I use a spoon. Great for scooping, and the backside works great for spreading it around. Much more efficient than a butter knife. Works great for jelly as well.
I have a spreader, but I like the spoons better. Probably because I only have one spreader, and a bunch of spoons, meaning I don't have to wash a utensil to make a pbj. Phew for that.
How to take fuckin peanut butter out of a fucking jar?
How to tie my shoes????
How the mighty has fallen. People got all fuckin butt hurt because Tulsa used to write about fuckin whores behind a convienent store. At least that had some meat and fuckin potatoes to it. Now we are talking about peanut butter out of a jar. For fucks sakes lets talk about the old horny lady that put peanut butter on her snatch and lets her dog lick it off, not how to use a fuckin spatchula.
Hello Mr Flashback. I don't know if you were around or not, but this board nearly imploded over whether to put the toilet paper over or under when you put it on the tp roll holder. This board has a lond and storied history of celebrating the mundane. So, may I suggest a nice cup of STFU, and have a nice day.
I had some spreaders on my table this past Sunday at the Funky Brunch in Ardmore :) It was fun and my assistant was a big help with setting up and breaking down (( He also entertained the customers in between...lol ).
That looks delicious Surfdead. I can't tell if that's ice cream or whipped creme, but what I really want to know is...what did you use to scoop it with?
Thanks. If I can help just one person find a better way...even if it's just scooping and spreading peanut butter and jelly, it's worth all the effort.<<<
>>>>Funny you started this thread, schwa! I just used a spoon this morning while making PB&J's and found it was indeed much easier. :-)<<<
My work here is done. :) I am glad this is Scarlet approved.
Fingers do work well, but only if you are the only one getting peanut butter out of that jar. It's a definite No No for communal jars. Unless you're camping, and you forgot the silverware, and your pocket knife is stuck in a whittling stick, and your Bowie Knife is stuck in a Grizzly...
For fucks sakes lets talk about the old horny lady that put peanut butter on her snatch and lets her dog lick it off, not how to use a fuckin spatchula.<<<
That might of been a useful tool to help satisfy her desires. The sex scene in Stripes started with a spatula I seem to remember. When Bill Murrey quoted, "Whose your daddy."
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on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 08:25 am
You're on fire today. pace
You're on fire today. pace yourself
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 08:42 am
Thanks. If I can help just
Thanks. If I can help just one person find a better way...even if it's just scooping and spreading peanut butter and jelly, it's worth all the effort.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 09:16 am
Fingers.
Fingers.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba Noodler
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 09:18 am
(No subject)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 09:47 am
Will that concept work for
Will that concept work for Almond Butter ??
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ender
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 10:07 am
Spatula.
Spatula.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 11:35 am
Yes, Stu. It is da bomb with
Yes, Stu. It is da bomb with Almond Butter.
Fingers are acceptable only if you are the only one getting peanut butter from that jar.
Ender, you can use a spatula, but only if you're getting your peanut butter from Costco or Sam's Club.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: The Sound of Steam and Caffeine Zooey
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 11:55 am
A spreader, of course!
A spreader, of course!
https://www.amazon.com/OXO-23181-Good-Grips-Spreader/dp/B00004OCJ9/ref=p...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: treat island judit
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 02:36 pm
Zooey, did you scroll down
Zooey, did you scroll down the spreader page? Some pretty wild items!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 02:46 pm
I have a spreader, but I like
I have a spreader, but I like the spoons better. Probably because I only have one spreader, and a bunch of spoons, meaning I don't have to wash a utensil to make a pbj. Phew for that.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ender
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 02:55 pm
>> Ender, you can use a
>> Ender, you can use a spatula, but only if you're getting your peanut butter from Costco or Sam's Club.
Don't call me a liar Schwa.
This is a standard 16 oz jar.
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on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 03:18 pm
I dont do legumes but if I
I dont do legumes but if I did I would prob use a spatula which seems to work for my almond butter
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: treat island judit
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 03:27 pm
In my house peanut butter is
In my house peanut butter is good for only one thing:
RAT or mouse trap bait.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim Wheres My Flashbacks
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 03:27 pm
Is this what this site has
Is this what this site has become??
How to take fuckin peanut butter out of a fucking jar?
How to tie my shoes????
How the mighty has fallen. People got all fuckin butt hurt because Tulsa used to write about fuckin whores behind a convienent store. At least that had some meat and fuckin potatoes to it. Now we are talking about peanut butter out of a jar. For fucks sakes lets talk about the old horny lady that put peanut butter on her snatch and lets her dog lick it off, not how to use a fuckin spatchula.
Fuckin kill me now, it's all turning to shit
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 03:29 pm
You can use a spatula yp pick
You can use a spatula to pick up that as well.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout hounder
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 03:44 pm
Next up-Tim talks about 101
Next up-Tim talks about 101 uses for vinegar
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 03:58 pm
Hello Mr Flashback. I don't
Hello Mr Flashback. I don't know if you were around or not, but this board nearly imploded over whether to put the toilet paper over or under when you put it on the tp roll holder. This board has a lond and storied history of celebrating the mundane. So, may I suggest a nice cup of STFU, and have a nice day.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _ ender
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 04:14 pm
T gets grumpy when he doesn't
T gets grumpy when he doesn't get his bread.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lord Kalvert Lloyd_Klondike
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 04:23 pm
whatever happened to the
whatever happened to the left hand monkey wrench?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fishcane fishcane
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 04:37 pm
>>101 uses for vinegar
>>101 uses for vinegar
pretty sure we have covered that
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fishcane fishcane
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 04:37 pm
obv some never knew Luke
obv some never knew Luke Skywalker
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on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 04:46 pm
(No subject)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic (Bluestnote)
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 06:29 pm
Tim misses Tulsuck.
