117th U.S. Open

Does it still think girls are "icky"?

Are you talking about The Masters? Because the women play in the US open: http://www.2017uswomensopen.com/

Apparently, I was.

But...they still have cooties, right??

Making it wider.

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Nice shot Slacker

A wide open?

DL3 will caddie for DL4.

Phil is waiting until the weather report tomorrow morning before 

withdrawing from the tournament. 

Tiger Woods still wouldn't have made the cut this weekend even with these huge ass fairways. Good thing he's done for a bit.

Dude is a mess.

I personally like where his life has gone (careerwise) since he was exposed many years back. Piece of shit!

 

 

 

What did he do? 

Back nine giving up some birdies. 

Who ya like this wknd, slack?

 

And when is Ricky gonna win a major?

Blimp falling from the sky!

..........and there in the bushes off of the fairway was Tiger Woods and Greg Norman in a homosexual 69 position...........

Tiger sure does like em tall and blond

 

T, are u ok?...lol

Years ago we used to do a lot of taped prank phone calls and that was the clincher to a very funny one to the golf channel back in the day.....I believe the hosts response was "we got a live one here"

Before they had delays and beeps

>>>Who ya like this wknd, slack?

I like what Brian Harman did from the right side of the ball. 

my tax money goes to golf courses....

Fun looking little course. Looks like Recreation in Long Beach. 

I wonder if it's a Billy Bell. 

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you weren't kidding.......like a sack of burning potatoes

Wow.  Must've been some drive.  I think a pee test is in order.

Record number of players under par yesterday.

I Can't Believe They PIPE In Bird Chirp Sounds  ( Recorded ! )

Another good round by Harman so far. 

Who's playing this weekend? 

Patrick Reed is playing well and moving up. 

Nice lil run by Reed for sure

Spieth has lost his putter...wow...Stricker to -2, local hero etc...

 

Itll be fun to see Rory, Bubba, Jason Day, and Spieth in Hartford (Cromwell, Ct) next week....best field theyve had in many years at Travelers Championship

Pretty crowded at the top.

^you can say that again...set up for a great Sunday...too bad Sergio imploded....

 

17 players from five to eight under...

Announcers were whining that the top 3 weren't in the mix but Justin Thomas will probably be #1 on Tuesday. 

FUCK your Pink Pants Thomas !

-9 in a US Open round?

#Notmyfather'sUSOpen

Yeah, the course was to easy and all the shots funneled into the holes. 

Justin Thomas probably sucks most of the time. He's no DJ. 

1992 Pebble Beach was the last par 72. 

Joe Buck = What a Dork !

 I like Justin Thomas. I'm cool with him winning.

Lot of wind today...

 

Captain Obvious: winner must stay in fairways....

 

Oh, how many times we gonna hear Buck say feskew today?

 

Over/under is 54

Kinda Pulling for  Fleetwood sunday Golf !

Good start for Koepka. 

FLEETWOOD !

Fleetwood got work cut out for him after that drive...i like Fowlers start...but watch out for koepka

Harman is doing well after hook drives on the first two tees. 

Love the Bobby Jones quote

 

"nobody ever wins a U.S. Open, everyone else just loses it."

 

Hoffman and Thomas two that have lost already today early in their rounds...and as i write this Koepka rolls in another long putt!

 

But, i still like Fowler , and his front 9

What ! 2 Killer Shots just Now !

How funny was it when it Joe Buck thought koepka s girlfriend was his "last" girlfriend (a pro soccer player) and not his current girlfriend...and how quickly Brad Faxon corrected him....the gibberish that followed, all on air, was hysterical...