The Bannings Continue

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I've received word that yet another zoner has been banned.

Can every zoner who hasn't been banned please check in, so we know you are safe? 

poor 6xy

I hope its not anyone cool

The bannings will continue until morale improves.

-T.  Hoover

there's always dotnet

On a message board with this few users, and such little activity/traffic,

its just an exercise in futility banning anyone.

First they came for the people who give acid to kids, and I said nothing......

is that how that goes? 

People still don't know how to stay alive and well on this site???  wink

thedodos.org

Fo6 was banned? 

I think there's about a dozen people who come here and post.  I'm down to stopping in a couple times a week.  I think it's a combination of my current personal energy AND this place.  My head is just not into GD music, nostalgia or whining right now.

Jay,

I'm kinda in the same situation as you.


Still, I LOVE checking in for the good stuff from time-to-time.

There fishing humans out of water with helicopters and you guys are talking about banning's on Medicare eligible message board. So who was it who got banned??

Props to the LA & Texas navy!

Was a Butthurt report filled out and submitted to the zone before the banning? Is there a Banning thread/newsletter that I'm not getting??

hoover was banned? 

lame. 

Oh, the lamenity! 

I hope Hoover got his Tarot reading and Lesh is Love sticker before getting banned. 

Drug Banned Message Bored strikes again 

drug banned...Kudos!

No way Hoover was banned. 

What would this place be without him?

 

Is this what Trump meant when he said...

#drainingtheswamp

>>>On a message board with this few users, and such little activity/traffic,

its just an exercise in futility banning anyone<<<

 

Agreed, CT.

Seems like the Viva end game is going to be three or four people posting about their favorite flavor of raw unicorn meat. 

I like the purple kind.

Purple, eh? That figures.

It's a metaphor, Six.

No one really eats unicorn meat of any flavor.

Indeed. Unicorns aren't real, Six. 

 

Unicorn-Meat.jpg

"Excellent source of sparkles."

Interesting how he was so positive about the justification on the fafa booting and then he gets himself banned the next day?

Just goes to show, ya never know.

 

Tread lightly people.

 Yes, I knew it was a  metaphor.  Relax  Take a deep breath.

 I did zero lobbying  for this outcme, btw.

Navigating VLZ's banning policy is like walking through a mine field designed by a monkey on LSD.

It follows no discernable logic.

banned or time-out?

Time out.

i quit. later brahs.

 Mark, buddy, at least I still have you.  Thank heavens for that. 

Don't leave, Turtle.

We have so little left to believe in here.

what did i miss?

 

did someone actually give a fuck?

 

i didnt see anything about this in the rumor folder....

Who saw this coming?

 

 

Bye T, I only wish you would have left with a bang. or maybe you slammed the door?

As long as Fog posts here, I'm happy. 

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No

>>We have so little left to believe in here.

And unicorns aren't on that short list either apparently.

don't go, Turts

Can somebody post instructions on how to use rainbow fronts?

I think I'm ready to embrace full-on Bliss Ninnery now.

the thread title is misleading, mark, no one was banned today.

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Too late, Turtle already left.

 

 

but maybe it's not too late to ban St Mark The Lion (lying) doosh?

Maybe that's a nickname that will stick?

Ruh roh. 

Shots fired.

The lamest.

Not now, Six.

Nancy just got back from Costco, and she's ready to spit hot fire.

Ah, more drama from the Lion doosh. Dude, you used to be entertaining, what happened?

<<<no one was banned today

 

 

Semantics.

 

A time out is a temp ban.

Nancy hates drama.

Not at all. I love a good drama, Lion Mark. This one is lame. 

Obviously you have no interest in this thread, Nanc.

<<<Yes, I knew it was a  metaphor.  Relax  Take a deep breath

 

 

Relax, Sixxy, I knew you knew it was a metaphor.  Maybe try a deep breath?

Every day, HL73, deep breaths every day are good for all.

This thread sucks.

That time a few years back when Hoover got banned on his birthday generated a 300 post thread in no time.

Who among us has not had a Blue Unicorn?

 

 

>>>This thread sucks. That time a few years back when Hoover got banned on his birthday generated a 300 post thread in no time

 

Its true. There are like 12 regular posters here now.

Wait. I mean 11.

i like hoover. he's one of the good ones. 

>>Wait. I mean 11.

 

Including Turtle's sweet GBCZ up there?

Pretending i got the 69th post 

Oh hey now

^channeling TulsaChris with the 69th post. 

Good zoning!

There's hope for this awful thread yet.

Clean the cesspool of the bottom feeders, Who think ,they are toppers....  

That they will never be...

Coyotte, can you hook us up with that merriweather 83 sbd now please..

 

Nanc is doing some fine work in here.

Excellent grammar and punctuation, Mayor. 

It's good of you to check in. 

Can we get a translation to English of Coyotte's post?

I believe RRG speaks Coyotte.

Lil help?

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>Can we get a translation to English of Coyotte's post?

 

chug chug chug 

In other words...

Yer a bunch of assholes, so go fuck yerselves....

No sense of community here, just a bunch of posers and want to be's....

 

Sorry Judit...

 

 

Lol

Johnnyonthespot..... Wassup

 

There's no crying on the drug banned msg board

To be or want to be, that is the question

Drama Llama image is kind o' funny.

Drama Llama Ding Dong.

smiley 73guy 

me too

 

justanotherprettyface Heybrochacho 

Lol

smiley 73guy 

me too

 

justanotherprettyface Heybrochacho 

Lol

smiley 73guy 

me too

 

justanotherprettyface Heybrochacho 

Lol

smiley 73guy 

me too

 

justanotherprettyface Heybrochacho 

Lol

smiley 73guy 

me too

 

justanotherprettyface Heybrochacho 

Lol

Lol

It's the residual effect of the DSO break up thread.

 

pretty solid week for viva. 

No one called anyone Low T

<<<Johnnyonthespot..... Wassup

 

 

LOL.

 

That's not Jahneeonthespot.

He's not in this thread. 

>>>No sense of community here

 

Thats weird. I feel a tremendous sense of community here.

