Celebrities you are guilty of harassing
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What celebrities are you guilty of harassing?
Have you stalked any celebrities, grabbed their asses, slept with them to gain favors, hounded them for selfies or autographs, or just trolled them online? I know, huge range of possible harassment claims, so please be specific.
and if you want to post an apology or a excuse for your behavior, that would bonus points.
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High
I'm not sure who was
I'm not sure who was harassing whom.
Many years ago the wife and I were taking the ferry to Martha's Vineyard. We wanted to smoke a pigfoot and found a spot on the rear deck. Just as we were about to spark one who should appear but Senator Ed Brooke of MA, first African-American Senator in the modern age, I believe. He vacations on MV. We moved to behind the smokestack. Whoop - there he is again! He apologized and told us to carry on - he was just trying to avoid the press.
He didn't partake.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Oaksterdam Dan
<<<<Have you stalked any
<<<<Have you stalked any celebrities, grabbed their asses, slept with them to gain favors
No but I am willing to learn
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D.
Politicians aside, can't
Politicians aside, can't recall harassing any celebrities, but years ago, my friends somehow got a hold of bass player Flea's home phone number and they would mercilessly crank call that guy. Guess it pissed him off.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face
I harassed Jackie Greene for
I harassed Jackie Greene for smoking cigarettes, repeatedly.
Pretty sure he still smokes. NOT sorry.
and I am also guilty of virtually harassing Ryan Adams - and I'm sorry.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
I actually received a
I actually received a strongly worded letter from DeadCo's management company a few years ago.
Apparently some asshat was posting a meme I allegedly authored on all of the band's social media accounts.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face
Now that would be a keepsake.
Now that would be a keepsake. post a copy of the letter, or you know..
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lucky Day
Stalking - Ry Cooder
Stalking - Ry Cooder
Harassment - Richard Thompson and David Lindley
Assault - Mojo Nixion
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump.
I like tweeting tao te ching passages at him about running a country in hopes he takes some of it to heart, but im aware im probably pissing in the wind.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 19.5 Degrees
Roger McDowell and Keith
Roger McDowell and Keith Hernandez
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Keithk1
I wouldn't call it harassing
I wouldn't call it harassing but I sidled up to Gene Simmons at the Maui airport so a friend could take a pic. He saw what was going on and leaned into me. Nice guy, didn't even charge me.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: GravyTrain
Too many to name them all
Too many to name them all here.
Michael Jackson introduced me to his chimp, Bubbles, and showed me his pet snake.
Alyssa Milano at the bar at Two Harbors, Catalina Island. We were all teenagers then—different times.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Highnote
Was kissed by Alan Ginsberg
Was kissed by Alan Ginsberg at a party. I thought it was going to be a bro hug. He had other ideas. He moved on and was a kind and gracious host.
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Backstage with Barry.
Backstage with Barry.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout
>>Michael Jackson introduced
>>Michael Jackson introduced me to his chimp, Bubbles, and showed me his pet snake.
After you drank the Jesus juice?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Fly
My girlfriend poked Jerry
My girlfriend poked Jerry through a fence as he got on his bus after a show. Just a poke.
At RFK 86 I yelled at bobby (as he got out of a taxi with a supermodel) " hey bobby! play something good!" That was a stupid thing to yell, kinda harassing.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
Is hiding in their hotel
Is hiding in their hotel closet all night count as harassment?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bluelight
The Waterboys, who's amazing
The Waterboys, who's amazing fiddle player, Steve Wickham, broke ranks last night & sent me an email saying "Hi"
The man has charisma, faith & brings it!
The Waterboys - Fisherman's Blues, Dublin -11/4/2015 {HD}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsHUxzrfdtE
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Imagine
When I was a stupid kid I
When I was a stupid kid I used to harass Gap Mangione, who used to work at this nice restaurant I worked at. I'd put salt in his coffee and he'd drink while playing and then have to spit it out and screw up his groove. We laughed and laughed, but it was a dick move, a few times.
Another time, drunk as hell in Hollywood, I saw Dave Navarro and his hot wife walking into a Smashing Pumpkins show and spit out my whiskey in surprise. He said, "what." I said, "I didn't know you were so short." It wasn't planned.
