them.  Simply ignore them, and post with the Zoners you enjoy posting with.  For example:  today your first post was to me, and it was very rude.

Was that really needed?  

You are using the word trolled, like you have stopped trolling, but you aren't.  You are trolling currently in three different threads.  Please just stop it.

My first post today wasn't to you.

I'm sorry if you feel explaining what people don't like about you here (as least as it reads to me) was rude.  You just don't seem to understand as evidenced by you questioning Troubadour about his issue with you.  I was just trying to explain it to you.  As usual though it seems to be for naught or you just don't understand. 

No I don't understand why you feel the need to be rude to other Zoners all the time.  I have never understood why you do it.  Does it make you feel

superior?  

Simply read the second post of this thread.  Was it really necessary for you to be rude to two Zoners right off the bat?  We all know those aren't jokes.

^that was rude? 

shit. 

Pyramid this is Viva, not the Zone.  Those type of comments will not be allowed here.  Well possibly for you, but not for me.  Rainbows and Unicorns, 

or STheckU.  

Speaking of stupid shit....

There s a big difference between trolling and pointing out stupid shit....

But....one persons shit is anothers gold....so, its a fine line....that shit-gold line

(ALL THE ABOVE, in this post, IS STUPID SHIT AND BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ORGANIZATION FOR A TROLL FREE DENMARK)

Three Zoners, to be exact. 

haha stHECKu

Sorry if I forgot about you in my post Gravy, but currently you are causing big problems with the bromance Zippy and I have going.  

So then according to Hoover, it's ok to bash the Hell out of somebody as long as you thought thier post was stupid. 

I see

you are not a very secure man are you? 

Deadfast you hit the nail on the head.  

Ziptard is doing a great job not writing 

* Toke 

Joe, what number do you have? 

Are you asking me? 

I am not sure if I have a number. I have a phone number.

Which Joe are you from the old place? 

Slacker

 Knotesau on Monday, December 19, 2016 – 08:53 pm 

Which Jeff are you from the old place? 

>>>>So then according to Hoover, it's ok to bash the Hell out of somebody as long as you thought thier post was stupid. 

Kirley, I never said that.  But I don't think it's wrong to say you think something or someone is stupid if you think so.

Kirley eh? You are also not too smart are you? 

I am Joe, that's it. No labels. No old Joe from some other board. Just me, Joe

or am I?

I am a guy on a message board. That's all. or maybe I am a gal on a message board. I am just a person on a message board. If you can't handle that, then maybe get off the message board.

have a great day.

Joe is already having a melty. 

"Joe" what's your choice of meat ?

>>>>>I am a guy on a message board. That's all. or maybe I am a gal on a message board. I am just a person on a message board. If you can't handle that, then maybe get off the message board.

lol

I'm going to keep assuming you're Jeff Kirley.  This is actually much bigger than just a message board.  I've traveled all over the country to see shows, play music, and celebrate life with hundreds of Zoners in real life.  I'm sorry it's just a message board to you.  

You have too many tells.  We'll always know it's you.  That being said I hope you're well.

And if you can't handle that, well no surprise.  You seem to have coping issues.

You are ignorant my man. If you think I am hog boy, think again. 

This is just a message board, it's just you have no life and think it is more than that. It's not, sorry to burst your bubble. I too have been all over the country and have met zoners. That would be the Grateful Dead responsible for that. Obviously something you know nothing about. Typical young shaver who never was on GD tour. You guys are funny. 

Anyhow, you can be as crude as you want. I could care less. If you like to be an ass, who am I to say different?

but don't think you are living in the spirit of the Grateful Dead, because you are way off par. Be a Zoner, cool.

i will be a Deadhead 

Right on Kirley.  I'm glad you're able to participate now.

Careful Timmy, you never asked "Joe" what his stance is on violence towards women...

Hoovs you are correct that the lingo is familiar...

Is it true about the restraining orders?

Asking for a friend.

When the admin of the forum is a troll the trolls are already here. If you enable trolls you are a troll.

Quite stalking the admins, Zippy.

If you want to be banned so badly, just log off.

You've been threatening to walk into town for days now, among other baseless threats.

Speaking of trolls.

 If you enable trolls you are a troll.>>>>>>

I agree with this.  The problem for me is the pecking order.  Goes back to the cool kids table.  We don't want that again.  All of the Kool Kids evenutally disappeared form the Zone.  I think

this will happen again.  

>>>>>>I agree with this.  The problem for me is the pecking order.  Goes back to the cool kids table.  We don't want that again.  All of the Kool Kids evenutally disappeared form the Zone.  I think

Back when the Kool Kids drove the Kool Kids away.

lol

Greetings, good to see everyone back.  

Welcome !

Nice work Timmy, you're on a roll..

Timmy the Exhumer.

You think a thread is dead and buried, when...

...IT'S BAAACK!!!