Well gang, the time has come. It has been an honor serving as your 2015 ZOTY. Representing the very best this community has to offer has been a truly humbling experience, and one I will always cherish.
There are many worthy candidates this year. We had strong thread contributions from Chance and Buncombe. Jim Reardon established himself as the Zone's most prescient prognosticator with his unparalleled work during the NBA Finals. A couple of Zoners made strong cases for Lifetime Achievement ZOTY.
It might seem too obvious; but I believe a rare group ZOTY should be awarded to Lava, Judit, and Davey for their work in building the community a new home here.
Never in the history of the prestigious ZOTY award has a group been nominated and won.
Please cast your vote for the 2016 ZOTY. Votes will be tallied over the next week, and the 2016 ZOTY will be announced next Friday at 2 pm MDT.
Good luck everyone!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: popi feeldz
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 12:32 pm
i concur
i concur
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: treat island judit
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 12:33 pm
Thank you, Mark, but the year
Thank you, Mark (and popi), but the year's not over yet!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ... Voodoo Chile
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 12:38 pm
^^^^. admin's sock?
^^^ admin's sock?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Cosmic Okie
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 12:55 pm
There is no completion here.
There is no completion here.
Judit
Lava
Davey
Hands down ZOTY's.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Zzzzzz Zang
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 12:56 pm
Buncombe gets comeback award.
Buncombe gets comeback award....but only if he shows face here
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bluelight Odysseus
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 01:01 pm
I concur too
I concur too
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: RIK ELWOOD1
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 01:03 pm
I vote yes.
I vote yes.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 01:10 pm
Ladder climbers ~sigh~
Ladder climbers ~sigh~
Oh well back to putting the lights up, Got a ten foot ladder to climb.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: The Sound of Steam and Caffeine Zooey
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 01:13 pm
It's not even a contest.
It's not even a contest.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: |-|/-\|_|_ Googlymoogly
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 04:12 pm
((((Vivala Trio))))
((((Vivala Trio))))
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ogkb pyramidheat
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 04:44 pm
JUDIT LAVA HEYDAVEY
JUDIT
LAVA
HEYDAVEY
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: westernwind westernwind
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 05:11 pm
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lazyriverbob Lazyriverbob
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 05:22 pm
Oh yes
Oh yes
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ... Voodoo Chile
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 05:26 pm
They'll win the popular vote
The 3 Zoners Of The Apocalypse
They'll win the popular vote for sure.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: MeditateontheQ LLOLLO
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 05:35 pm
Heartily Agree! Who makes
Heartily Agree! Who makes the medals and / or certificates?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Semolina Pilchard mikeedwardsetc
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 05:41 pm
> Who makes the medals and /
> Who makes the medals and / or certificates?
A better question to ask is Of whom are the medals and / or certificates made? Here at Vivalazone, we take the previous year's ZOTY, melt him or her down, and then cast the molten remains into the new year's ZOTY medals and / or certificates...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Peglet Areukind
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 05:49 pm
What does one have to do at
What does one have to do at this late juncture to be in the running? You know, for a "friend". :)
And yeah, the VLZ masterminds are without a doubt in the upper upper upper echelon of contenders.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: tracy usblues
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 05:51 pm
oh thank fuck, Peg made it to
oh thank fuck, Peg made it to the party!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: christulsatime tulsatime
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 05:53 pm
this will be the medal, and
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Semolina Pilchard mikeedwardsetc
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 05:55 pm
Now, that's what I call a
Now, that's what I call a benevolent dick tater...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Peglet Areukind
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 06:14 pm
Some fancy stuff here.
Some fancy stuff here.
It's a Christmas miracle Tracy!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Barrel Aged jamjuice
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 06:57 pm
To the Zoner Cloners!!
To the Zoner Cloners!!
