Barstool Pizza Reviews - New Haven CT

Actually watched the Sally's youtube review - without audio. Reviewer dude can't get the string off the box or off his hand. Stands around for three minutes talking while the pie's getting cold. Doesn't try the crust. Pizza looks awful. Maybe it tastes good, but the crust is burned. Review review: -10.

Somewhere out there Keyshawn is trying to candidly take pictures of a bartender and thinking about Pepe’s 

Douchebag Pizza Reviews

Any great, or shitty, pizza needs to be served to a table.  Once it's boxed it's done.   

Sallys -- best cheese pie

Modern -- best sauce 

Pepes - best white clam pie & best tomato pie 

Surf -- the coal fired pizza's are always 'burned'.  Not burned in the sense that they are brittle. They have a nice bend & the 'burn' brings out the salty taste of the dough(of course with a little char taste) as the sauce is normally just san marzano tomatoes, basil and grated cheese.  

 

 

Bar pizza Best mashed potato pie

Further North from Jerseyland,  Pizza shrinks in quality.  

CT.  may have some decent specimens,  but once you're up in Quebèc just don't even bother.

Brrrooklyn has good stuff.   But Maine,  New Hampshire ??  Thanks,  just heat up a paper towel w/ Omions and Provolone.

>Bar pizza Best mashed potato pie

In a town full of historic pizza joints Bar gets overshadowed. Yes, their mashed potato pie(the first place I know of that served this) is killer.  

Best bar pie - Colony Grill's hot oil pizza. 

If you're in Brooklyn you have to grab a few squares of L&B Spumoni.   

I go to Quebec for smoked meat on sourdough rye, not pizza.  

 

The homely dude in 'original post' has the Ugliest sweater on earth.  I dress my scarecrows in that "Traditional Native Garb" to scare away competing scaregrow gangs.  The Deer and Raccoons come from miles around to destroy the offense to Scarecrow Fashion.  Crows won't even put the fibres in their nests.

So if s/he has the sensibility to dress like that,  why should I regard his / her opinions on Pizza ?

Because his number of views are higher than yours, ergo his opinion is more reliable than yours.

I’m with Jonas on the Colony Grill. The hot oil and sausage pie is something to behold!

The homely dude in 'original post' has the Ugliest sweater on earth. <<<<

That Belichick X-Mas sweater is actually becoming quite fashionable in certain parts.

 

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Have some more ergo.  Local Goodwill won't even put stuff like that in their dumpsters.

Attracts too many Zombies and Massholes.

However,  I'll try and assemble a photo-collection of absolutely hideous sweaters from my personal collection.
I wore them to frighten away Jersey Devils and Hyenas,  and then the Moths got in there...

They are Rags that nature would not rot,  but not quite as ugly as that thing.

The numbers speak for themselves, Stu. You can't sell firewood on youtube.

Ugly sweaters are a “thing.” Why? I don’t know, but let’s not judge a person by the gaudiness of their sweater.