Battle of the one liners

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Always been a big fan of Steven Wright. Never heard of this other guy, Mitch Hedberg. He's got some good ones but he laughs at his own jokes. Steven Wright's deadpan delivery puts him way over the top in this battle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1a6Kia7jXM

And Then I caught this old guy, Andy Huggins,  a few days ago, and damn is he funny. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ37S7Osf8U

 

I love Steven Wright, and recently found out about Andy Higgins, and he's hilarious!!!

also rip mitch hedburg

I get no respect, no respect at all. I go to the dentist the other day. I tell him, 'Doc, my teeth are brown. What do I do?' 

He looks at me and says, 'Wear a yellow tie.'

- Dangerfield

Thanks for the Andy Huggins link, Mark.  Funny guy.

JLP, when did Hedberg pass? 

 

Hedburg the stoner's stoner, he's been a long time gone

By Taylor Reed Vecchio
| April 7, 2005

Jesus, a lot of people died this week. Between Johnny Cochran and the Pope, the very unexpected passing of comedian Mitch Hedberg at age 37 of apparent heart failure, for some, was the worst news this week.

 

https://umassmedia.com/23989/uncategorized/mitch-hedberg-dies-at-37/

oops i misspelled his name

did not recall he was so young and it was so long ago

"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day."

- Mitch Hedberg

Thanks for that stuff folks! Lot of laughs...

 

I liked Hedberg a lot, and obviously all the others mentioned here.

"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

It's a shame he died so young.

THANKS MARK!!! That's great stuff. A day-brightener for sure!