Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie..
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Will this make my hands
Will this make my hands bigger?
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Where's the hole?
Where's the hole?
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grabbing earth's vagina you
grabbing earth's vagina you say
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"i've felt bigger"
"i've felt bigger"
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Not my caption but the best I
Not my caption but the best I've seen so far:
Just a few billionaires touching a glowing orb. Probably totally fine.
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I double dog dare ya
I double dog dare ya
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Woody Allen makes his debut
Woody Allen makes his debut appearance with Donald Trump and friends....
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Three Rings for the Elven
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie..
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Prince you don't have to pay
Prince you don't have to bribe me to touch your balls
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The whole world is my pussy
The world is my pussy
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>>>>>>The world is my pussy
>>>>>>The world is my pussy
That's my favorite unreleased Prince album.
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"Wonder Twin Powers: ACTIVATE
"Wonder Twin Powers: ACTIVATE!"
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king salman's marbles
king salman's marbles
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Shouldn't have touched that
Shouldn't have touched that orb!
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/mar-a-lago-sinkhole-pay-attention-...
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(((Beaming)))
(((Beaming)))
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Later, Mr. President, perhaps
Later, Mr. President, perhaps you would like to try the Orgasmitron.
~Apologies to Woody Allen~
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"Shazzam! You are now a
"Shazzam! You are now a Muslim!"
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a crowd gathers around the
a crowd gathers around the three finalists at the Touch the Globe endurance contest...first prize: a life-size strap-on
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Hahaha Surf
Hahaha
Surf