(I kinda stole that from GFish)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 07:18 pm
>>>we take the previous year
>>>we take the previous year's ZOTY, melt him or her down, and then cast the molten remains into the new year's ZOTY medals and / or certificates
ZOTYs are unmeltable, MikeE.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Highnote Stringtwang
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 08:06 pm
Three thumbs up for the Three
Three thumbs up for the Three Amigos!
Vote early, vote often.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: bweir I like cheese jklowan
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 09:25 pm
>>To the Zoner Cloners!!
>>To the Zoner Cloners!!
>> (I kinda stole that from GFish)
Brilliant and I concur!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: bweir I like cheese jklowan
on Thursday, December 1, 2016 – 09:29 pm
....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Semolina Pilchard mikeedwardsetc
on Friday, December 2, 2016 – 09:39 am
> ZOTYs are unmeltable, MikeE
> ZOTYs are unmeltable, MikeE.
That's what they all say, Mark. Stay moist while you still can, amigo...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 2, 2016 – 10:32 am
Anyway. Early in the process
Anyway. Early in the process here, but this is shaping up to be a landslide victory.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lasher Von Zekenstein zeke17
on Friday, December 2, 2016 – 11:38 am
If it's not Judit, then the
If it's not Judit, then the election is RIGGED!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: christulsatime tulsatime
on Friday, December 2, 2016 – 11:41 am
Mark tell me again who is
Mark tell me again who is addicted to the ZOTY muse? That shit really went to your head. I guess you didn't win many trophy's as a child.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Zzzzzz Zang
on Friday, December 2, 2016 – 11:48 am
>>>this is shaping up to be a
>>>this is shaping up to be a landslide victory.
I've heard that before....
>>>then the election is RIGGED!
heard that too.
Who is the boisterous dark horse?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Floating Flasher jlp
on Friday, December 2, 2016 – 12:58 pm
(((((1st ZOTY 3SOME)))))
(((((1st ZOTY 3SOME)))))
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ripple enhanceress
on Friday, December 2, 2016 – 09:47 pm
LAVA, JUDIT, hEYdAVEY 2016
LAVA, JUDIT, HEYdAVEY 2016 ZOTY TRIFECTA <3
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Saturday, December 3, 2016 – 03:30 am
A few strong contenders this
A few strong contenders this year, but after thinking about it, I feel Lava is the true 2016 champion
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Saturday, December 3, 2016 – 03:04 pm
Turning into a real bloodbath
Turning into a real bloodbath in here.
Still six days of voting left; but barring a miracle dark horse candidate with the charisma of a young Bill Clinton playing Dark Star on a saxophone, this thing is all but over.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Saturday, December 3, 2016 – 03:24 pm
It really should be based
It really should be based solely on quantity of posts. Bill playing Dark Star is quality, but hat shit is superfluous. Post count or nothing!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bob Jamspace
on Sunday, December 4, 2016 – 03:41 pm
Judit or the triumvirate.
Judit or the triumvirate.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Semolina Pilchard mikeedwardsetc
on Sunday, December 4, 2016 – 03:55 pm
> It really should be based
> It really should be based solely on quantity of posts.
It sounds like you're missing your little nipper pal, Brian...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Sunday, December 4, 2016 – 04:28 pm
I know not of whom you speak.
I know not of whom you speak. Out of sight, out of mind, Praise Allah!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Dancing Dew Jessica
on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 – 03:18 pm
Judit.
Judit.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible? Number 6
on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 – 03:36 pm
Out of sight, out of mind
In this case - more like out of site...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: |-|/-\|_|_ Googlymoogly
on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 – 03:44 pm
: 0 < = = = 8
Hey Jess!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: August West Wharf Rat 71
on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 – 04:22 pm
Judit & Co.
Judit & Co.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: August West Wharf Rat 71
on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 – 04:22 pm
Judit & Co.