Maybe you need to make some new zoner friends? Mine are all pretty awesome.

Ban me admin I have had enough. 

Including the original zone - how many time-outs from zoning is this for Timmy?

His third?

This seems more like a pattern than just a random occurrence.

Vivalabanned.net

Is now open for memberships 

Pull yourself together JR.

 

>>>No sense of community here>>>

Sure there is, you just have to get over the initial hazing period from the welcoming committee.. You should come in and post more often.

 

At least three, the question is who will he blame this one on for justification? Or am i confusing the DBOTY awards with the bannings, its so hard to keep up.

I think JR's post was just a metaphor.

I think Coyotes' post was a poetic attempt

I don't think it has the right number of syllables to be considered haiku.

I second Turtle.  I have other means for staying in touch with ppl I met on the Zone.. this just isn't working.  I applaud Judit/Lava/etc's efforts on getting this space created, though.  That must have taken a lot of work and it's cool they cared enough to keep the PZ spirit alive.  This is just not working for me.

Good bye cruel zone posts are better left unsaid. 

tulsa chris was still anonymously shitting in sinks when 69 was a fun number to post as on the zone

Hundy is cool too, slightly less zazzy, tho

Jay!! Congrats on the new gig!!

Which i read about elsewhere (;

Jill, you still posting personal information from people's tarot readings when you decide you don't like them? 

Glad to see you back in my thread, Nancy.

Please make yourself at home.

Hi,  jeffy!

#jeffydidnotpayme 

Lolol

#freebies4good1s

 

#ohthatsandyvag !!

 

Wait, you mean I have to pay you to post a crappy demeaning tarot reading?! Hey, maybe we can take up a collection here. How much do you need, Jilly?

 

 

 

PS

Sorry to hear about your sandy vag, Jill. I suggest washing your hands before playing with your cards and yourself. 

Some pretty cringe worthy zoning from Nancy here.

hey, I'm back from Coscto and that's all you have to say, Lion Mark?! Come on, if you're going for the insults you can do better. Even Jill is better at it that you. 

 

 

Were they having a sale on box wine, or what?

as sir Rodney King once said "Can't we all get along"

okay, that wasn't so hard now was it?! It's zingers like that that made you so hip here. Please, continue. 

 

 

oh, and best deals of the day were on HODO SOY products. And they were having a Maui Jim sunglass sale, but I just bought myself a new pair last month. Seriosuly, some really cool Maui Jim's for under sixty bucks.

 

guess what else was in my cart - or maybe we'll let Jilly do that and test her skills. 

I do what I can, Nanc. Zoning in this restrictive environment isn't easy, as you know.

Is HODO SOY non-GMO?

Are you afraid of getting banned? Never took you for being a wuss, Lion Mark. 

 

http://hodosoy.com/

I'm terrified, yes. I've actually had nightmares about Judit's mustache chasing me down a hallway.

Bet Freud would have had a field day with that.

I'm still here sometimes. Just busy with life.

Turned out to be a good day to stop by as I just found out I was a good one once (thanks jlp). Me and my swole ego will now go out and terrorize the fine community of Klamath Falls, or maybe just get a burrito. I'll play it by ear.

Thanks for checking in, Across.

Current active poster count is somewhere in the low 30's, according to my revised calculations. 

Hey Across!  I'm busy with life as well.  Didn't realize that you have moved up north a bit.

 

Nancy, I'm not sure why you are attacking Jill, but it's always good to see you in 3D.

 

Jill, EMOTW, when I get a round tuit.  Lame excuse, I know...

 

Jay!  Keep in touch (that means, any time that either of us gets around to it, I'm open).  Would be great to hang, even for a few minutes, if we are in the same general area.

 

St. Mark: "Don't worry, be happy..."

 

"Oaksterdan speaks for me..."  wink

 

Carry on.

If I was a more active poster I'm sure I'd be banned.

I almost started a thread about a week ago but didn't have the time to properly nourish it into the beautiful creation all dbmb threads should aspire to. 

Johnny, take your shamey  finger dip it in sand and shove it. devil

Hey Johnny D,  hope life's treating you well, even if busy. When's that annual road trip with your son?

Amd yes, as of last week our time in CA for now has come to an end, but we enjoyed living in Reno previously and the place has exploded with growth (which is good as well as bad) due to Tesla and a bunch of tech firms moving some if not most of their operations out here. First time we've ever moved back to someplace, it's pretty refreshing to know people and feel like a local from day 1. 

I sorta have a man-crush on Elon Musk.

He's really kind of dreamy in a mega-geeky way when he talks about getting human kind to Mars by 2033. 

I usually stay out of this stupidity but Mark, you need to get a fucking life. Why you continue to stir shit unnecessarily is beyond me, You must be a head case.

Take your stupidity over to the other site if you're so enamored of it and the people there, or start your own site. You sure ain't doing this place any good. The last three days is nothing but stupidity from you. 

Hey Johnny and Oak.

People are losing their lives and homes in Texas and this crap passes for what's important at Viva? I don't think so. Just a few mental midget munchkins with nothing to do. 

I'm of the opinion that the dude looks like a dorky cyborg.

When we were house hunting the casino we stayed at had multiple electric car plug in spots. That was not reality the last time we lived there.

Maybe it's time for Sanbox folder?????????????????

Some people have more time to zone. If I broke my leg I would be insufferable around here. Insert digs here.

What up Slick & Skude hope all is well. Enjoy your end of summer weekend. cool

>Maybe it's time for Sanbox folder?????????????????

 

wait, you haven't figured out that you're IN it?!

Hey Slickrock. Go ahead and print your grievances out on a little sign and stand in front of an REI this weekend, ok?

Be the change, man.

That 90 minutes in front of Patagonia thanking them and the outdoor retailers for saying screw you to Utah politicians and taking their millions elsewhere was a lot more useful than the multiple hours you've spent spewing your petty BS the last few days. And they sure liked those signs at the Outdoor Retailers rally at the state capital a few weeks ago. Quite a few people taking pics of them. 

Lack of traffic on Viva? Maybe you and your incessant posting and comments play a part in that. 

