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$ 999 per pen into my pocket. 

My penis is smaller than this pen.

"I just put it right in there, I don't even ask. Bill Clinton learned that from me."

I can't believe how aroused I am right now.

 

Pete likes it when I tickle his ass with this pen, just before I ram it all the way in. Just look at how he comes alive when I bring it out. 

Then you show me where Alabama is smart guy

My prediction -

A new phenomena that will be widely seen across America in celebration of the 250th anniversary of the founding of our nation will be newer paper currency exchanged throughout the country with a signature blocked out - with a Sharpie, of course!  

Much like Pavlov's dog, Hegseth's anal sphincter now clenches whenever Trump holds up a Sharpie.

Tim with the winner. 

lol zang