Judit & Co.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jerryfreak mona72
on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 – 04:37 pm
Robin. How all bullshit she
Robin. For all the bullshit she had to deal with from that psycho Kirley
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Probable Cosby dickyb
on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 – 04:39 pm
menage a zoner-judit,
menage a zoner-judit, heydavey, lava
"the triumverate"
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Wednesday, December 7, 2016 – 11:16 pm
Folks, there's only one day
Folks, there's only one day of voting left until we announce the 2016 ZOTY.
Let your voices be heard.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Johnny D skudebro
on Wednesday, December 7, 2016 – 11:34 pm
In alphabetical order:
In alphabetical order:
HeyDavey
Judit
Lava
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha Slickrock
on Wednesday, December 7, 2016 – 11:51 pm
The three workhorses who
The three workhorses who created this site, and Taper Rob for honorable mention.
But really, who gives a shit? It's meaningless.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 12:30 am
Obviously somebody is a
Obviously somebody is a little tender over never having been nominated for ZOTY.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ausonius Thom2
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 02:44 pm
Judi, Lava, and Davey for
Judi, Lava, and Davey for making the Zone GREAT again!
It's YUGE!!!!!!!!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Love is Real.... Canyon_Critter
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 03:01 pm
Not to piss on the zoey that
Not to piss on the zoey that is truly deserved by those three for putting up so much effort and this site.....but!!!!
what about Taperrob?????
Had to throw that in there!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: hooper Hooper
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 03:11 pm
Well, if it's not going to be
Well, if it's not going to be me, then I guess I'll vote for those 3!
Well done
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lance minimum goad Newberry heathentom
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 06:20 pm
I'd vote for Bret H. for
I'd vote for Bret H. for carrying the load for so long and putting up with all the foolish emails and general whining he must have endured, giving the zone the time & energy to flow over here.
Or maybe a Lifetime Achievement award for him.
Buncombe was strong in 2016, but that seaboar deal did get tedious.
But then maybe that's why he SHOULD be ZOTY.
Reardon? Please. White noise.
Buffoonery has it's place on the zone, but it shouldn't earn such a prestigious award.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 06:29 pm
They all have my vote.
They all have my vote.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 06:30 pm
I'd throw Sideshow Bob in
I'd throw Sideshow Bob in there. Guy was on fire towards the zones end.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 07:05 pm
Zoners of the year: the
Zoners of the year: the community. Philzone, Viva la Zone, it's all of us.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: PastTheAllnightTraumaStand Scottocs
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 08:11 pm
Hello again all!
Hello again all!
I'll also throw my vote in for
Judit
Lava
Davey
Are you the Davey I hung out with in Vegas?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: The Sound of Steam and Caffeine Zooey
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 08:13 pm
Yes, Scott.
Yes, Scott.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha Slickrock
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 10:08 pm
Critter, if you look three
Critter, if you look three posts up from yours, Taper Rob is mentioned. And the Bret idea from Lance is very worthy also.
And Mark, you couldn't be more wrong. I'd be embarrassed to be ZOTY, but obviously you're quite proud.
That's cool. Different strokes. Very glad you enjoyed your year of "fame" and that it meant so much to you.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 10:38 pm
I just don't think you have
I just don't think you have what it takes to be ZOTY, Slickrock.
Sorry.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Johnny D skudebro
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 11:02 pm
Slickrock's good in my book.
Slickrock's good in my book.
Thanks for hooking me up with SUWA.
Mark, I hope that parenting is treating you well...."The toughest job..."
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 11:06 pm
Slickrock's a good choice for
Slickrock's a good choice for me, too, as are many.
And Bret deserves so many awards!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: christulsatime tulsatime
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 11:55 pm
For the Viva ZOTY the trio
For the Viva ZOTY the trio wins hands down. For the Zone I would think Bret, and Mikew are close to a tie.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Thursday, December 8, 2016 – 11:56 pm
Doing well, Johnny, thanks.
Doing well, Johnny, thanks. She's 9 months and getting really excited about food, which is cute as all get out.