But I AM trying to help beneficial change along. Thank you for your good wishes.    

You're doing good work, Slickrock.

Hopefully Patagonia was good enough to offer you a 15% discount on bandanas.

Lol

>>Why you continue to stir shit unnecessarily is beyond me

It's simple why - he has a very big spoon.

 

Again, Nanc with the solid work here. Totally refreshing.

Speaking of patterns, Mark is on a roll with harassing the zoner ladies, first RRG, now Nanc.. Did you learn that behavior from your mentor?

My first and only post in this thread will be these words of wisdom:

I have figured out what the problem is. Every single Zoner is simply misunderstood. Maybe we can all take a step back, catch a breath, and move forward with a new goal, to really get to know our fellow man.

Fuck it, that's a stupid idea. Okay, back to it...

Zoners are all misfits. It's true. Every damn one. Some will deny this - but they are themselves in denial. Embrace the weird. Love the misfits.

Misfits - cool.

Assholes - not so much.

That's been the theme of my zoning for the past 5-7 years, Surf.

Do you young men think I'm an asshole? 

I have always liked you. You ask a lot of questions, it's true, but that shows you have a curious mind.

hello and good morning you misfits. 

It's the Socratic method.

It's good to see the healing beginning here.

Merry X-mas, everyone!

~*~Magic Is Afoot~*~

St. Mark threads usually bring out the best in everyone.

just like bannings usually bring out the worst.

it's basic zonology

 

It's true, E.

I generally find that once people work past their festering resentments about something I posted off-handedly years ago that was intended as a joke but struck at the very heart of their fragile identities and/or vapid ego investments; we pretty much always find a way to come together and celebrate our shared greatness.

Admin can't ban that.

 

Just to reiterate for those who may be slow:

 

Misfits - cool.

Assholes - not so much.

>>>Assholes - not so much

>>>That's been the theme of my zoning for the past 5-7 years

The only post in here that bears reiteration for the slow is Mark's eloquent and succinctly stated one at 10:18am EST this morning.

 No. You're wrong. It's surf's post.

Nanci is pretty funny & if you give Across a little elbow room, he can be hysterical.

Most zoners are actually pretty funny.

Yeah. Some funny stuff here, in world that has so many problems.

 >>>No. You're wrong. It's surf's post.

 

the one about the Socratic method?

that was kind of astute

Nanc should get a time out for the crap she said in this thread alone. 

 

I personally thought it was great work.

Kind of went against the rules of being kind as well as being mean spirited.

 

 

69 plus hundy!

Nobody needs a timeout.

Let's move past the hall monitor mentality, folks. It isn't hard to avoid the threads that might be a bit contentious; they're the ones that have more than 12 posts. Pretty easy to spot.

Ahh, I knew that jrad tour thread post count seemed a little high.

Indeed, E.

Apparently discussing Dead cover bands can get a little chippy on Viva from time to time.

<<<<Do you young men think I'm an asshole? 

There are young men on the zone? Is that why there's been no Low T references lately?

Only if you disagree with me Slack. Lol. Enjoy your beach day!

I posted allot of progressive political shit over the years. Would still love to hang at a dead show with republican zoner friends. More to life than politics that mainly effect the 1% and occasionally us.

Good trolling builds character. Threads seem to go off the rails when shit gets personal. I used to lurk in sandbox threads but it's more fun to enter the frey...

Happy Laborday weekend to all zoners!!

 

Mark.....nobody ever needs a timeout!

That's my opinion. 

Love nanc's sarcasm for the most part. As well as all zonahs.

Agreed, Hooper. 

Part of what made the philzone so great was the unbridled sarcasm that pervaded the place.

Absolutely agree 100%!

Not banned yet. Been missing a lot of good threads that have been getting pulled for no reason though.

Threadkilla is my all time favorite zoner handle. Cracks me up every time I see it. 

It's an ok handle....actually impressive from a cat who grew up in the Y-town.

Those people are something else. 

Hopefully at some point in time his family took him to the Hot Dog Shoppe in Warren!

I think Mayor McDrunk was calling me 'St. Fark' for a while a few years back.

No idea what that means, or if it relates to this other dude's handle.

<<<<<As well as all zonahs

Hooper, are you making fun of my New England accent that's wicked reTAHdehd.

After 17 years in Cali my A's & R's still give me away. 

Knights Ferry and Rainbow Pools water is cold as all hell still.

 

^^^

Not at all my friend.....Not at all.

Hey guys (Fog and 6), I'm back if you'd like to talk shit directly to me.

 

 

>>>>Nobody needs a timeout.

 

Sometimes 6 does but he's good about self adminstering them.

Admitting you have a problem (with self-control, in this case) is an important first step toward growth.

 

Keep up the work, Prozac Kid.

Yes, the little boy with his arm raised in the back there. Do you have a question?

I heard Admin banned yet another zoner. Awesome work, team.

Somebody should aggregate the bannings and give us a percentage of total active zoners Admin has banned. Imma guess we've eclipsed 1/5th. 

who cares ?

 

 

I admire Mark's youthful zeal for social justice.

It's up to all of us to care, guys. This is important shit.

First they came for Shakin' Nagan, and I said nothing.

Then they came for dogman

why is the over 50 demographic so sensitive? and i seriously think that dogman left brian k with permament brain damage.  definite before and after. 

I'm under 50, JR?

What exactly was I sensitive about?

Think of it this way, JR. I was trolled as hard as anyone here has ever been, for considerably longer than anyone else. I never cried to Admin, and I'm still here.  By in large, I'm drama-free.

Meanwhile, you're still the same drama queen now that you have always been.

Just some perspective...

perspective

 

"ive been trolled as hard here as anyone has ever been"

 

"by and large, im drama free".

 

this perspective brought to you by P.I.T.A.E.D....M,  ppl for ethical protection of animals, and even dog....men

Getting trolled is a badge of honor.

You really don't matter until somebody has placed a call to your employer, or threatened your life because of something you posted on the zone.

I have no beefs, Jambone. If people have them towards me, that's really not my issue.

It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.

never any beefs....

