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Kindness...or else!

did you learn your fucking lesson?!

I really feel like I've grown from the experience, Turts 

Namaste.

now go get your shinebox

What did you post that got you banned?

Always good to hear from you, Mark.

NO Way I Will Get a Time Out Again____ This Place Holds About 1 Cent of my Attention these days..............................

I am too inept at the art of trollery to get banned.

>>>What did you post that got you banned?

 

Not 100% sure, but I believe Hey Davey was driving the Admin email address for a day (no doubt using NASCAR seat restraints for his own safety) and I politely suggested he go for a nice afternoon walk. 

Apparently that was the last straw.

I believe that Viva simply demands a higher standard of trolling.

Like the very best con artists, the victims of a truly artistic troll never know they're being trolled.

To be a successful troll on Viva one must troll to the highest level, which begins with natural talent but then also requires constant vigilance, effort and sacrifice. One must never become complacent, one must ALWAYS strive to be better.

Hard? Of course it's hard. If it was easy anyone could do it; it's the hard that makes it great.

Personally I have faith that Mark has what it takes to be the best.

Welcome back Mark, and carry on.

The ban hammer is strong with our new administration.

The "I know the rules, I keep flaunting them, and yet I don't understand why I keep getting banned" derpiness is derpy derp derp".

Schwa likes following rules.

Playing by the industry’s rules had never been the band’s forte, as was immediately evident during their five-night run at the Garden starting September 15, 1987. To the puzzlement of Clive Davis and his troops, they only played “Touch of Grey” two of those five evenings. One top executive was also baffled when Garcia would start a solo but stay put where he was rather than walk to the front and engage in some watch-me-play showboating — standard rock procedure for nearly every other arena band in the world. Garcia would have none of it.

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No, I've lived in Ohio and smoked pot since I was 16 or so, so I'm not really interested following rules.  But if someone invites me into their house and asks me to take my shoes off, I don't leave them on, tracking in mud and putting my feet up on the coffee table, and wonder why I'm not invited back.

I am certain that it was your rebel spirit and refusal to follow rules that got you reinstated.  Or did you hit a button saying you'll follow the rules?  I don't know the process of how that works.

 

And have you really been banned if you keep getting allowed back in?

Schwa, I don’t think the way you’re treating Mark is what Admin has in mind.

Someone senses someone's supposed intent to hurt feelings from afar and sends an email saying take a break for ten or thirty days. 

That's it. 

 

I am sorry if I hurt anybody's feelings, Timmy.  

Good to see ya, St. Mark.

Anyone here join dot net? Place isn't too bad. 

I thought about it, JR, and went to check it out 

and Gravystain and 6 were talking about my junk,

speculating about my testicles and cancer

and saw a lot of whining about this place.

 

It seems all consuming for them and the place reeks of insecurity.  

 

Hard pass.

Speculating about your lack of testicles to be accurate.

i never mentioned cancer, so that implication is inaccurate.

Bunch of catty bitches over there.

Who cares? Why do you care what goes on over there? Why not just ignore them?

They are only as important as you let them be.

Until there is no content 

 

it it was not love that killed the beast, it was the lack of good, bad, frivolous, and disgusting content

>>>>>>Who cares?

 

The people over at garbage zone care.  

 

Ediefrog, Tulsa, Gravy, 6, BK, and Fo6 seem to be the ones who care the most.

By posting about them here - it would appear you care about them too.

Also, if you can, please provide proof of who cares “the most”.

Another whiney thread about how horrible it is here (where no one's forcing you to visit) leading to a ANOTHER discussion of another site where people whine about about how horrible it is here.

Damn, ain't that original.  Instant replay replay replay......

Go outside and play. It's nice out there. It'll do ya good.

Have a nice day, y'all.

Not enough to post on two boards or discuss any of your genitals or start threads about garbagezone or make that about 90% of the content here while pretending I don’t care about it at all.

 

That’s your thing.

Welcome back.

I'M WEARING CARGO SHORTS

<<<Speculating about your lack of testicles to be accurate

 

 

lol.

thats not creepy.

rock on, sixxy.

i hope that helped you feel better during your banning from here.