Judit, I hate to be a stickler for the rules, but ZOTY voting is strictly limited to one vote per Zoner. You're kind of all over the place here. Pick a horse.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:01 am
Oh, well, you do know the
Oh, well, you do know the rules. That's too difficult for me right now, Mark. I can't choose one, so I'll vote for the community.
I just exploded a spaghetti squash in the microwave. I heard it as half of it flew out of the microwave and went to the floor leaving strands and seeds along the way. The remaining parts are clinging very tightly to the walls and floor of the machine. I'm not looking forward to this cleanup.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: christulsatime tulsatime
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:06 am
Sorry Judit, I hate it when
Sorry Judit, I hate it when that happens. Last night I was mopping the Kitchen floor, and nocked over a bottle of bleace. A real pain in the ass, and then my hands smelled like bleach all night. Sometimes life is not easy.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:07 am
It's these common things...
It's these common things... uncommonly done.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: hooper Hooper
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:09 am
Haha J
Haha J
My wife loves spaghetti squash and would love that story. And yes the cleanup sounds horrible.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha Slickrock
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:09 am
>>>> I just don't think you
>>>> I just don't think you have what it takes to be ZOTY, Slickrock.
You have no idea how happy I am to hear that, even if your opinion means nothing to me. If in your mindset you think you're dissing me, please think again. It's a compliment in my book.
Taper Rob, Bret and the three Viva founders have performed wonderous acts on behalf of a community.
But for just a "poster" to earn that title, it means you pissed away a hell of a lot of time on a internet chat site where you could've been doing something useful for people.
If you want to take pride in that, so be it. I'm very glad you're happy with the distinction as ZOTY and glad you enjoyed your "reign".
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha Slickrock
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:16 am
Thanks Skudebro. Always happy
Thanks Skudebro. Always happy to turn people on to groups protecting our public lands. You and your boy saw it and felt it, so you know why.
Lots of battles coming up. 66% of Utah is controlled by the federal gov'mt. Scary.
Went to the SUWA winter party last night. A GREAT time.
Waiting on a new national monument for southern Utah within the next two weeks. Maybe as early as tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:31 am
>>>>But for just a "poster"
>>>>But for just a "poster" to earn that title, it means you pissed away a hell of a lot of time on a internet chat site where you could've been doing something useful for people
Something useful like hosting a drug band message board? Something like that?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Johnny D skudebro
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:35 am
(((Fingers crossed)))
(((Fingers crossed)))
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha Slickrock
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:45 am
>>>Something useful like
>>>Something useful like hosting a drug band message board? Something like that?
If that's what it is, why would you be proud of or want to be ZOTY? Odd.
Some think it's a community of people who would like to be kind and share. I believe Bret's vision became much more than what you described.
Sorry if you didn't feel the magic that was there on occasion.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Hitchhiker awaiting "true call" Knotesau
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:52 am
.....
...
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:58 am
(((The Magic^)))
(((The Magic^)))
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Patrick H. phil_er_up
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 07:59 am
Let see: Bret and schnee and
Let see: Bret and schnee and company ran the board for 15+ years. Maybe the award or another award should go to them. PZ award of the decade or life of zone. I understand the vote for Judit, dave and Lava though that is the new zone. It is really what bret and schnee and company did that enables the 2 new PZ to be created. Don't want to forget the founders!
My 2 cents...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 12:28 pm
Only a few hours left until
Only a few hours left until the crowning of the 2016 ZOTY is upon us.
I have received word for our exit polling team that Slickrock's single ZOTY vote has him fatally behind in the early projections. Not looking good.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Strangha Slickrock
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 04:52 pm
Obviously, not much interest
Obviously, not much interest in this "competition" you've mistakenly thought is so important, Mark.
I guess even you've lost interest also since you're 45 minutes late with the big announcement.
Hey, will there be an award for "Zoner Fail of the Year"? I might have a nomination for you.
Have a great day and weekend everyone. And congratulations to the winner(s).
