>>He started off brilliantly by closing the distance between himself and Trump, meaning that if the president tried to pull him forward, the two would collide—mutually assured destruction. Immediately, he took away his opponent’s greatest strength. Then he engaged Trump in a shoulder grab—a total power move that Trump countered with a shoulder/neck grab of his own. As the two men grimaced at each other, Trump created some distance and went back to old faithful: The grip-and-yank. If you look closely at the 4-5 second mark, Trump tries to tug Trudeau’s arm toward him, but for the first time since he took office, his opponent was ready: Trudeau held firm, resisted the yank, and held his ground beautifully. Finally, Trump tried to squeeze the hell out of his hand and go over the top for leverage, but Trudeau wouldn’t budge. The president gave it one more try, to no avail, and at the 7-second mark he ran out of gas. After exchanging a meaningful look with Trudeau, as if to recognize a worthy adversary, he dropped the Canadian’s hand and beckoned toward the cameras.
In my official ruling, this is a draw, but it’s a stunning, impressive result for Trudeau nonetheless. Just as in European championship soccer, getting a draw on the road is almost like winning, and for Trudeau to perform so admirably on enemy turf is a triumph for all of Canada.
Unfortunately, this probably means Ottawa is getting nuked. But it was worth it to see the first small crack in the armor of the Ivan Drago of handshakes.
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“The point is, you can never
“The point is, you can never be too greedy.”
(A real quote from Agent Orange aka Clownstick VonFucktard).
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does that look like a small
does that look like a small hand?
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Do I really want to be a co
Hmmm...Do I REALLY want to be the co-star in Trump's next "Awkward Handshake" video????
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Gimme 5...billion dollars for
Gimme 5...billion dollars for the wall.
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"It's not contagious at all."
"It's not contagious at all."
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No, Sir. That side is not
No, Sir. That side is not orange.
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d'oh!
d'oh!
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I saw how you wouldn't let go
I saw how you wouldn't let go of the Japanese Prime Minister, not a chance.
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"You Canadian's like the Spit
"You Canadian's like the Spit-Shake, am I right?"
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Just got out of a golden
Just got out of a golden shower, come on shake my hand.....
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Sure, smell any finger you
Sure, smell any finger you want!
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$5 says I can get that rape
$5 says I can get that rape covering up Ken Starr on my team, and no none will say shit
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"I said, Count my fingers,
"I said, Count my fingers, Sir Donald., but, im sorry, 'September' is not an answer"
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View the handshake here:
View the handshake here:
https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/02/watch-justin-trudeau-scor...
>>He started off brilliantly by closing the distance between himself and Trump, meaning that if the president tried to pull him forward, the two would collide—mutually assured destruction. Immediately, he took away his opponent’s greatest strength. Then he engaged Trump in a shoulder grab—a total power move that Trump countered with a shoulder/neck grab of his own. As the two men grimaced at each other, Trump created some distance and went back to old faithful: The grip-and-yank. If you look closely at the 4-5 second mark, Trump tries to tug Trudeau’s arm toward him, but for the first time since he took office, his opponent was ready: Trudeau held firm, resisted the yank, and held his ground beautifully. Finally, Trump tried to squeeze the hell out of his hand and go over the top for leverage, but Trudeau wouldn’t budge. The president gave it one more try, to no avail, and at the 7-second mark he ran out of gas. After exchanging a meaningful look with Trudeau, as if to recognize a worthy adversary, he dropped the Canadian’s hand and beckoned toward the cameras.
In my official ruling, this is a draw, but it’s a stunning, impressive result for Trudeau nonetheless. Just as in European championship soccer, getting a draw on the road is almost like winning, and for Trudeau to perform so admirably on enemy turf is a triumph for all of Canada.
Unfortunately, this probably means Ottawa is getting nuked. But it was worth it to see the first small crack in the armor of the Ivan Drago of handshakes.
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View the handshake here:
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"Oh god, the edible is
"Oh god, the edible is kicking in... wish this idiot would shut up about his hands and let me get out of here"
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I hold in my hand the
No, really. I hold in my hand the greatest amount of integrity ever possessed by a human being. A bad high school student could tell you that.
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Its a good hand...really good
Its a good hand...really good...hand...good.
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Smell my hand.
Smell my hand.
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Look at this palm. Is that
Look at this palm. Is that the most beautiful love line you've ever seen or what?
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Justin, Justin, check this
Justin, Justin, check this out. Pull my finger.
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When you can snatch the
When you can snatch the bigliness out of my hand, it will be time for you to go, Grasshopper...
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Trudeau overheard expressing
Trudeau overheard expressing offense to his cabinet members @ POTUS handshake games. Finds is "disrespectful and tasteless."
"This guy is an idiot. He has no idea what he's doing."
Overheard by Trudeau to Freeland.
https://twitter.com/roguepotusstaff