Does this cocaine make my hair look big?

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Man arrested at Barcelona airport with 1/2 a kilo of cocaine under his wig 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/16/man-held-in-spain-over-att...

You people have any good smuggling stories? 

Paging Dr. L Longballs? 

Exactly why I crotch it

 

if I am going to be bulging out anywhere, it’s going to be for trolling purposes

looks great, not sure how he got caught....

Strong contender for Frangela's Idiot of the Week.

Gorilla glue.

Now that I look at it, he could have easily used a larger bag which would have allowed him to disburse the cocaine more evenly under his wig. Or wear a hat and sew that 1/2 kilo into the top of it. Or just stay where you were and party with your friends at home. Skip the trip altogether. 

I seem to remember seeing a picture of Brian d with a similar hairstyle. Haha

Should have used the B-52's or the Bride of Frankenstein

B-52s.jpg

It's one hell of a drug.

If they make you take off your hat for security at shows, why not a toupe?

A+ for thread titlewink

fun story: did a catering job this day where the 20 year old chick was touting her love of blow. found a straw later in the bathroom, so i returned it to her

also: CalvinKlein

 

That dude had to be a decoy...he can’t b that dumb...somebody else came thru w much more 

That's great!