Best Movie Quotes of All Time

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"HERE'S JOHNNY!" - The Shining

 Jack Nicholson

"You Cant Handle the truth!"

And on...

Jack Nicholson A Few Good Men

"I'll have what she's having."        When Harry Met Sally

"You know how to whistle, dont ya Steve? Ya just put your lips together, and.......blow."

Lauren Bacall -----To Have And Have Not

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go"

Mind if we dance wif' yo' dates?

And its B-Side:

Otis, my man!

Always loved the quotes in Aliens;

stop your grinnin and drop your linen 

they mostly come at night. Mostly

Hot as hell in here  /  Yeah man, but it's a dry heat!

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

Knock it off, Hudson!

"What we got here , is a failure to communicate."

First the warden, then repeated by Paul Newman in "Cool Hand Luke" 

Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown

Louis , I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

Porno?  Porno?  You call this a porno?  We have been watching this movie for thirty minuets and there has been no butt fucking.  This ain't no porno.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine

...I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world

Rick Blaine

I was just about to quote Rick.  Here is some more from the same place:

Capt. Louis Renault: “I'm shocked that there is gambling in this establishment.”

WaiteWaiter: “Sir here are your winnings.”

Capt. Louis Renault: “Oh, thank you very much.”

Captain Renault: “Round Up The Usual Suspects”

Captain Renault: “Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.

Major Strasser: “What is your nationality?”

Rick: “I'm a drunkard.”

Captain Renault: “That makes Rick a citizen of the world.”

Rick: "We'll Always Have Paris."

Holiday rooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse

You should have been here yesterday.

Take your flunky and dangle!

"Dude, you hear that? That's my skull!!"

- Jeff Spicoli

"Leave the gun-take the cannoli "

"I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea"- Mike McDermott - Rounders (a personal favorite) 

I got three words for you.....shut the fuck up.

Robert DiNiro---Midnight Run

So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

"She dropped the ball"

Trading places

"Large Marge sent me."

"now yous can't leave"

"Your Diplomatic Immunity, has just been REJECTED"

Danny Glover - Lethal Weapon 

Miller: "The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

-repo man

opps, I am pretty tired & meant.

"Your Diplomatic Immunity, has just been revoked"

Danny Glover - Lethal Weapon 

Its only a flesh wound...Ive had worse.

Black Knight... Monty Python and The Holy Grail

I hate Illinois Nazis.

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I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

"Rich People! I want to see you all out in the streets for volleyball"

 A Thousand Clowns

What do you mean im funny?

"Bernard, I want you to drive your car... into the lake".

Billy Jack

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"  

>>>  Holiday rooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

"how do you like your helper, Clark?"

"Daddy says I'm the best"

"aren't you going to look at the Grand Canyon, honey?"

"yeah, well, I'm from out of town"

"He made me bark like a dog, Mr. Wally!"

"Maybe we should turn around, what do you think, Clark?"

W.C. Fields walks into a bar and says 
"Say Bartender, did I spend $20 in here last night?" Bartender* says "Why yes, you did".
W.C says "Thank God, i thought I'd lost it!!"

* Bonus points if you know who the bartender was.

,,,....

Karloff, Sidekick? Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit.

https://youtu.be/tdLtFsmw8x0

Lol

Is this moron number one?

Put moron number two on the phone

you'll get NOTHING and like it !

Real tomatoes Eddie?

"Deserves got nothing to do with it".

....and you gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

Dirty Harry

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

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All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me.

Robert De Niro as Travis Bickle in Martin Scorcese's "Taxi Driver".

Is it safe yet?

Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.

You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car.

Charlie, they took my thumb

Paulie...Pope of Greenwich Village 

Back to Chinatown. This time John Houston:

Noah Cross: Of course I'm respectable I'm old! Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.

The right thing? Jesus Joe, what a disaster! If for one day, everybody in Washington tried to do the "right thing", you'd come into both Houses of Congress, there'd be mass suicide!

But, Chaaaaalie, they took my fuckin thumb!

Paulie, repeating himself ...pope in greenwich village....;)

We have a weapon more powerful than any in the whole arsenal of the British Empire! That weapon, is our refusal!

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

You're out of your element Donny

Look upon me. I'll show you the life of the mind!

Charlie Meadows

 Layne:

 Budweiser? You'd think I'd at least rate a Michelob... Ah, and it's warm even!

Feck: 

 My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and shit, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg... I wonder if there's any beer in that can.

 

who is that CLOWN ?

I want my two dollars 

I didn't ask for a dime. 

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Marty DiBergi: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

Nigel Tufnel: That's just nitpicking, isn't it?

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

One thing I always try to teach my boys: always put one in the brain. 

Johnny Caspar 

"THE DUMB FOLLOW THE DUMB !"

I guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

Indecisive Video Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?

Randal Graves: What?

Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?

Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.

Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?

Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

Indecisive Video Customer: You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?

Randal Graves: Nope.

Indecisive Video Customer: [turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?

Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.

Indecisive Video Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!

Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.

Indecisive Video Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate it if...

Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Indecisive Video Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal Graves: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

Indecisive Video Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.

Randal Graves: And I hope it feels good.

Indecisive Video Customer: You hope *what* feels good?

Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here.

Randal Graves: You'll be missed.

Indecisive Video Customer: Screw you!

[leaves]

Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

Jay: [outside; has no idea what's going on] Yeah!

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Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

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Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!

Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.

Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!

Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.

Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?

Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.

Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!

Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!

Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!

Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.

Dante Hicks: How many?

Veronica Loughran: Dante...

Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?

Veronica Loughran: Let it go!

Dante Hicks: How many?

Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!

Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?

[long pause as customer buys something]

Dante Hicks: Well?

Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.

Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?

Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.

Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?

Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.

Dante Hicks: I'm 37?

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Silent Bob: [His only line] You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

"Clerks"

He is actually six-five, with the afro, six-nine.

Chick Hearn

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd

and...

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead

A couple more from Pulp Fiction 

So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It's a topic I'm very interested

Esmeralda

 Any time of the day is a good time for pie

Fabienne

Look at the big brain on Brad! 

Looks like i cut it short...

So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It's a topic I'm very interested in.

Esmeralda

Just because you are a character doesn’t mean that you have character

Winston Wolf

Serious gourmet shit! 

Bryen on Thursday, November 15, 2018 – 12:05 am

I have a suspicion that many people on this message board have never seriously attended Grateful Dead, JGB, or Phil shows, but just log on as if they were actually a part of the scene...that's by definition unprovable, but it crossed my mind.  

Projection.

You think the old are friends because they're old... It's not true... I can tell you from experience: old assholes are the worst

Ambroise Dupré ...The Hairdresser's Husband 

Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!

Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.

- Big Worm

Get Shorty...

I once asked this literary agent, uh, what kind of writing paid the best... he said, "Ransom notes."

Harry Zimm

Harry, look at me. You're trying to tell me you fucked up without sounding stupid, and that's hard to do.

That was "Rio Bravo." Robert Mitchum played the drunk in "El Dorado." Dean Martin played the drunk in "Rio Bravo." Basically, it was the same part. Now John Wayne, he did the same in both. He played John Wayne.

 I'm not gonna say any more than I have to, if that.

Chili Palmer

after punching Leo's wife Faye in the face] I want us to be friends, Faye. And we all know that friends don't hit each other... unless they have to

They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.

Fuck you, fuckball​​

Ray "Bones" Barboni

Be Cool...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a mans ethnicity when you know we've influenced nearly every facet of white America... from our music to our style of dress. Not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool; walk, talk, dress, mannerisms... we enrich your very existence, all the while contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It's these conceits that comfort me when I am faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigoted, who *have* no talent, no guts? people like you who desecrate things they don't understand when the truth is - you should say thank-you, man? and go on about your way. But apparently you are incapable of doing that! So...

[shoots his gun]

 ... and don't tell me to be cool. I *am* cool

Sin LaSalle

Next time you come to my house to kill me, make sure I'm home first

 If you're important, people will wait

Chili Palmer 

Mad respect for not giving respect. I feel you

Raji

 I'm not one of those singers who appears in movies

Steven Tyler

"Smooth as shit from a duck's ass."

-Mr. Eddy, Lost Highway

"Did I ever tell you that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?"

Sailor Ripley, Wild at Heart

"Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman."

-Albert Rosenfeld, Twin Peaks 2.3

"I wont say i did, and i wont say i didnt, but, i will say a man that wont cheat for a poke just dont want one bad enough."

Robert Duvall---Lonesome Dove

If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his ass & teach him to walk backwards.

My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.

HARSH!

way way HARSH!

"know what woke you up, you just got your throat cut".

Nicholson to Brando in The Missouri Breaks

This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked – this would be the shit that they birthed.

– Saul

Pineapple Express

Oh. Do you have the Beatles White Album? Never mind, just bring me a cup of hot fat. And the head of Alfredo Garcia.

- fletch

Like floatin' on a cloud of titties.

Movie: Rush (1991)

Toto, i've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

Bartender in the Black Pussy Cafe was Shemp Howard.

"I knew that, but the Indians didn't know it!" -- W. C. Fields as Commodore Jackson in "Mississippi" (1935)

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn

ok, did a quick review of the above, maybe i missed it, how could we get this far without

saigon, i'm still in fucking saigon , which of course leads to

i love the smell of naplam in the morning, it smells like victory

Sonny: is there any special country you d like to go to?

Sal:  Wyoming

Dog Day Afternoon

That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood.

Nobody...Dead Man

Charlie don't surf 

Lt. Col. Kilgore 

Follow the money

Deep Throat 

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Vizzini

RIP William Goldman