 

i just thought the post above was quite ....dramatic...

 

 

besides.....beef is sooooooooooo much better than Ham

 

carry on, ....careful w the ax, Eugene

Glad to see Timmy back.

I'm generally not a fan of bannings, but there ARE a few people who have been banned that I don't miss in the least.

If there are no borders at all then everything ends up being a '90s Grateful Dead parking lot.

And who would ever want that shitshow again?

Whomever banned Timmy must not have a real good sense of humor.

Whomever was happy about the banning...same deal.

I'm sorry I haven't checked in very much good people of the zone...but I trust all is well on and in the black screen.

Namaste.

 

 

 

Full Name: 

The Prozac Kid

Timmy Hoover on Monday, September 18, 2017 – 09:45 am

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Hey guys (Fog and 6), I'm back if you'd like to talk shit directly to me.

 

Hi Timmy !

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#shitposting

Hi RRG.  Any plans to meltdown and post about a bunch of childhood trauma today?

Good to see secret agent Skipper the world renowned counter-troll too.

Things definitely did not go well the last time RRG was posting in one of my threads.

(((one of my threads)))

Emphasis on my.

Threads belong to everyone.

#passiveaggressive

>>>>>Threads belong to everyone.

 

True, but every thread does have an OP that should act as a gracious thread host.  Did we learn nothing from Nick?

I was graciously greeted with a warm towel and a hand-job when I entered the thread. Nick never did that for me.

>>>>>Did we learn nothing from Nick?

Nothing to learn there.

No such thing as a thread host. Once you start it, it belongs to the world.

>>>>>Once you start it, it belongs to the world.

 

Actually once you start it it becomes the property of vivalazone.org

Even if the views expressed aren't those of vivalazone.org

So are we stealing from viva if we copy a thread or two?

Wait, aren't you the lawyer?

No, that's Ken.

I'm the criminal.

Was I just tricked by a smooth criminal?

Do you consider yourself something of a Subaru enthusiast as well, Surfdead?

Naw, I'm fairly bumpy.

Dunno about enthusiast, but I drive one.

Passive aggressive call outs are so 2012.

Timmy, I am curious - is my assumption that your call out to Fog and I:

>> Hey guys (Fog and 6), I'm back if you'd like to talk shit directly to me.

was your way of implying that either Fog or myself had anything to do with your last time out?

I did not and as far as I know Fog did not either. Neither did Fo6 - as far as I know.

As a matter of fact - one of the admin emailed me for general thoughts and feedback on Viva last week and along with other thoughts I mentioned that I thought timeouts were silly because inevitably everyone who is giving a timeout comes back and reverts to the same type of behavior that got them a time out in the first place. 

hahaha 

admin cracks me up. we could just make a feedback threadwink

was brochacho banned? 

Ohnochacho! Say it ain't so.

>>>>>was your way of implying that either Fog or myself had anything to do with your last time out?

 

Nope.  I was banned because I bumped old threads and Admin decided I had nefarious motives for bumping those threads.  Just a little brain policing.

 

I said that because when I was banned both you and Fog both got little boners and started the shit talking.

 Please post an example of where I did this shot talking

I bumped about ten old threads about random stuff like food, music and news. 

I was asked to stop because admin felt like me bumping content was stirring shit up. 

So how old does a thread have to be before it becomes unbumpable?

I think it has to contain the wrong thinking of at least 2 banned posters for it to be unbumpable.

Who are the Brain Police?

and i think travel pictorials are grandfathered into the "always bumpable" category.

Is that another metaphor?

What's all this meta for, anyway?

It all goes beta with meta

>> one of the admin emailed me for general thoughts and feedback

Oh, lord. Lol

Great thread.

 I didn't realize so many people would be jealous .

Mark, what's the latest census results?

Are there 12 of "Us" or 13. Maybe 9?

Hard to say, Ned.

We'll need to tally up this months bannings before we can get a final number; and Admin still has 11 days. 

Viva still has too much math....

>>>As a matter of fact - one of the admin emailed me for general thoughts and feedback on Viva last week

 

 

Don't go changing 6.

 

 

 

it's those type of posts by 6'r that make it so i'd ignore him if i saw him in public. 

hey look the young fella that likes music and making baby boomers heads melt is back.

Asking Six for feedback on how to run a message board is like asking a guy on a single engine boat how to operate a nuclear submarine.

Just sayin'.

Mark - how many message boards do you run or are an admin on?

Please link all there urls here so we can all visit them and witness how to do it right.

1.

2.

3.

 

My work on the Lil Wayne forum speaks for itself, Six.

So you do not run or admin any boards? You are just a user/poster?

Mark, remember when 6 wanted to compare P&F ticket stubbs because he thought he'd seen more shows than you?

I do, Hoovs. 

That was some funny shit.

Is weezy still out there doin his thang or has he OD'ed on the syzzurp yet?

asking for a friend

He's had some issues lately, E.

Apparently abusing prescription cough syrup has some adverse health effects. 

Timmy>Mark>E.

 

Birdsong>Comes>Deal Hershey Park 85.

I'm glad you guys are still running this place.

 

That is a relief.

Thanks, Felina.

It's awesome to see you, my friend. smiley

where's inspector g-train?

I thought so. No example of my shit talking about his timeout from Timmy and no example of experience running a message board from Mark.

lol

 

 

You guys really run this place alright.

 

 

And most of the 15 people who post here regularly seem to be impressed.

 

 

but, 6 , dont forget that ticket stub shit, that was...un...forgetable....

 

 

for some

>> where's inspector g-train?

Considering the cringeworthiness of the last two posts before this one, the addition of his pseudo-philosophical psychobabble might just put this train over the edge.

Ateix has an issue with me now. Oh no! Oy vey!

No problem. I just see the path to survival in the Viva Zone. It's a dance.

I don't even really have a problem with passive aggression. I know that's part of the dance. I just find it ciringeworthy.

Nothing personal.

I can't muster much more aggression for these exchanges than passiveness allows.

Can schadenfreude be passive?

It always is.

Sup, felina!

good to see U around.

