Department of War

Maybe like USAID > Dept of Hope, I'm working on a personal Dept of Hope.

Department of dumb fucks.  How much will this cost the taxpayers assuming Congress goes along?

And so much for the clown's quest for the Nobel Peace Prize.   The enabling of the atrocities in Gaza is an automatic disqualification as is the summary executions at sea and turning the military on your own people.  Fuck that dude.

The cost in stationary changes alone…

i posted this in another thread, should go here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMSJSTpT0Ws&list=RDKMSJSTpT0Ws&start_rad...

Greetings
This is the Secretary of War
At the State Department of the United States

We have a problem
The companies want something done
About this sluggish world economic situation
Profits have been running a little thin lately and we
We need to stimulate some growth

Now we know
There's an alarmingly high number of young people
Roaming around in your country with nothing to do
But stir up trouble for the police and damage private property
It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job
It's about time we did something constructive with these people
We've got thousands of 'em here too
They're crawling all over
The companies think it's time we all sit down
Have a serious get-together and start another war

The President?
He loves the idea!
All those missiles streaming over-head to-an-fro... napalm...
People running down the road, skin on fire...
The soviets seem up for it...
The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years
One little goin' away present for Mr. President
Hell, Afghanistan's no fun

So whadya say?
We don't even have to win this war
We just want to cut down on some of this excess population
Now look, just start up a draft
Draft as many of those people as you can
We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on
Give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle
And send 'em on their way
El Salvador?
How 'bout Northern Ireland?
Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America?
We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East
We need that oil
We had Libya all ready to go
And Colonel Khadafy's hit squad didn't even show up
I tell ya, that man is unreliable
The Russian Kremlin had their fingers on the button
Just like we did for that one

Now just think for a minute
We can make this war so big, so big
The more people we kill in this war
The more the economy will prosper
We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue
If we plan this right
Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls

Now don't worry about demonstrations
Just pump up your drug supply
So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines
Since we took over
It's just like Vietnam
We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong
Kept the war functioning just fine
It's easy
We've got our college kids so interested in beer
They don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again
Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard
They wouldn't even know what it looked like

So how 'bout it?
I mean, look, war is money
The arms manufacturers tell me unless
We get our bomb factories up to full production
The whole economy is going to collapse
The Soviets are in the same boat
We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!?

That's excellent
We knew you'd agree
The companies will be very pleased

The Defense Dept. was created for the purpose of defending the US and its friends.

I guess the War Dept. is for attacking other countries.

Buckle up folks.

Trump puts so much energy into posturing to be things he is not - smart and strong. 

He'll chicken out.  TACO

The draft dodger brings back the War Department. Why doesn't this surprise me?

Trump is a stereotypical bully.  He picks fights with smaller fry like the Houthis and Venezuela, while incapable of. standing up to legitimate threats from Russia and China.

trump is fucking satan

^^^^^He is on South Park^^^^^^

Confirmed 

Thanks, Zooey, I needed that

The butt born child of the devil 

We Are The Goon Squad And We're Coming To Town

"Department of dumb fucks."

This.

"If I can just get off of this L.A. freeway
Without gettin' killed or caught" ~ Guy Clark

How about some more guesses on others in the pipeline

Department of Agriculture = Department of Tractors 

That would probably be the Department of Bioengineering...

He's gunning for a Nobel War Prize 

I thought this said "Department of Weir"

Why would we need a Department of War when we already have a Space Force?

We are the Grateful Dead and we have got you covered.

>>>guess the War Dept. is for attacking other countries MAGA enemies<<<

Fixed that.

And they're not even hiding it.

Watch what you say folks, Big Brother is definitely watching.

Not to mention all the little brothers and sisters who document everything all the time anymore.

>>>   >>>guess the War Dept. is for attacking other countries MAGA enemies<<<

It's both !!!

TACO now saying it's just a "nickname" 

I'm surprised they didn't just go with the Department of Peace for full Orwellian effect. 

Truth be said

All that shines is not Gold

If it hurts you my darling

you only got yourself to blame

ohh and Just FYI WORLD PEACE IS FREE !

Should have gone with the Department of Gwar. That would have been way more fun.

Department of Whores 

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