Best dead related put down line

Don't shake the tree when the fruit ain't ripe.

I see you got your list out.  Say your piece and get out.  Yes, I get the gist of it.

are you a zoner and/or bobby fan?

...you've been posting on the Phil Zone for how long?

I recall a former zoner frequently saying "i've seen Jerry more than you"

Shoe fits - is full of them. 

Every time you rise you fall

You come on so strong with that same sad song

You never learned you can't make all the rules

Take a hike, we ain't got all night

Take your ball, get out my house, go home

It's a buck dancer's choice my friend

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You thought you was the cool fool
And never could do no wrong
Had everything sown up tight
How come you lay awake all night long?

What do you think your ribcage is a jail cell mama???

Lord made a lady out of Adam's rib

Next thing you know you got women's lib

Lovely to look upon, heaven to touch

It's a real shame they got to cost so much

I believe it was directed at the fictional Mr. Benson.

Deadhead-wise:  "Bummer, Dude. That sucks like Bob on slide."

I don't need love, and I don't need you.....

Go on home your mama's calling you

Keep your Day Job

You ain't going to learn what you don't want to know

You've got a lot of nerve
To say you are my friend


I know, it's Dylan. But Jerry sang this tune with as much conviction as anyone.
It's the fuck you pay me, of lyrical mastery.

Gonna miss me when I'm gone 

As Stagger Lee lit a cigarette she shot him in the balls
Blew the smoke off her revolver, had him dragged to city hall
Bayo, Bayo, see you hang him high
He shot my Billy dead and now he's got to die
 

First,  let me  say thanks for these light hearted topics, we can all use some levity. 

My vote:  Loser