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 07:27 pm
Voter apathy isn't my problem
Voter apathy isn't my problem, Slickrock. I'm only here to tally the votes and pass the torch.
Unfortunately, there's been a delay due to some irregularities with the voting in Utah. Apparently some douchebag wearing a Patagonia fleece has been threatening people at the polls.
We're going to delay the announcement until 2 pm MDT next Friday, December 16th. The integrity of ZOTY will not be compromised.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 07:32 pm
Unfortunately, there's been a
Fleece vest
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 08:56 pm
Thanks for the update on the
Thanks for the update on the Patagonia fleece, Hoover.
I've just received a report from our field team in Utah that the individual in question may also be wearing cargo shorts and strumming an acoustic guitar.
Obviously this person is a major tool.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic (Bluestnote)
on Friday, December 9, 2016 – 08:58 pm
Psst. Patrick. It's not
Psst. Patrick. It's not real.
Good point, tho'.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: makaha lava
on Saturday, December 10, 2016 – 04:16 am
test
test
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic (Bluestnote)
on Saturday, December 10, 2016 – 04:52 am
case
case
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Saturday, December 10, 2016 – 08:26 am
I nominate Mark to get the
I nominate Mark to get the award in perpetuity.
he should also get the Lifetime Achievement Award every year. Why waste time with all these formalities?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 05:39 pm
I just want to follow up on
I just want to follow up on the exploded spaghetti squash. It only took about 20 minutes to clean everything. Best news is the microwave still works.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: christulsatime tulsatime
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 05:49 pm
Good for you Judit.
Good for you Judit. Seriously. My bleach mess ruined a 100 dollar pair of jeans. The dog pissed on the floor the next day, and I had to mop again.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fish fish
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 05:49 pm
did you nuke it whole, judit?
did you nuke it whole, judit?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 05:51 pm
Yes, fish, but only because I
Yes, fish, but only because I couldn't get the knife to cut through it to split it. I didn't really think that it might explode but also thought that the slit cut by the knife would release the pressure buildup. Nope. So wrong.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 05:51 pm
I, guess I got that you
I'm guessing that you forgot to pierce it with a fork.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 05:52 pm
And sorry about your jeans,
And sorry about your jeans, Chris. I wish your dog would pee outside.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Captain Trips itsfunnyitsweird
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 05:52 pm
Never nuke an egg....bad
Never nuke an egg....bad things happen
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 05:53 pm
Brian, it was a very hard
Brian, it was a very hard shelled spaghetti squash. See above your post.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 05:56 pm
Got it...
Got it...
Pierce it with a knife or fork as much as you can, nuke for 8 minutes, then cut and seed it.
i love spaghetti squash.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 05:59 pm
It was very cool that 1/3 of
It was very cool that 1/3 of it flew out of the microwave and time stood still. I was able to collect the parts that stayed in the shells (3 pieces) and have been eating them over the last couple of days. I just heated a little with cheese on it - cozy on a very wet day.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: christulsatime tulsatime
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 06:03 pm
I damn sure wish the fucking
I damn sure wish the fucking dog would piss outside as well. Might end up like the cat my father threw down the stairs. Just kidding, but it is a pain in the ass. I know someone that would
take him, but my son wouldn't go for it. :( There are worse things in life than dealing with some dog shit, and piss.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 06:06 pm
The other day I picked up a
The other day I picked up a wee tiny one. It was perfect as a side for 2.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Sunday, December 11, 2016 – 06:12 pm
Those petite squash, so cute.
Those petite squash, so cute.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 02:13 pm
I'd just like to thank
I'd just like to thank everybody for their patience here. This has been an unusual year, and I know people are feeling pretty run down by the entire process.
Over the past several days, the ZOTY team has been investigating the situation in Utah, and we've made some determinations. Slickrock's single ZOTY vote has been stricken from the voting tally. I can't get into much detail, but we do have evidence of voter fraud, voter intimidation, and acoustic man balladry. Merrell footwear may also be involved.
