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President Trump and Homeland Security director Kristi Noem look on as Vice President Vance has his way with the Oval Office sofa.

When a long enough sword wants a three way with a man's jugular and a woman's heart...

Pedo President calculating his next distraction.   "I said 'I Could ... Shoot Somebody, And I Wouldn't Lose Any Voters' and did I?  

Leeches En Regalia

Fake lawyer and fake president observe fake press secretary screaming lies. 

One is thinking, "Damn, I'm a good liar."

The other is thinking, "I wonder what they put in that Big Mac sauce?"

Her: How's my hair?

Him: How's my hair?

" No boogers! Look No boogers!"

I was going to go with

Dumb and Dumber

but it's more like

Evil and Eviler

A Tale of Two Shitties

"What do you mean where's Waldo? There's only two cunts here."