Consider maybe joining the goings on at the PZ Reddit page sometime.

https://www.reddit.com/r/philzone/

team Fo6bone

Turts always gets sloppy 4th or 5ths

And Brochacho lives on at PZ reddit

That reddit displays some serious addiction to PZ

lol

Just exactly perfect

Or does it display tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to post free?

that is misogynistic and uncouth 6r. 

kyndzone

safetyzone

nannyzone

Fo6bonezone

nobodyzone

Some of that too, E.  Some of that too.

I feel your coins, Turts. Ouch!

If you don't like it you can always quit again, T. 

He threatened to quit just last week.

nancyzone

dude, it's the Nanzizone. Get it straight. And YOU'RE Banned for being such a whiny bitch. 

All the cool kids must be over at the reddit table right now.

Turts - why aren't you with them there?

 

is that like a timeout mom?

 

ps. your mom panties seem really jammed up in your crease lately.

>is that like a timeout mom?

 

sarcasm, T. 

 

Dude, maybe you're missing Nick or something? Up your game or leave. 

Goodbye cruel every thread except the what are you listening to threads.

 

"Double standard!"

>Up your game or leave. <

 

how about Go Fuck Yourself?

>>That TheTrollZone.net displays some serious addiction to PZ

lol

People, people, can't u see these bannings r tearing us apart?!

Admin please don't ban Turts. For real. I don't think he can handle it. 

<<<reddit displays some serious addiction to PZ

lol

 

Lol. No it doesn't.

Not at all.

Not even a generous reading of the words "serious"  or "addiction" would lend itself to coming away with that impression.

 

 

There are two threads with 3 posts each on what looks like a pretty robust background of discussion otherwise.

 

Looks like some good zoners, too.

...december-2016-loser-of-the-year-hillary-clinton-presidential-wannabe-8916674.png

The horns are a little off.

Guys and gals chill

Don't make admin come into the sandbox with a pooper scooper and remove you and banish you to cat litter box AKA the PZ Reddit page

Lotta love here. Lotta healing going on.

Peace.

 

its all Bannons fault...

The fact it even exists is testament to the addiction, HL73. 

Stop trying so hard and looking too deep.

Hush, Six.

Your contributions to my thread aren't even vaguely necessary.

It's true, the reddit space exists so that people who were on this site (or people who decided not to come here but were on the old site) can still talk shit and trade music. If you want to call it addiction, I suppose you could.

But there are email chans where some of those same people (and others) are doing the same thing, and those emails exist without you too, Six. I guess you could call that addiction, as well.

 

Or you could post some cool content and stop being an old lady sitting by a window?

What's with the hard-on for Brochacho, by the way? Again, it's about content, not complaining.

I've never met Brochacho in person and had him complain about an internet discussion board, for instance. I just see the guy post content.

Interesting.

So there are three Fake Philzone's?

Bret & Schnee should be proud.

>> As a matter of fact - one of the admin emailed me 

https://gfycat.com/HarshHotKangaroo

I'd like to see CB step in here and humble himself with an apology regarding his early (and frankly completely wrong) dismissal of this wonderful thread.

Also, great to see you back Ateix.

>>>>>The fact it even exists is testament to the addiction, HL73. 

 

Just like Viva

six, we might have to start calling you five.

you've lost a step.

I only speak in metaphors now.

>> I only speak in metaphors now.

Probably about as much truth as "From now on I'm only posting in 'What are you listening to?' threads" Lol

Also, great to see you back Ateix

I second that emotion*

 

* i totally ripped off that response from a fellow zoner

It's good to see the gang back together; bustin' ol' Sixer's chops like we used to on the Zone. 

Good ol' Sixer. Never talked any shit, and only here for the music.

He's only here to talk music and advise admin.

If by gang you mean family then we are defiantly a dysfunctional family.

No, I mean gang more like those loveable street toughs in The Warriors.

 

 

Cleaning up from a big party (I grew up near Boston oh nevermind) every time I fingered more than 3 bottles of beer to throw away that was my shtick. Allot of my fellow Gen Xers didn't get that joke until later in life.

Warriors, Come Out To Play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRM2YcGpmxg

>>No, I mean gang more like those loveable street toughs in The Warriors.

Yeah, just like The Orphans.

 

 

Good morning, RRG.

The "gang" of "street toughs" is showing their toughness again.

Gosh darn they are so cute about it.

i like the gang of mimes, and the baseball player gang ....in Warriors.

 

 

there was a gang of mimes, right?

 

or is that just a bad dream?

 

never mind....

 

 

A RRG/Lil McSixer alliance. Please make this happen.

Make it happen? We've been friends for years. You should pay better attention.

Your friendship is of no concern to me.

I'm just rooting for the zoning potential.

Prefers drama over friendship.

 

derp

I guess St Snot is too busy "running things" around here to notice the subtle clues.

So Six, did you hear about Robert Plants new album Carry Fire?

Still working with the Sensational Spaceshifters, coming out Oct 13th

Hoping for some local dates sometime in the near future....

mark, time is high, the zone is waiting for an illustrative story.

The Daddy Issues Gang has potential, now that you've got your dorky compadres back, Mark. (DIG, for short?)

Will see how long until terminal meltdown...

Lol. Haven't seen a Gravystain post in some time.

Good to see those shitposts are still as bad as ever, chief.

>>Robert Plants new album Carry Fire?

Still working with the Sensational Spaceshifters, coming out Oct 13th

Hoping for some local dates sometime in the near future....<<<<

 

 

this is good "start new thread" content. 

>>>>Will see how long until terminal meltdown...

 

Did you mean ​We'll see how long until terminal meltdown...? 

Or were you just talking like an Native American stereotype?

>>>>will see how long until terminal meltdown

 

Wouldn't hold my breath on that, cpt. staintrain.

pretty sure the Warriors ended with nothing but victorious beach walking to joe Walsh:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hfLV_hSj_uE

rrg is one of the biggest trolls on viva. 

nice. 

lol...keep up the suck, DIGgers. Got your number good--thanks for the racist proof.

th1_1_0.jpg

lol

 

St. Snot has a nice ring to it.

