Actually watched the Sally's youtube review - without audio. Reviewer dude can't get the string off the box or off his hand. Stands around for three minutes talking while the pie's getting cold. Doesn't try the crust. Pizza looks awful. Maybe it tastes good, but the crust is burned. Review review: -10.
Any great, or shitty, pizza needs to be served to a table. Once it's boxed it's done.
Sallys -- best cheese pie
Modern -- best sauce
Pepes - best white clam pie & best tomato pie
Surf -- the coal fired pizza's are always 'burned'. Not burned in the sense that they are brittle. They have a nice bend & the 'burn' brings out the salty taste of the dough(of course with a little char taste) as the sauce is normally just san marzano tomatoes, basil and grated cheese.
The homely dude in 'original post' has the Ugliest sweater on earth. I dress my scarecrows in that "Traditional Native Garb" to scare away competing scaregrow gangs. The Deer and Raccoons come from miles around to destroy the offense to Scarecrow Fashion. Crows won't even put the fibres in their nests.
So if s/he has the sensibility to dress like that, why should I regard his / her opinions on Pizza ?
Have some more ergo. Local Goodwill won't even put stuff like that in their dumpsters.
Attracts too many Zombies and Massholes.
However, I'll try and assemble a photo-collection of absolutely hideous sweaters from my personal collection.
I wore them to frighten away Jersey Devils and Hyenas, and then the Moths got in there...
They are Rags that nature would not rot, but not quite as ugly as that thing.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Thursday, December 6, 2018 – 01:25 pm
Actually watched the Sally's
Actually watched the Sally's youtube review - without audio. Reviewer dude can't get the string off the box or off his hand. Stands around for three minutes talking while the pie's getting cold. Doesn't try the crust. Pizza looks awful. Maybe it tastes good, but the crust is burned. Review review: -10.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day Timmy Hoover
on Thursday, December 6, 2018 – 01:32 pm
Somewhere out there Keyshawn
Somewhere out there Keyshawn is trying to candidly take pictures of a bartender and thinking about Pepe’s
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Thursday, December 6, 2018 – 02:07 pm
Douchebag Pizza Reviews
Douchebag Pizza Reviews
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jonaspond Jonas
on Thursday, December 6, 2018 – 02:55 pm
Any great, or shitty, pizza
Any great, or shitty, pizza needs to be served to a table. Once it's boxed it's done.
Sallys -- best cheese pie
Modern -- best sauce
Pepes - best white clam pie & best tomato pie
Surf -- the coal fired pizza's are always 'burned'. Not burned in the sense that they are brittle. They have a nice bend & the 'burn' brings out the salty taste of the dough(of course with a little char taste) as the sauce is normally just san marzano tomatoes, basil and grated cheese.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sigmund SeaMonster
on Friday, December 7, 2018 – 10:11 am
Bar pizza Best mashed potato
Bar pizza Best mashed potato pie
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Friday, December 7, 2018 – 10:21 am
Further North from Jerseyland
Further North from Jerseyland, Pizza shrinks in quality.
CT. may have some decent specimens, but once you're up in Quebèc just don't even bother.
Brrrooklyn has good stuff. But Maine, New Hampshire ?? Thanks, just heat up a paper towel w/ Omions and Provolone.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jonaspond Jonas
on Friday, December 7, 2018 – 10:43 am
>Bar pizza Best mashed potato
>Bar pizza Best mashed potato pie
In a town full of historic pizza joints Bar gets overshadowed. Yes, their mashed potato pie(the first place I know of that served this) is killer.
Best bar pie - Colony Grill's hot oil pizza.
If you're in Brooklyn you have to grab a few squares of L&B Spumoni.
I go to Quebec for smoked meat on sourdough rye, not pizza.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Friday, December 7, 2018 – 10:59 am
The homely dude in 'original
The homely dude in 'original post' has the Ugliest sweater on earth. I dress my scarecrows in that "Traditional Native Garb" to scare away competing scaregrow gangs. The Deer and Raccoons come from miles around to destroy the offense to Scarecrow Fashion. Crows won't even put the fibres in their nests.
So if s/he has the sensibility to dress like that, why should I regard his / her opinions on Pizza ?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Friday, December 7, 2018 – 11:07 am
Because his number of views
Because his number of views are higher than yours, ergo his opinion is more reliable than yours.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Friday, December 7, 2018 – 11:14 am
I’m with Jonas on the Colony
I’m with Jonas on the Colony Grill. The hot oil and sausage pie is something to behold!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: JP (J Bomb) Tatters
on Friday, December 7, 2018 – 11:16 am
The homely dude in 'original
The homely dude in 'original post' has the Ugliest sweater on earth. <<<<
That Belichick X-Mas sweater is actually becoming quite fashionable in certain parts.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Friday, December 7, 2018 – 11:17 am
Have some more ergo. Local
Have some more ergo. Local Goodwill won't even put stuff like that in their dumpsters.
Attracts too many Zombies and Massholes.
However, I'll try and assemble a photo-collection of absolutely hideous sweaters from my personal collection.
I wore them to frighten away Jersey Devils and Hyenas, and then the Moths got in there...
They are Rags that nature would not rot, but not quite as ugly as that thing.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ateix
on Friday, December 7, 2018 – 11:18 am
The numbers speak for
The numbers speak for themselves, Stu. You can't sell firewood on youtube.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank Briank
on Friday, December 7, 2018 – 11:20 am
Ugly sweaters are a “thing.”
Ugly sweaters are a “thing.” Why? I don’t know, but let’s not judge a person by the gaudiness of their sweater.