Appointed Chris Christie to chair the Opioid and Drug Abuse Commission and head life guard at Island Beach State Park on the 4th of July when it was closed. The program was a great success that day. No one drowned or over dosed,and the governor is thinking about doing it again next year.
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3. Dismantling the State
3. Dismantling the State Department
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4. tweeting
4. tweeting
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5. Definitely not the "same
5. Definitely not the "same old shit" in the White House
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5. Eating cake
6. Eating cake
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Don't forget his nurturing a
Don't forget his nurturing a division of the unity the nation was developing.
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He also is probably
He also is probably responsible for Phish playing 13 nights in his hometown. You know they are part of the resistance.
It's not just about the donuts...
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Hey Pootie, Help a brother
Hey Pootie, Help a brother out? I gots nuthin' left...
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F'N LOSER
F'N LOSER
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Gorsuch
Gorsuch
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Closing local airports in New
Closing local airports in New Jersey when he's relaxing play golf.
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"A Better Deal"?
"A Better Deal"?
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Letting North Korea test fire
Letting North Korea test fire missiles on the 4th of July
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He's not the president of
He's not the president of north korea
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Lowering the unemployment
Lowering the unemployment rate for comedians. Creating new comedy shows.
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Keeping women's legs crossed
Keeping women's legs crossed on Fox News so Nothing is grabbed!!!
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Created many jobs for
Created many jobs for criminal defense attorneys.
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Giving a political speech at
Giving a political speech at the boy scouts jamboree
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Shutting down all boating on
Shutting down all boating on the Potomac while he plays golf at haines point. Most likely driving all over the greens with his golf cart also.
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Gives hope to douchebags.
Gives hope to douchebags.
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Making Medical Marihuana
Making Medical Marihuana Patients Paranoid.
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Added "bigly" to the lexicon
Added "bigly" to the lexicon.
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Waking up John McCain!!!
Waking up John McCain!!!
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Furthered his brand.
Furthered his brand.
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Making Sahara Palin almost
Making Sahara
Palin almost look intelligent.
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Emboldened racists everywhere
Emboldened racists everywhere
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Brought America down to its
Brought America down to its lowest common denominator.
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Appointed Chris Christie to
Appointed Chris Christie to chair the Opioid and Drug Abuse Commission and head life guard at Island Beach State Park on the 4th of July when it was closed. The program was a great success that day. No one drowned or over dosed,and the governor is thinking about doing it again next year.
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Whole lotta covfefe.
Whole lotta covfefe.
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Make mine decov.
Make mine decov.
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Rinsed his penis (fare thee
Rinsed his penis (fare thee well Reince Priebus).
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Yeah, winning just isn't what
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Hahaha Chuck!
Hahaha Chuck!