BK and Manky are leaving?

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Quit crying. Your buddies are out there lurking. 

Stealing Dogman's shtick?

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Slackman-Dog  full on Troll mode, LOL

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I have no idea in hell what you're going on about, Slack.

Who is Big W?

Ask the Mensa board. 

Squats, Slack, squats.

strengthening your legs will stop that chip from weighing you down.

If I were admin slacker would be getting 30 days for this.

I'd miss your thoughts on shoe shining if I didn't lurk during a timeout. 

No, no...

He hasn't threatened direct violence, and he hasn't said that he wants to fuck my ass. It's all good.

Slacker, are you a Mensa member?

T is pretty low in this thread.

You ever think about opening a shoe shine stand, Slacker? Guys make like $20 an hour, maybe more if you get sharp with the horsehair brush.

Funny Mark, I was going to suggest that you hire Slacker. Your time is worth money, so you may as well have him do it.

I actually enjoy shining my own shoes, BK.

I find it almost Zen-like in practice.

My father is all pissed off at me because my foot is a size smaller than his. He's convinced that homeless people are going to be wearing his throngs of Allen Edmonds shoes after he dies.

AE are truly the last of the great American heritage shoe companies. Your dad obviously knows his business. Bummer his are a size off for you.

 

They just got sold to the corp that owns Famous Footware. Hoping things don't go to shit.

 

He got me a pair last year. I opted for the boots. I just don't find them comfortable. They look good though.

You should bring them in to an AE store and figure out why they aren't fitting correctly. AE should be very comfortable, in my experience. 

Bring in all your dads too.  Be like, "WTF? These things don't fit anymore."

It was nice of you guys to rescue Slacker's aggro thread and simmer it down for the ladies.

Did he get a timeout for these posts? That jizz face pic is super-offensive.

(((super-offensive)))*

 

*We miss you, Dogman.

Dogman tried to come onboard as a Joe but he got lambasted as a Kirley sock.

Slacker needs to eat some acid and chill out.

Dog was almost violently anti-sock. I sometimes wonder if he was once sexually assaulted by one. I don't think he would have come on as a sock.

You're right, BK. I totally made that up just to mess with Moderator Marky-Mark.

Do you guys think this JR is that JR?

You know, I very well may be a moderator.

Well, other than the fact that I'd want no part in being hall monitor this motley bunch of whack-jobs.

Hall doesn't need a monitor.

I think you're a moderator as much as myself or Mark may be.

Either way, Slacker needs a time-out.

 

>>Hall doesn't need a monitor.

lol. True.

If he uses a desktop PC he does.