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Police Allegedly Discovered Mushrooms, Marijuana on 1000-Lb. Sisters' Amy Slaton After She Was Bitten by Camel

This is what happens when you mix drugs and dromedaries!

(I'm not gonna click on the link but it's from People if you want to find the article.)

 

N.Y. Official Charged With Taking Money, Travel and Poultry to Aid China

poultry?

"In July 2021, six Nanjing-style salted ducks, prepared by a Chinese consulate official's private chef, were delivered to the parents of an aide to New York's then governor, Andrew M. Cuomo. About four months later, another six ducks arrived at their home. Another four months later, there were more salted ducks..." NYTimes

Colorado’s “first psychedelic church” for magic mushrooms opens in Colorado Springs - Attendees can choose 2 grams of dried psilocybin mushrooms, two weeks’ worth of microdoses or a light dose of dimethyltryptamine, or DMT

sounds like a Phish run at Dicks

https://coloradosun.com/2024/09/03/psychedelic-church-magic-mushrooms-co...

When I was traveling I met these crazy Australians who were touring India on old school Norton motorcycles. They were telling the story of going on week long camel trek. They said normally after you spend a week with an animal you develop some kind of bond. They said after spending a week with the camels all they wanted to do was get a 2 x 4 and whack the camel in the balls as hard as they could. I have always avoided them after hearing that story. 

Kamikaze termites blow themselves up with 'explosive' backpacks — and scientists just figured out how

and I thought spiders were scary....

https://www.livescience.com/animals/insects/kamikaze-termites-blow-thems...

>>>I have always avoided them after hearing that story.

Camels or Australians?  ;)  Either would be understandable. 

"Phoenix hits 100 degrees for 100 days in a row."

As of today.

Madonna, 66, flashes her black lace thong underwear in fishnets and a bustier top as she shares cheeky snaps with her horse

horses like old lady porn?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13809911/Madonna-flashes-u...

GOP candidate for North Carolina governor Mark Robinson remembered as 'regular' visitor to adult video shop

"North Carolina Lt. Governor Mark Robinson, a candidate for governor in the state, was remembered as a regular visitor to an adult video store in the 1990s - an accusation he has vehemently denied.However, a total of six men who worked at or frequented Gents Video & News in Greensboro remember Robinson as a jovial presence at the shop who came to watch videos about five nights a week after his shift at Papa Johns."

Pappa Johns? that's not the funny part. And not that "He also suggested Ellen DeGeneres, who is openly gay, was a 'top ranking demon.' after a worker at he video store said:" 'I know he might have problems with gay people, but I don't think he has problems with lesbians' based on what he purchased." The funny part is:

Robinson clinched the Republican nomination for governor in North Carolina on Super Tuesday in March. He’s backed by Donald Trump who described Robinson as ‘Martin Luther King on steroids’ when endorsing him at a rally in Greensboro before the primary.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13810721/GOP-candidate-North-Ca...

 

Police Allegedly Discovered Mushrooms, Marijuana on 1000-Lb. Sisters' Amy Slaton.............

Surgery in 1000-Lb. Sisters Finale  I Got The Munchies Stickers, Magnet | Wacky Print What do magic mushrooms do to your brain? Answers about psilocybin. - The  Washington Post

 

Next up: Vanishing Stoners.

The dye in Doritos can make mice transparent

https://www.popsci.com/science/dye-mice-transparent/