Best utensil for getting peanut butter out of jar and spreading it on bread.

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I use a spoon.  Great for scooping, and the backside works great for spreading it around.  Much more efficient than a butter knife.  Works great for jelly as well.

Any thoughts on this big ticket item?

You're on fire today. pace yourself

Thanks.  If I can help just one person find a better way...even if it's just scooping and spreading peanut butter and jelly, it's worth all the effort.

Fingers.

Will that concept work for Almond Butter ??

Spatula.

Yes, Stu. It is da bomb with Almond Butter.

 

Fingers are acceptable only if you are the only one getting peanut butter from that jar.

Ender, you can use a spatula, but only if you're getting your peanut butter from Costco or Sam's Club.

Zooey, did you scroll down the spreader page? Some pretty wild items!

I have a spreader, but I like the spoons better.  Probably because I only have one spreader, and a bunch of spoons, meaning I don't have to wash a utensil to make a pbj.  Phew for that.

>> Ender, you can use a spatula, but only if you're getting your peanut butter from Costco or Sam's Club.

Don't call me a liar Schwa. wink This is a standard 16 oz jar. 

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I dont do legumes but if I did I would prob use a spatula which seems to work for my almond butter

In my house peanut butter is good for only one thing:

RAT or mouse trap bait.

 

Is this what this site has become??

How to take fuckin peanut butter out of a fucking jar?

How to tie my shoes????

How the mighty has fallen. People got all fuckin butt hurt because Tulsa used to write about fuckin whores behind a convienent store. At least that had some meat and fuckin potatoes to it. Now we are talking about peanut butter out of a jar. For fucks sakes lets talk about the old horny lady that put peanut butter on her snatch and lets her dog lick it off, not how to use a fuckin spatchula.

Fuckin kill me now, it's all turning to shit

You can use a spatula to pick up that as well.

Next up-Tim talks about 101 uses for vinegar

Hello Mr Flashback.  I don't know if you were around or not, but this board nearly imploded over whether to put the toilet paper over or under when you put it on the tp roll holder.  This board has a lond and storied history of celebrating the mundane.  So, may I suggest a nice cup of STFU, and have a nice day.

T gets grumpy when he doesn't get his bread. 

whatever  happened to the left hand monkey wrench?

>>101 uses for vinegar

pretty sure we have covered that

obv some never knew Luke Skywalker

Tim misses Tulsuck.

Better off dead?

 

nothing a good bump-stock cant get to

>>>>>How to tie my shoes????

Many here have switched to velcro laugh

Oh, and I use the Cutco Spatula Spreader

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Made in the USA

>>Tim misses Tulsuck.

kinda like how you miss some people bluest d

I had some spreaders on my table this past Sunday at the Funky Brunch in Ardmore :)  It was fun and my assistant  was a big help with setting up and breaking down (( He also entertained the customers in between...lol ). 

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yummmmmmm, Jam !!!
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That's awesome Lyn.  Did Sideshow regale people with tales of Bob playing Lost Sailor?

I liek how Lyn also has a Chicken Hibernator near the Jam display,  which makes it all that much more Wholesome.

The 9:43 photo w/ the basic Poultry lamps hatching Future Chickens,  that's what I mean.

It's a DSO show,  and a 4H show also.

Go Rhode Island Reds !!

That's the same spreader I have Voodoo...

Back on topic, 

Don't  use Peanut Butter very often these days.  It's great for Rodent bait,  with the Green Death Pellets sprinkled on top.  

Almond Butter,  I like.  My preference is to stir the jar with a stainless steel knife,  then spread the Goo upon toast.

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I wash it all down with a platter of Quahogs and a Pint o' Riesling.

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Made a couple of these for dessert tonight - wife's birthday request.

I guess just old school with a butter inife

what is it, Surf?

That looks delicious Surfdead.  I can't tell if that's ice cream or whipped creme, but what I really want to know is...what did you use to scoop it with?

Pedro and Puck have differing opinions.

>>Pedro and Puck have differing opinions.

lol

Creme Brulee w/ whipped cream.

The cream was scooped with a stainless steel spoon

No peanut butter.

Funny you started this thread, schwa! I just used a spoon this morning while making PB&J's and found it was indeed much easier. :-)

Mienen schwanz?  

 

Thanks.  If I can help just one person find a better way...even if it's just scooping and spreading peanut butter and jelly, it's worth all the effort.<<<

>>>>Funny you started this thread, schwa! I just used a spoon this morning while making PB&J's and found it was indeed much easier. :-)<<<

My work here is done.  :)  I am glad this is Scarlet approved.

Necessity can be the mother of invention. Fingers work well at times.

Fingers do work well, but only if you are the only one getting peanut butter out of that jar.  It's a definite No No for communal jars.  Unless you're camping, and you forgot the silverware, and your pocket knife is stuck in a whittling stick, and your Bowie Knife is stuck in a Grizzly...

Yes.

Mienen schwanz?  

Ha.  There was a brief period in our history when "Deez nutz" would have been in the first five posts.

Fortunately, time marches on.

What type of utensil is best for getting underwater orgy butter off of the bath tub?

One Of Those Spreaders ... It Is Not That Hard All. and It Better BE Creamy and NOT Chunky  PB !

Fabes, I think one of those heated window scrapers would be ideal.

For fucks sakes lets talk about the old horny lady that put peanut butter on her snatch and lets her dog lick it off, not how to use a fuckin spatchula.<<<

 

That might of been a useful tool to help satisfy  her desires. The sex scene in Stripes started with a spatula I seem to remember. When Bill Murrey quoted, "Whose your daddy."

(((((The Aunt Jemima treatment)))))

tee hee, been listening to too much Joe's Garage I guess.  SOFA SOFAAA!

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((NO CRUNCHY))