Bezos' Penis Rocket
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I keep hearing how significant this flight is, as well as the recent Virgin flight. Sub-orbital flights are just a big kinetic, parabolic toss, and no where close to orbital space flights.
Seems like a glorified Six Flags ride to me.
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At least he doesn't pay taxes
At least he doesn't pay taxes
Penis Rocket LOL
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Amazon founder Jeff Bezos was
Jeff Bezos was the top American philanthropist in 2020, giving away $10.1 billion to non-profit efforts associated with climate change and education, according to a ranking released this week by The Chronicle of Philanthropy.
I believe he borrowed the design from Dr Evil's Penis Rocket,,, removing the balls helps with turbulence.
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Bezos? Bozos? What's the
Bezos? Bozos? What's the difference?
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In all fairness, if I had
In all fairness, if I had dude's money and had already given $10+ billion away to charity in the last year, I would probably splurge and launch myself into space too (and probably a lot of other ridiculous stuff too).
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Astro-glide in blue.
Astro-glide in blue.
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he should have a laser
he should have a laser shootout vs. branson. winner gets the other dude's company.
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The antifa-dad from Portland
The antifa-dad from Portland sticking up for bezos is just so
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Tens of thousands sign
Tens of thousands sign petition to stop Jeff Bezos from returning to earth
https://www.npr.org/2021/06/20/1008559802/tens-of-thousands-sign-petitio...
....and this one wins the media relations spin prize for using the space trip opportunity to talk about worker safety, for which Amazon has a less than stellar record.
Blue Origin now has a 100% safety record for human flight — that's safer than a job as a truck driver or warehouse worker
https://www.businessinsider.com/how-bezos-space-trip-compares-truck-driv...
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https://youtu.be/xW-Ch590IsI
https://youtu.be/xW-Ch590IsI
hahaha, even Willie Nelson is in on it :-)
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Personally I am fascinated by
Personally I am fascinated by these space races. We have been reading about the possibility for decades.
The time is here.
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Find and watch the 1974 soft
Find and watch the 1974 soft porn satire film 'Flesh Gordon ' . Talk about dick rockets.
Might be on Netflix.
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Find and watch the 1974 soft
Double post about boner shaped rockets.
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https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0068595/
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https://m.imdb.com/title
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0068595/mediaviewer/rm253373184/?ref_=ext_shr...
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https://slate.trib.al/gJyuQUt
>This is probably the most phallic-looking spacecraft you’re going to see, if I had to guess.
https://slate.trib.al/gJyuQUt?fbclid=IwAR1XMamLJnGVFDrYEI-iNgd7KKc1NWFwb...
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^^^^ Costanza playing Bezos
^^^^ Costanza playing Bezos in the Jon Stewart video is priceless. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
https://twitter.com/jonstewart/status/1417557259886940162?ref_src=twsrc%...
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Kind of gives Lou Reed's song
Kind of gives Lou Reed's song "Ride Sally Ride" a new twist.
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Little Feat, Rocket in my
Little Feat, Rocket in my pocket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=EGYB3QhfrRE
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LOL evidently I was right
LOL evidently I was right about something, for a change.
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But..Space Tourism for the
But..Space Tourism for the billionaires!
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So there are technical
So there are technical reasons why the spaceship resembles a penis:
https://slate.com/technology/2021/07/bezos-blue-origin-resembles-penis-r...
Science.
And every Amazon worker should, at the very minimum, be given a living wage, safe working conditions, health care, paid maternity leave, and the opportunity to be shot into space with time off (that would be bad ass IMHO) as part of any collective bargaining agreement,
But better yet, the workers who made this all possible should make like Paul Kantner and Co. and hijack the starship:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUT1xvdrlDA
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Fast and bulbous.
Fast and bulbous.
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Celebrate Jeff Bezos’ big day out to space with a $69 miniature dick rocket - The Verge
The damn thing launches practically to space !
https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2021/8/26/22642560/blue-origins-new-shepha...
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The penis rocket flies again
The penis rocket flies again again in 15min
https://youtu.be/MpaiuDg_DN4
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Looks like a clear day
Looks like a clear day
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Thanks for the heads up.
Thanks for the heads up, with Alan Shepard's daughter, what's cooler than that. Looks like 10am liftoff time. I got time to finish watching Batman vs The Wizard.
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It's on, light the candle
It's on, light the candle
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Seems like a stretch to refer
Seems like a stretch to refer to these space tourists as 'astronauts'
That's a whole lotta money to offer a thrill ride while contributing to climate change. Not inspiring at all, imo.
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As fun watching the landing
As fun watching the landing as it is the take off
thanks rider
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Thanks for the reminder.
Thanks for the reminder. Enjoyed that.
Post landing Bezos and Strahan were excitingly talking about every astronaut wanting to go up there again.
Bezos says, next time you're paying me. Strahan goes, I'M IN!
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You'd think these
You'd think these billionaires would be able to pay their fair of taxes.
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It's nice that they shot the
It's nice that they shot the rocket off for it's10 minute ride while 6 die with no warning in what looks like a box of sticks Amazon warehouse.
Those are some shitty optics
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For most of us yes, poor
For most of us yes, poor optics - but the billionaire and his friends were enjoying the ride and really really don't care.
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If Bezos didn't care, he
If Bezos didn't care about optics, he wouldn't broadcast it far and wide. Remember: it's his penis rocket. There's more than a little ego involved here.
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Our nation has some serious
Our nation has some serious issues, inequality is a big one. The rich do what ever the flipping please. Our government is one stolen election from turning into a oligarchy.
God help us and long live Phil Lesh!