Tim misses Tulsuck.
Better off dead?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fishcane fishcane
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 06:40 pm
nothing a good bump-stock
nothing a good bump-stock cant get to
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ... Voodoo Chile
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 07:10 pm
>>>>>How to tie my shoes????
>>>>>How to tie my shoes????
Many here have switched to velcro
Oh, and I use the Cutco Spatula Spreader
Made in the USA
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sound and Vision 4winds
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 07:46 pm
>>Tim misses Tulsuck.
>>Tim misses Tulsuck.
kinda like how you miss some people bluest d
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: comic book colors on a violin river... Cumberlyn
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 09:43 pm
I had some spreaders on my
I had some spreaders on my table this past Sunday at the Funky Brunch in Ardmore :) It was fun and my assistant was a big help with setting up and breaking down (( He also entertained the customers in between...lol ).






yummmmmmm, Jam !!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Tuesday, February 20, 2018 – 11:22 pm
That's awesome Lyn. Did
That's awesome Lyn. Did Sideshow regale people with tales of Bob playing Lost Sailor?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 12:13 am
I liek how Lyn also has a
I liek how Lyn also has a Chicken Hibernator near the Jam display, which makes it all that much more Wholesome.
The 9:43 photo w/ the basic Poultry lamps hatching Future Chickens, that's what I mean.
It's a DSO show, and a 4H show also.
Go Rhode Island Reds !!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 12:16 am
That's the same spreader I
That's the same spreader I have Voodoo...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough Disco Stu
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 12:40 am
Back on topic,
Back on topic,
Don't use Peanut Butter very often these days. It's great for Rodent bait, with the Green Death Pellets sprinkled on top.
Almond Butter, I like. My preference is to stir the jar with a stainless steel knife, then spread the Goo upon toast.
I wash it all down with a platter of Quahogs and a Pint o' Riesling.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 01:24 am
Made a couple of these for dessert tonight - wife's birthday request.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board Mr_timpane
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 09:45 am
I guess just old school with
I guess just old school with a butter inife
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sound and Vision 4winds
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 10:01 am
what is it, Surf?
what is it, Surf?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 10:02 am
That looks delicious Surfdead
That looks delicious Surfdead. I can't tell if that's ice cream or whipped creme, but what I really want to know is...what did you use to scoop it with?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Zoner Benjamin T. Bear
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 10:11 am
Pedro and Puck have differing
Pedro and Puck have differing opinions.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sound and Vision 4winds
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 10:21 am
>>Pedro and Puck have
>>Pedro and Puck have differing opinions.
lol
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High Surfdead
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 10:34 am
Creme Brulee w/ whipped cream
Creme Brulee w/ whipped cream.
The cream was scooped with a stainless steel spoon
No peanut butter.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Scarlet Fire
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 03:21 pm
Funny you started this thread
Funny you started this thread, schwa! I just used a spoon this morning while making PB&J's and found it was indeed much easier. :-)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Fly Fly
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 03:30 pm
Mienen schwanz?
Mienen schwanz?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Wednesday, February 21, 2018 – 03:37 pm
Thanks. If I can help just
Thanks. If I can help just one person find a better way...even if it's just scooping and spreading peanut butter and jelly, it's worth all the effort.<<<
>>>>Funny you started this thread, schwa! I just used a spoon this morning while making PB&J's and found it was indeed much easier. :-)<<<
My work here is done. :) I am glad this is Scarlet approved.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Thursday, February 22, 2018 – 12:53 am
Necessity can be the mother
Necessity can be the mother of invention. Fingers work well at times.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Thursday, February 22, 2018 – 07:39 am
Fingers do work well, but
Fingers do work well, but only if you are the only one getting peanut butter out of that jar. It's a definite No No for communal jars. Unless you're camping, and you forgot the silverware, and your pocket knife is stuck in a whittling stick, and your Bowie Knife is stuck in a Grizzly...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Thursday, February 22, 2018 – 11:43 am
Yes.
Yes.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic (Bluestnote)
on Thursday, February 22, 2018 – 04:29 pm
Mienen schwanz?
Mienen schwanz?
Ha. There was a brief period in our history when "Deez nutz" would have been in the first five posts.
Fortunately, time marches on.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skyjunk fabes
on Thursday, February 22, 2018 – 07:40 pm
What type of utensil is best
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _________ Plf9905
on Thursday, February 22, 2018 – 08:06 pm
One Of Those Spreaders ... It
One Of Those Spreaders ... It Is Not That Hard All. and It Better BE Creamy and NOT Chunky PB !
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Thursday, February 22, 2018 – 10:09 pm
Fabes, I think one of those
Fabes, I think one of those heated window scrapers would be ideal.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Thursday, February 22, 2018 – 11:50 pm
For fucks sakes lets talk
For fucks sakes lets talk about the old horny lady that put peanut butter on her snatch and lets her dog lick it off, not how to use a fuckin spatchula.<<<
That might of been a useful tool to help satisfy her desires. The sex scene in Stripes started with a spatula I seem to remember. When Bill Murrey quoted, "Whose your daddy."
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa Schwadude
on Friday, February 23, 2018 – 07:53 am
(((((The Aunt Jemima
(((((The Aunt Jemima treatment)))))
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Fly Fly
on Friday, February 23, 2018 – 10:14 am
tee hee, been listening to
tee hee, been listening to too much Joe's Garage I guess. SOFA SOFAAA!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ndjdw
((NO CRUNCHY))