>> the racist proof

Great name for a cheap brand of hard liquor.

>>>St. Snot has a nice ring to it

Agreed. RRG has suffered a massive amount of humiliation and untold years of failure and suffering to birth that gem. Let's take a moment to appreciate it.

 

>>>DIG

Yeah sorry, Gravy. You're still terrible at this. 

In and out of the sinus he goes....

Afternoon Ned, I was wondering if you were able to enjoy any Dick's last month?

 

I thought the first night was top notch. Great show all the way through. 

I also really liked the first set of the second night.

 

Also really digging the new tune Rise/Come Together.

It kinda seems like a companion piece to the feelgood "More".

Hey HL73!

I attended Night 2, and preferred Set 1 over Set 2 just like you. Although the Mikes>encores was damn fine. Set 1 was a second set type set, so that's nice.

>>Prefers drama over friendship.

The epitome of Gen X zeitgeist right there,

 

 

Thanks for the heads up on the new Plant album, RRG. On my radar now.

 

I forget, while I was banned, who was it that RRG accused of promoting abuse against women here? It was me and who else? Slacker?

Maybe you can provide some insight on that, Sixer. Friendship over drama, after all.

6, why are you positioning yourself to be an enemy of the 40 and under crowd?

Careful there, JR - I'm fine with many people under 40. For example, I think Millennials/Gen Y and iGen are all fine folk. It's Gen X that is the real problem behind everything that is wrong in our world.

 

Ateix - I will do my best to get to the bottom of this - but, honestly - everyone fights there own individual battles here (unless you have bodygaurds or are a member of a "street tough" gang like in The Warriors). The interweaving web of zone friendships and alliances and enemies and detractors would take pages and pages to list. Someone you like is enemies with someone else you like, etc. It's not the League of Nations. It's a circle of misfits.

No, I disagree, Six. I think if someone I knew was claiming an out-and-out lie about someone I'd met in person, I would probably indicate that they were wrong.

I can pull the quote though, if you like. It was in a thread that you were posting in, pretty substantially, as it happens.

Gen X is keeping this country afloat. Fact.

Been reading a lot about Elon Musk lately. That guy is something else.

Elon Musk: Gen X'er

Elon Muskrat - yeah, yeah, yeah - it's not like Babyboomers didn't have their share of geniuses either. Every generation has a few exceptions.

Here at the zone - Gen X is keeping whiny-ass drama afloat. Fact.

They are also good at picking scabs, feeling superior and "just helping you zone better" - as if there aren't infinte different and personal ways to Zone - but the Gen Xers are fussy and want it done THEIR WAY.

 

 

I understand, atiex. I have met you both in person - and though I do not know either of you VERY well - I know enough to know that both of you are nice, friendly music-loving people in person. You'll forgive me for not remembering the exact accusation. And you should know that I have stood up and "vouched" (as the zone phrase goes) for you here many times and I will do so again if need be. I had a very pleasant time hanging with you and I don't believe the hype. When I speak with RRG next - I will let her know the facts.

>>>>>Here at the zone - Gen X is keeping whiny-ass drama afloat. Fact.

 

How many posts do you have in this thread, Double Standard?

6er with the Fake Facts.

Skid Mark still leaving his mark, I see.

 Jesus Christ - my bait is amazing!! !

 

Schwa! popping in to spread some love and light!

 

 

Apparently requesting that everyone stop acting like a bunch of assholes is way too much to ask or expect.

Been having a busy time, i'll try to drop in more often if i can. hahaha

Carry on !

HL73 - first stone thrower

You've lost your mind, Five.

 

im talking to Ned about music.

 

carry on with your drama though.

its mildly entertaining at the end of the day here.

im just hoping it snows up there soon so you can go skiing and get some of this out of your system.  you are much more tolerable when its not mud season. 

Talking about music in a drama thread and not contributing to the drama.

Good job.

You just threw a stone at schwadude no matter how you justify it. lol

I just dance and shake my bones.

<<<talking about music in a drama thread and not contributing to the drama

 

 

Lol, BK, thats the real Cardinal Sin here, isn't it?

 

I mean, I'm obviously not above the drama, but this particular tangle  is kind of a slow burning dumpster fire.

I think I made the same sin. 

More of a compost fire, just a slow and stinky burn that never gets bigger or smaller.

Okay, I'm headed back to non drama threads. Peace.

 

>>>>Okay, I'm headed back to non drama threads. Peace.

Say hi to Fred and Kirby. 

Lol at thinking that I need anyone to vouch for me. And Lol at assuming that there's any "hype" around me, except for wild accusations from clearly unstable individuals.

I need a vouch like I need validation from RRG about my musical taste. Which is to say, I'll let you know when I start wearing a leather vest and start listening to nothing but regional bar bands.

Shit, a vouch? Lmao.

Ironic, right Slack?

Make sure to tell a good homo joke over there for me, BrianK.

>>this particular tangle  is kind of a slow burning dumpster fire

Has to be a dumpster fire in order to contain all the participants - even those who are in denial.

shamey fire.jpg

 

>>Shit, a vouch? Lmao.

Um - that might be why I put it in quotes there, little buddy.

There are no good ones.

Lurk much?

>> We've been friends for years

>> I do not know either of you VERY well

>> I have stood up and "vouched"

>> Um - that might be why I put it in quotes

Double standards all the live long day.

 

BrianK, I was asked to check the racist zone out. I wasn't really surprised to see you cracking gay jokes over there.

You obviously don't get the big picture, but that's fine.

Keep your drama contained and focused.

Homosexuals are a race?

in and out of the sinus he goes...

 

im still laughing....

 

which says alot about the rest of this piece of thread

I'm not going to pretend how to understand the worldviews of people who use the Confederate Flag as their online avatar, Ned.

Nor those of their buddies.

Ateix, I really have no idea who you are. I do know that you always seem to be in the middle of shit, and usually with a bunch of people. I have no beef with you, nor do I want to. I'm not sure what you're looking for with all this. Maybe you can ask yourself that. It's a bit much.

hi ateix; that didnt sound angry to me but what the hell do i know

Ateix, I was wrong. Apparently you are a bit of a jerk.