 

 

 

<<<i never mentioned cancer, so that implication is inaccurate

 

 

The other one did.

 

I laughed and closed the thread. 

 

But enough to post on one board about the other board. That’s caring even if you deny it.

::We:: are only as important as you let us be.

 

 

 

fixed that for ya.

dont distance yourself, you're a power player over there.

>>>>>>Another whiney thread about how horrible it is here

 

Who said that.  I read it as a love thread for Viva encouraging people to be kind to each other.  And here you are complaining again. Talk about instant replay. 

Calling me creepy is not kind - but carry on.

Calling me a power player is not kind either.

Kind is as kind does.

 

>>catty bitches

HoovER and the fwos thread is what ?

We whine about the government more than sexist.net.

They whine about women more than Viva.

I did not return here so that HL 73 could be unkind to me. So I am done in this thread.

 

about the caring thing...

 

yes, i do tend to take an interest when im told two 50 year old dudes are talking about my junk and cancer on a board ive never even posted.

 

quality stuff guys, raising the bar everywhere you go it seems.

<<<So I am done in this thread

 

 

lol. if only that were true.

FWIW, comparing H73 to a neutered lapdog was (obviously) about behavior, not junk speculation (that’s an unintended blockchain pun)

Also, post the emails where you were “told” or it didn’t happen 

still talking about my balls? 

this is weird.

 

lol. your mistake is is thinking i owe you shit.

 

youre right. it didnt happen and i found out because i lurk there incessantly hoping to pick up on the culture so when i make my entrance, you all will accept me with open arms!  

 

youre about to crack this case wide open columbo

Fo6 should be along shortly to misunderstand something.

 

Oh zone.

Lol Timmy

I missed this place. 

ok. so people want no bullshit.

but no bullshit and the place is a ghost town.

people pop in just to say post nice things, blah blah blah but don't really do any real thread starting either.

same as its ever been.

the split zone thing is weird.

 

It's an interesting quandary, Turtle.

If I were Lava, I'd shitcan both Judit & Hey Davey as Admin immediately. 

>>still talking about my balls? 

Lol, nope. You’re so literal it’s like you’re on the spectrum. 

Why lurk, stew over it for weeks, and not post? That’s weird. 

Gravy, it’s hard to understand you with all those balls in your mouth.

Gravy, which place is better and why? 

>>the split zone thing is weird.

 

^ This. We need the band back together. 

Mark’s idea could get us there. 

Also jokes about being on the spectrum can be hurtful to people like Fo6 and Sideshow.  Please refrain.

>> those balls in your mouth

Said your wife, never. Get it? If not, Slacker can post a link. 

who is stewing? 

lol!

 

i havent posted here in quite a while and mentioned it when the subject of joining The Dumpster Fire came up from JR so it was topical. 

 

it's that simple.

 

i did like your blockchain joke though.

i laughed, just not why you intended.

Take some time to straighten out your stories and try again after lunch, Guy. 

>>>>>Said your wife, never. Get it? If not, Slacker can post a link. 

 

You guys talk about my wife over there too?

 

Classy.

No. Just your one ball, from the original Zone thread.

>>>>>>>No. Just your one ball, from the original Zone thread

 

Huh?  Looks like you’re wading into green chili territory here.

This metazoning stuff sure is interesting.

So the circle jerk continues...

Clearly knowing where the line is, after YEARS of being part of the downfall of the Philzone.

Get banned.

Comeback and claim they don't know where they crossed it.

Who the fuck are you kidding? Yourself??

It's not your house.

Show some fucking respect or leave.

 

 

 

 

 

 

>>>>>>Comeback and claim they don't know where they crossed it.

 

What are you talking about.  It’s spelled out in the first post.  He knows he wasn’t nice enough.  Do you consider your post kind?  And let’s watch the profanity.  Kids read this stuff.

 <<try again after lunch, Guy

 

this seems really important to you.

sorry to say i feel no need to satisfy your request.

i hope you can resolve that for yourself.

 And let’s watch the profanity.  Kids read say this stuff.

>>> I read it as a love thread for Viva encouraging people to be kind to each other.