Oh. And I threw cheap stuffed bears at the singer of Seven Mary Three at the first K-Rock-A-Thon in upstate NY - they had a fair at the far end of the raceway. One bear got him right in the kisser on a big note. Lovely. Butthole Surfers, Toadies, Reverend Horton Heat, and Poe were all awesome. I'm forgetting a few.
Good times.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Dr. Benway
>>>I actually received a
>>>I actually received a strongly worded letter from DeadCo's management company a few years ago.
if you cant find that letter and dont post it to the zone you have now officially failed as a zoner despite your past achievements. not posting that letter will be like the zone equivalent of louis ck's jerking...career suicide.
and if i may add one nugget of goodness to this thread -
https://www.pollstarpro.com/NewsContent.aspx?cat=0&com=1&ArticleID=816738
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board
I posted something on John
I posted something on John Scofeilds Facebook page about him posting too many selfies. His wife commented and made a pretty passive aggressive comment then said something about me posting too many pics of pizza on my Facebook page. He has t really posted any selfies since.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sideshow Bob
I heckled and "got to" David
I heckled and "got to" David Lindley - about 10 years ago he was opening for Hot Tuna, saw them twice, about 2 weeks apart, in Westbury Long Island then Northampton MA. @ the Northampton show I was kinda drunk & had a seat by myself 1st row orch way off to the side, so Lindley's set was EXACTLY THE SAME, including the in between song banter, so I, of course, started shouting out stuff he was about to say, so about 2/3 of the way thru his set, he stopped talking altogether, then ripped off his polyester shirt (@ some point earlier in the show I'd shouted out "NICE SHIRT"), & blew thru the rest of his set very Grump-i-ly. Sorry I ruined his & the audience's shoe. This is why I don't drink @ shoes . . .
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _
>> kinda drunk & had a seat
>> kinda drunk & had a seat by myself
Story of this dude's life.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sideshow Bob
& yet I'm blissfully happy
& yet I'm blissfully happy whilst you are a seething ball of uptight Hipster angst.
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Maybe. You'll never know,
Maybe. Just another thing you'll never know, "Bob."
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Blue Rose Task Force
SBOUHA LOL
SBOUHA
LOL
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sideshow Bob
Have you landed that Dream
Have you landed that Dream gig as a music critic w/Rolling Stone, the magazine they send me for free every time I order tickets, suitable for wrapping puppies or training fish? 'Cause lord knows Bandcamp & Songkick don't pay for content . . .
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: _
>> Just another thing you'll
You could write a book full of shit you have no idea about, "Bob." You should see if there's a market.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sideshow Bob
I know why Hipsters don't
I know why Hipsters don't Fart: Living 4 to a bedroom in those $2500 a month lofts gets pretty, um, Chummy . . .
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: That’s Nancy with the laughin’ face
POOR timing, Ateix.
POOR timing, Ateix.
That was a serious burn earlier, genius even - and now you've ruined it by reverting to grade school trolling.
Come on boys, cant you stick to sharing stories about harassing celebrities instead of harassing each other. NO you don't warrant celebrity status.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
I yelled something at Patrick
I yelled something at Patrick Ewing once, boy howdy did he stare me down! (Something about the Beavers vs Georgetown in the Final 4 in the early 80's). And I made Ike Willis give me my little coke vial back, it was the only one I had.... and Steve Parish gave me a blood blister once, but that was more him harassing me! I'm sure there's others, probably good I can't remember them....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
As a Youngster, I humped the
As a Youngster, I humped the Nixon Family's legs, just for Fun.
They (Pat and Dick) thought it was awful cute, and offered to take me over to China to meet Chairman Mao.
My parents declined, but accepted the Open Pass for Brunch at the White House at a later time.
Later, I learned that "American Imperialist Running Dog" was yet another euphimism for Chairman Mao cooking and eating USA children, and serving them at diplomatic Banquets.
So thanks to Mom & Pop for saving me from the Nixon / Mao appetite for barbequing Kids.
It was a close call.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish
I spilled a Jack Black and
I spilled a Jack Black and Coke on the actor that played the Dentist on the first Bob Newhart Show.
It was at The Improv in L.A. in the early to mid 80s.
He was a dick about it. I carry no shame.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 19.5 Degrees
I "punched" Bill Laimbeer and
I "punched" Bill Laimbeer and Jimmy Carter; both in nearly the same exact spot.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
Disco Stu
Disco Stu
He was in a cabin in Pennsylvania after a PL show at Penn's Peak and I was too star struck to walk over and say hi.