Another Sign that the Apocalypse is upon Us...

They would probably look OK on a skinny ecstasy dealer. Otherwise not so sure.

"The shoes will be available in “yellow bear,” “orange bear” and “green bear” colorways and include dancing bear insoles and a secret stash pocket in the interior of the tongue."

lol 

I'm a custie in some ways, but come on. Those are just ugly.

The Ben & Jerry's version are apparently hard to get at $2K.....Who buys/wears this crap? 

...oh, that's right - some ubercool "influencers" whom thought they saw The Grateful Dead at DeadCo......and/or, ughh, John Mayer? I could see him sporting every color/style. As a friend said it well, "Hey Now, Bobby still has to put his grandkids through college!"

They were originally intended to be "marching bears", but someone watched too much Captain Kangaroo!

Awful.

I'm reminded of the day Jerry left us.  I learned the news by phone from my long time touring buddy who observed:

"Now everyone will be a Deadhead."

They are hideous 

 

I got to get a pair, maybe two

>>>>>a secret stash pocket in the interior of the tongue

Not so secret anymore, though.

 

"Noted sneaker collector/Dead & Company guitarist John Mayer will presumably get his hands on a pair"

Uh, they're for the feet, Johnny.

 

>>>>>They are hideous

This. 

 

Wtf is a "colorway"?

...becoming a fuzzy festering foot borne petri dish of stale beer and urine once that DeadCo fan hits the typical stadium bathroom.

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matching flat brim's?

mayer effect. 

I never saw Jerry in a pair of those.

 

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Thanks for playin' folks!