Derp

This is literally the reason why marines are stationed on Navy vessels...

Was told that the marines are issued sawed off shot guns on ships and are trained to stick them around the corner and shoot. 

These are also the Nobel prize winners who get jobs as cops.

Murica'!!!

They can't all be SEALs.

Thought this might be a Tulsa Chris thread...

I don't know anything about this sort of thing, but it seems to me that to be relieved of command of a destroyer there had to be more going on with that guy than just one embarrassing photo.

"Ah, but the strawberries! That's - that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist!"

As soon as he looked through the scope, he should have known something was wrong. Everything's so tiny and far away...