Best dead related pick up line
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My friend threw out:
Come back to my room and, let me show you the Pride of Cucamonga
Nice and cringe worthy.
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My friend threw out:
Come back to my room and, let me show you the Pride of Cucamonga
Nice and cringe worthy.
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Do you like licorice?
Do you like licorice?
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Did you ever waken to the
Did you ever waken to the sound of street cats making love?
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Do you spin here often?
Do you spin here often?
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Wookin' for nub?
Wookin' for nub?
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actually tested at alpine 88
actually tested at alpine 88 mûckwannago campsite.. " So, your Anette ,wanna go swing in my hammock?" um it worked, and 2 and a half years before the release of With out A net.
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I have New Year's tickets.
I have New Year's tickets.
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I had a zoner email me once
I had a zoner email me once, somone I never met, and ask me if I'd be his Sugar Magnolia.
I'm thinking the guy hit on other zoners with that same line.
Of course the most memorable zoner pick up line posted here was a lonely heart desiring to F Newfy's aura
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Why do you think they call me
Why do you think they call me "Big" Boss Man?
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The women are smarter
The women are smarter
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Shall we go, you & I, while
Shall we go, you & I, while we can?
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Bobby or Phil?
Bobby or Phil?
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I'll rise, you climb, we'll
I'll rise, you climb, we'll fall.
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are you a zoner?
are you a zoner?
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So who's yur favorite Fake
So who's yur favorite Fake Jerry? Whah? Jerry. Jerry Garcia. G-A-R-C-I-A......the original guitarist of this band. The central figure in the Grateful Dead mythos. Yeah, before John Mayer. There was another guy....yeah, he'd be in his 80s now.....he was big back in the 60s, no not his sixties - he was dead by then....the nineteen sixties....yeah before....oh, never mind...
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Pretty little baby, let me
Pretty little baby, let me light your candle, because I'm sure hard to handle.
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Nancy:
Nancy:
Does his name start with Fa?
(Asked based on a snippet of overheard conversation and the absolute best eye-roll a Zoner Mama has ever thrown.)
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I am not divulging the name.
I am not divulging the name.
..and FAFA hasn't posted here for a while, but it will be funny to see how fast he jumps in to deny or confirm
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Well good morning little
Well good morning little schoolgirl
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Pigpen says it's alright.
Pigpen says it's alright.
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Sweet blossom come on under
Sweet blossom come on under the willow
We can have high times if you'll abide
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Well I'm a king bee, want you
Well I'm a king bee, want you to be my queen
Well I'm a king bee, want you to be my queen
Together we can make honey, the world has never seen
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I can tell you're the Queen
I can tell you're the Queen of Diamonds by the way you shine.
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Your mama's down in Memphis
Your mama's down in Memphis
Won't be back 'til the fall
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Here's a half a dollar if you
Here's a half a dollar if you dare