>> Apparently you are a bit of a jerk.

>> (Number 6) on Friday, August 18, 2017 – 06:43 am
>> So many tears in this thread. 

Getting silly now.

Go for a little boat ride around the lake, Six.

Zoning is too hard for you.

sweet melty atttixx 

Nobody shitposts quite like you, Chief Stain. You should be very proud.

>>Zoning is too hard for you.

Maybe that's because, unlike you,  I value friendship more than drama.

Slacker going full melt. Did he have a stressor recently??

 <<<unlike you,  I value friendship more than drama

 

I bet you even typed that with a straight face.

 

or is that more of your famous "bait"?

 

 

lol!

lol indeed 

smh too

Do you find irony perplexing, Six?

I'm guessing part of admins reinstatement email to the previously banned included, feel free to come back and start harassing and calling out whoever you want.

Here's a clue, try not getting banned in the first place if you mind people talking about you here during your timeout.

Nobody tells Mongo what to do.

Control Alt Delete

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

jeebus, this skidmark of a thread is still here?  Downvote.

>> Here's a clue

I feel bad for anyone who might even consider needing advice from this guy.

i've also been disappointed and uncomfortable with Brian K's gay jokes. i was going to bring it up but looks like someone else did.

>>>this skidmark of a thread is still here?

 

Sure is. Putting up very respectable numbers, too.

Fly:  "I just post in threads I don't like"

 

What a mess.

I'll consider your apology whenever you're ready, CB.

You're out of your mind.

It took three weeks and mutiple bannings to get here.

Half the banned are back already. Lol

I've never been banned from any site. I've found that if you're going to be an asshole long term you have to know just when to stop and let things cool down. Been working so far, lol

I'm a big fan of your work, Hounder. Your artistry is definitely not lost on me.

 

>>>>It took three weeks and mutiple bannings to get here

 

Indeed. That's what we call "playing the long game" in the craft, CB. Watch and learn.

Artistry? well, aint that some shit?

You hear that, Dogman? I'm a fucking artist!

>>>>>I've never been banned from any site. I've found that if you're going to be an asshole long term you have to know just when to stop and let things cool down. Been working so far, lol

 

 

))))))))Zippy(((((((

))))))))Creek(((((((

))))))))OG((((((((((

)))))))Kirby(((((((

))))))))Fred((((((((

 

are these the only guys who couldn't stop?

has Turts returned to whine some more about the demise of this place?

hey mom jeans, what's up?

yes, hounder....you are now free to use your artistic license as you see fit....just flash your license to admin on your way in...

 

you can post anything you d like ...in the name of art...

 

have at it

Apedicks is back? For fucks sake. Actual Zoners have been permanently banned and this dipshit gets to come back? Fucking lame, even by Viva standards. Fuck this noise. I'm out.

Hey Nanc. Genuine question here- Do you wear running shoes (like Nike or NB or whatever) when you go to the grocery store?

I only ask because I moved to the suburbs a few years ago, and I see this often. Trying to understand the phenomenon here. I mean, is athletic footwear really necessary for traversing the produce section at Whole Foods? 

Some folks don't want to change out of  their athletic shoes, hiking shoes or whatever when they stop into the store. or maybe those shoes are just comfy. I usually wear some slip ons like flip flops if I going to the store, cause I'm usually coming from the beach, other times it's just whatever is by the front door, like some comfy clogs. but yeah, if I'm out walking a few miles and have on sneakers that's what you will see me wearing, along with my mom jeans. Lol. Actually I gave away all my mom jeans a few years ago, figures they're now 'fashionable' and some folks just need athletic shoes or other shoes that work with orthotics. 

 

Interesting.

What do you know about the esoteric world of Japanese raw denim, Nanc?

I know how to use google search engine, do you?

I'm sure he does, Nancy. I am firmly convinced that Mark knows everything.

Nancy would probably look pretty sharp in some nice dark Momotaros.

>>>Fuck this noise. I'm out<<<

A thread hasn't really MADE it until there's a Goodbye Cruel Zone post.

This one has now officially made it.

I can't believe we lost McDoobie. 

 

))))))))Zippy(((((((

))))))))Creek(((((((

))))))))OG((((((((((

)))))))Kirby(((((((

))))))))Fred((((((((

 

>>>>Consider maybe joining the goings on at the PZ Reddit page sometime.

 

 

Will do E...

 

 

I remember when jambone liked me, It was ok

>> Apedicks is back? For fucks sake. Actual Zoners have been permanently banned and this dipshit gets to come back? Fucking lame, even by Viva standards. Fuck this noise. I'm out.

>> (Number 6) on Friday, August 18, 2017 – 06:43 am
>> So many tears in this thread. 

To whom will we now turn for their crucial insights on polygamy and the American credit card industry?

Hey Ateix hows things?

 Turn that frown upside down and turn those tears into cheers. cheeky

Oh man Hounder, things are great. However, I lost your contact somehow. There have been some happenings I'd been meaning to get at you about, both in your neck of the woods and mine, but I got a new phone, and my email account didn't save your address for some reason.

Let me see if I can shoot you a text later from the new phone, depending on if I can mine contacts from the old one.

>>>Nancy would probably look pretty sharp in some nice dark Momotaros

 

Agreed. I can also see her getting really obsessive over some super rare Roy Denim. 

Feel free to Google this stuff, Nancy. You're welcome.

St. Fashion

Oops double post

zoning while high

St. Style.

I don't expect that important difference to register with every zoner, but it matters.

St. Fashionista

I'm always a little bit bemused when Zoners bristle at St Mark's useful info.

 I mean hey, show a little appreciation. This is crucial stuff.

But then I like looking good, and not being a slovenly mess, so, the fuck do I know?

I'm honestly not sure what the fuck you know, but you didn't look all that stylish when I met you.

You weren't a slovenly mess either, fwiw.

Full Name: 

St. Mark

The Lion on Thursday, August 31, 2017 – 03:28 pm

 

The bannons will continue until morale improves.