>>>Gravy, it’s hard to understand you with all those balls in your mouth 

Yep, all you need is love.

You guys have fun with this thread.

 

TOD joins the list of zoners who aren't outside ignoring threads they don't like. 

I hope he starts another political thread. My political threads suck because I don't know politics. But I try to learn by asking smart kind people for political advice. 

How do we get rid of Trump? 

>>>>>You guys have fun with this thread.

 

Aren’t we?

I think everybody is doing what they like.

 

6ravy is being wrong, I’m pointing it out, and you’re moral highgrounding.

 

We’re all on our A game.

>> What are you talking about.

Why would you want to comeback to a place you continuously complain about and disagree with their policy.

Badge of honor?

 

 

>>>>>Why would you want to comeback to a place you continuously complain about and disagree with their policy.

 

Who are you talking about?

Don't you have chores to do before the breadwinner gets home?   Or are you taking a break?

 

Mentioning me twice is flattering though, quality A game troll work.

>>>Don't you have chores to do before the breadwinner gets home

 

Fog, does your wife say this to you? 

Thanks for stopping by to get something wrong Fo6. 

My flattery of you is nothing compared to all the nice things you say about me on 6arbagezone.

Yes Slacker, i get up early and finish everything before i go to work though.

You must be confusing me with one of your other fans over there, you have so many i realize its hard to keep track.

don't you hate it when you wash your cargo shorts and left a bunch of kleenex in the pockets?

Forgetting to fold right after the dryer stops is more annoying.

Sweet thread. Still no idea how I haven’t been banned from this place yet. I guess I have a pass to say whatever the fuck I want. I’ll try to keep abusing it. Shout out to admin.

Loose change rattling around in the dryer is also annoying. I'm guessing you don't have that problem with all your change strewn about all over the highways.

Do you see a lot of change on the side of the highway when you’re chopping off pieces of roadkill?

Don't forget timmy, two bannings and your out.  Lets not have another one of your crazy thread bumping episodes again.

Fog, do you want Hoover and Mark banned from Viva? 

Slacker, how many times have you been banned now?

>>>>two bannings and your out.  

 

you're out.

Two. Do you want me gone as well? 

Ah desperation sets in with the dreaded spell checker, lol.

>I'm guessing you don't have that problem with all your change strewn about all over the highways.<<

 

pretty good fog. your sense of humor has improved!

Two. ??????  Hold on, Timmy you have the green light to douche it up, go crazy man.

You're doing just fine on your own.

Good to see this thread bringing folks out to post.

Kinda dead in here lately.

>>Ediefrog, Tulsa, Gravy, 6, BK, and Fo6 seem to be the ones who care the most.

Little favor, Timmy, please leave me out of it. Other than this, I haven’t and won’t post on garbage threads either here or there. Thanks in advance.

>>>> I haven’t and won’t post on garbage threads either here or there

 

lol

 

Sure thing Bri.

What's in the air this week?

 

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Where are Ateix and RRG?  Did they get the doppio?

Ateix is well, Java Dave.

How are the push ups going? Have you broken 900 yet?

Good to hear that Ateix is well, and I hope the same for RRG.  The question, though, was were they given the perma-boot?

 

Gave up the push-up regimen, in favor of planks and more yoga.  The push-ups were adding a lot of muscle mass to my upper body, which meant I was putting on more weight too.  Right now, I'm trying to lose weight to take pressure off my bum knee.  As our weather is finally getting a little warmer, I'm hoping to start bicycling regularly for a workout, which I haven't done for a while. 

 

Welcome back. 

Java Dave, the principles of strength training are largely universal and are very, very well understood. I want to be candid here and say that most of what you've stated regarding your push up regimen doesn't really make any physiological sense. 

Planks, yoga, and riding around on a bike are fine I guess, but I get the sense that you yearn for a level of fitness that you simply lack the roadmap to achieve. 

I'd like to suggest that you jump on Amazon and purchase a book called Starting Strength. Then, go get yourself a membership at a gym close to your house, and start working a simple linear progression strength training program focused on the core lifts (Squat, Deadlift, Bench, Overhead Press). If you have questions, r/fitness is a great resource.