We've also had some difficulty tallying the 727 votes Judit submitted for the entire VLZ community. I believe we're close to resolving that issue, and we are working to ensure that everyone gets a trophy. You're all special little snowbongs, and we appreciate you.
Given these issues, we're planning on a recount to be completed sometime this week. We'll continue to beat the living shit out of this dead horse, and keep you all updated as things progress. Thanks.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Hitchhiker awaiting "true call" Knotesau
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 02:28 pm
Do you own any hiking boots?
Do you own any hiking boots?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 02:41 pm
I sure do, Slacker.
I sure do, Slacker.
Asolo. Pro tip: I wear them them when I hike.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Semolina Pilchard mikeedwardsetc
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 02:49 pm
This is a really
This is a really underwhelming development...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 02:52 pm
Yeah the Merrell footwear, in
Yeah the Merrell footwear, in particular, barely got on the radar.
I understand Patchwork Quilt was strummed at one point though, which is concerning
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 02:55 pm
Hey ma, great news-
Hey ma, great news-
Guess who made zoner of the year?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 02:57 pm
Everybody!
Everybody!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: judit adminj
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 03:01 pm
St. Mark, that's great news;
St. Mark, that's great news; I guess the recount of my votes is cancelled?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 03:28 pm
Yes, we're very close to
Yes, we're very close to resolving that, Judit.
I appreciate the cooperation you & the Viva admin team have demonstrated throughout the process; as well as the spirit of transparency you've shown in allowing us access to the Viva user databases.
This may go down as the most controversial ZOTY ever, despite the overwhelming majority of votes being for you, Lava, and Davey.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 03:33 pm
It was a good year for SteveR
It was a good year for SteveR but his early retirement hurt his chances.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 03:38 pm
SteveR was an early dark
SteveR was an early dark horse, for sure.
Sadly, you can't win a race if you don't finish. I suppose that's weirdly appropriate for a Golden State Warriors fan, isn't it?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 03:38 pm
BK gets an honorable mention
BK gets an honorable mention for putting up with Dogman and his onslaught of virtual dicks.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 03:47 pm
Agreed. Withstanding a dick
Agreed. Withstanding a dick eating barrage of that magnitude took grit.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ............. Jambone
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 05:01 pm
(((True grit)))
(((True grit)))
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E O1>11
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 07:00 pm
>>>can't get into much detail
>>>can't get into much detail, but we do have evidence of voter fraud, voter intimidation, and acoustic man balladry. Merrell footwear may also be involved.
Sometimes I feel like we can't get anything done around here without it devolving into acoustic man balladry
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark The Lion
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 07:16 pm
That is so true, E.
That is so true, E.
Somebody picks up an acoustic guitar, and the whole place goes to shit.
I never knew you/but then who really did?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Johnny D skudebro
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 07:49 pm
Isn't there some sort of
Isn't there some sort of deadline in place for this thing???
I can't stand this ongoing flood of nonsensical tweets...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: christulsatime tulsatime
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 07:57 pm
I have always hated Patchwork
I have always hated Patchwork myself.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Highnote Stringtwang
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 08:19 pm
Зона была взломана.
Зона была взломана.
Zona byla vzlomana.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Highnote Stringtwang
on Monday, December 12, 2016 – 08:22 pm
Товарищ Трампа будет ZOTY
Товарищ Трампа будет ZOTY
Tovarishch Trampa budet ZOTY
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: August West Wharf Rat 71
on Tuesday, December 13, 2016 – 11:45 am
Hated Patchwork Chris?
Hated Patchwork Chris? Really? I may have heard it a couple hundred times at this point and maybe even prefer another selection. But I never thought of hating that song. Not a bad song at all.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Floating Flasher jlp
on Wednesday, December 14, 2016 – 01:08 am
i accept.
i accept.
*oh shit. I already voted 3sum