-T.  Hoover

banspam_0.jpg

 

 

You really do lack any shred of self-awareness, don't you, Six?

Honestly, ateix, you are all over the place. The person I met and who you are on the zone are like two different people.

>> Number 6 on Friday, August 18, 2017 – 06:43 am
>> Someone needs to buy a box of tissues and pass them around.

I don't want you to be sad all day, Six, so I'm gonna toss you a music recommendation bone here:
https://thedurites.bandcamp.com/album/greasy-listening

Got a nice "Stax sound" meets R&B instrumentals meets Chicago blues mix. It's not too complex or challenging, so I think you'll like it.

If you still have any sads, just post here again and I'll check in when possible. Have a great Friday.

>>>>>The person I met and who you are on the zone are like two different people.

 

For your sake I'd hope the same is true for you.

>> For your sake I'd hope the same is true for you.

As much as I feel compelled to comment on this, I feel that Six's move in bringing an in-person meet into this conversation was a bit uncouth, so I'll refrain from doing so. That said, "classic gray slacks" definitely made sense.

I do always find it interesting that Zoners on the ropes always bring out the "3D rationale" when they're in a spot. See: Cumberlyn addressing individuals by name (like, actual name, rather than handle). Strange tactic.

I hope the same for you too, Timmy.

You'd hate me in person 6.  I'm pretty much the same here as in 3D.  Just better looking in person.

Everyone is a much fuller resolution in 3d than what they chose to show here.

<<<Just better looking in person

 

lol. awesome.

Unfortunately, that's not the case for everyone involved and I suspect may be the soure of some of this friction.

So whats going on in the skidmark zone today?  You kids having fun?  Making friends I see. Boy look at the post count. its soooo amazing. BIG numbers. And so pretty- like out of GQ.  All of it quality zoning from some experts. A virtual how-to for those who "don't know how to zone". MORE OF THIS!!!

#herecomeshooverandturtle; #sorrynotfunny #notreallife

With my good looks and white privilege I just kind of coast through life and things usually come up Hoover.  It can make some people awful jealous. 

>>>>>>>So whats going on in the skidmark zone today?  You kids having fun?  Making friends I see. Boy look at the post count. its soooo amazing. BIG numbers. And so pretty- like out of GQ.  All of it quality zoning from some experts. A virtual how-to for those who "don't know how to zone". MORE OF THIS!!!

#herecomeshooverandturtle; #sorrynotfunny #notreallife

 

S

ays the guy pretending to be a fly on the internet.

Pretty sure hashtags on this site don't actually affect trend, Fly.

Atttiixx is the new Nick. 

He's really nice in-person. 

How's your retirement fund shaping up, lil' buddy?

>>With my good looks and white privilege I just kind of coasted to Fresno on my wife's coat tails, after being hospitalized for partying too hard back East. 

 

Fixed. 

Glad to see you make your daily shitpost, Gravystain. I hope you are keeping your houseboat in order, and perhaps keeping it well-stocked with the white man's grain liquors.

>>>Boy look at the post count. its soooo amazing

 

Yeah. I noticed your Peace Day thread managed to garner a whopping 18 posts in 24 hours.

Great work, Fly.

Attixx smears his monkey-poo in every thread...who let him back in? Guy doesn't even realize who Zoners are. McDoobs is your better by a Humboldt County mile, ate 8 dixx. 

So is it apedix, atedix or eightdix?

u guys might want to get on the same page if u want any of those lame nicknames to stick.

just tryin to help

Better what? Do you two hang and talk often? 

My only and best recommendation to you, Chief Stain, is to take the war chants off your turntable, and play some Bitchin' Bajas, dude.

Gravy, it's long past time you dismiss yourself from the nickname game. It's honestly just gotten sad to watch, man. 

 

So is it apedix, atedix or eightdix?

u guys might want to get on the same page if u want any of those lame nicknames to stick.

just tryin to help

>>>>>>>>>>>

ate8dix

just tryin to help

 

(with an assist from Dogman)

Awful, Clawhorn. Just awful.

'Fo6' has really established itself as a zone nickname with staying power.

Maybe Fo6 & G'stain could put their big brains together and come up with something that's actually funny and clever like that?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I guess that explains your squirrel beard.

 do always find it interesting that Zoners on the ropes always bring out the "3D rationale" when they're in a spot. See: Cumberlyn addressing individuals by name (like, actual name, rather than handle). Strange tactic.>>>

 

That is because unlike you , I  actually have met or know the person I am addressing . I see your obsession with me continues....lol !




ateix = adick

He's actually apparently 8 dicks, lyn.

try and keep up

Yea, it usually averages three compliments a week.

He actually apparently ate 8 dicks,

 

 

Fixed that for ya.

cool thread

can't imagine why this site doesn't attract new people 

You people are fucking savages.

Threads like this aren't the problem for new people.

It's the morgue vibe 90% of the other threads have. Obviously nobody gives a fuck about Peace Day.

People want blood.

I don't want blood anymore.

Must have struck a nerve Skidmark? Thread counts don't matter except in sheets. And ZOTY is not real. Try to keep up lil buddy.

Peace matters to many. Just not to you apparently, and that says a lot about you. Shame really.

Damn, I broke my rule.  One post a day on  vivalaskidmark. Sorry for bumping.

I don't want blood either.

#openthewindow

Not a real fly

And now,

For your listening pleasure....

A message from The Doors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRJKOtM-onM

Timmy is an extremely good looking man and is very funny and smart.

>>>Must have struck a nerve Skidmark? 

 

Must have. Nothing throws me into a fit of melty rage like International Peace Day.

St. Mark is an extraordinarily stylish man who really does appreciate peace.

Is 6 having a positivity meltdown?

asking for a friend

Furious E is a man who is full of compassion, empathy and undying loyalty.

Thanks, I'll take that as a 'probably'

No meltdown - I am letting other people drive.

I'm in the backseat enjoying a beer.

maybe a puff or two as well

im B positive if anyone wants any...

 

oh, wait...i may be O -....

 

never mind

If everybody here doesn't want to contribute to a positive discussion maybe there is a better message board for you to find.